FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

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I WAS IN THE CAR WITH MY MOM WHILE I LOADED THIS PAGE AND I SAW WILD AND SIMONLA YIFFING AND WAS LIKE OH GOD AND THEN MY MOM ASKED WHAT SO I SHOWED HER AND SHE GOES "WHAT ARE THOSE PURPLE THINGS" AND I SAID "DRILLS" AND SHE GOES "WELL THEY WOULD MAKE THAT CHARACTER REAL STABLE FOR FUCKING"

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
 
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Altissimo said:
I WAS IN THE CAR WITH MY MOM WHILE I LOADED THIS PAGE AND I SAW WILD AND SIMONLA YIFFING AND WAS LIKE OH GOD AND THEN MY MOM ASKED WHAT SO I SHOWED HER AND SHE GOES "WHAT ARE THOSE PURPLE THINGS" AND I SAID "DRILLS" AND SHE GOES "WELL THEY WOULD MAKE THAT CHARACTER REAL STABLE FOR FUCKING"

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
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Your mom sounds awesome.
 
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Boss: So, what did you accomplish today at work?
Me: Oh, made a comic about some autistic manchild's Lego furry fetish and turned it into a one-act play about zombie demons and drill hands.

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For a direct link, here ya go. (Fucking Photobucket likes to shrink taller images it seems...)
 
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Kim Wilson wrote the following response to Chris's Simonla album:

Christian Weston Chandler, wasn't this character supposed to die? If that's correct, and I'm remembering this correctly, then making this public post is bragging about your dishonesty. A man is only as good as his word. I know you're better than that, Chris.
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I'm hoping that Chris will reply.
 
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This actually shows how far Chris's mental functioning is removed from an average person's.

I mean, to us it's clear that making SANIC-like creatures out of LEGO+clay, putting them in sexual positions and posting this on FB is horribly wrong. It is something that just wouldn't occur to most people, autistic or not.

But Chris simply does this. He's basically like an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy stranded on earth - an exceptionally stubborn alien who does not care to learn about human ways.
 
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Boss: So, what did you accomplish today at work?
Me: Oh, made a comic about some autistic manchild's Lego furry fetish and turned it into a one-act play about zombie demons and drill hands.

SIMONLA-a_zpsca736e31.jpg

SIMONLA-b_zps07d1451b.jpg

For a direct link, here ya go. (Fucking Photobucket likes to shrink taller images it seems...)
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I want to make 100 new accounts so I can like this 100 more times.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
This actually shows how far Chris's mental functioning is removed from an average person's.

I mean, to us it's clear that making SANIC-like creatures out of LEGO+clay, putting them in sexual positions and posting this on FB is horribly wrong. It is something that just wouldn't occur to most people, autistic or not.

But Chris simply does this. He's basically like an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy stranded on earth - an exceptionally stubborn alien who does not care to learn about human ways.
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So he is an autistic Roger Smith from American Dad?
 
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My big takeaway from this is that Chris thinks his Mexican place HAS to be a Golden Corral again. It's not that the business failed on its own, just that Chris wants it to be a Golden Corral, and it's only not for the express purpose of upsetting him.

Shit changes, Chris. Lots of my favorite places to go aren't around anymore. It ain't about you, that's just life.
 
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