FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

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This album is nothing less than sheer wonderfulness:

Mer Marcie Pantalones wrote:

As for "nothing inappropriate"... that one with the weird hands is getting fucked by the weird green one. Come on now. This is Facebook, not a porn site. If THIS is why you want people to buy you all those legos... count me out.

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She was, but I had revived her, and I will eventually redraw the pages showing that she is NOT dead.

Oh sweet Jesus, new Sonichu material, I could cry for tears of joy... if only I didn't know how long it takes Chris to WORK ON IT.
 
in some of the pictures the legos look shiny. like they're wet :c

the simonla saga ended on a really awful note and it must not have been very fun for chris, why is he bringing her back? is he trying to taunt the trollz?

Could be. Maybe it's more of a convenience thing? The Chaotic Combo needs a ground-type Pokemon - gotta recolour 'em all - and using Simonla both allows for a reunion with Wild (as we have seen and will never unsee) and frees up Sandy to appear in Sonichu Babies 3D.
 
Poor Punchy seems so lonely without Layla.
What Chris never told anyone is that the "Simonla" that was killed in the explosion was actually a drugged Layla in a disguise. It was all a a horrible, kinda awkwardly planned conspiracy to get the citezens of CWCville against the asperpedia Four.
 
This album is nothing less than sheer wonderfulness:



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Oh sweet Jesus, new Sonichu material, I could cry for tears of joy... if only I didn't know how long it takes Chris to WORK ON IT.
Even assuming it happens, it will likely be as devoid of passion as his Asperpedia Four rewrite.
 
the simonla saga ended on a really awful note and it must not have been very fun for chris, why is he bringing her back? is he trying to taunt the trollz?

He's just trying to live out his dream friends and the life he thinks they should have. Remember how he was carrying on with Evan, stating the only reason he doesn't want to kill Simonla is because it will hurt Wild emotionally? He pretty much thinks Wild Sonichu deserves to have this Sweetheart… I mean, look at this.

Chrissy said:
No. As a matter of fact, YOUR Simonchu came to Cwcville while I was holding a Town Meeting, came up to Simonla (Simonchu's Sister) while The True Wild Sonichu was with Her. Simonchu told Simonla that you wanted her back home as quickly as possible. Simonla REFUSED Heavily; She is Very Happy in Cwcville, VA, rather than the c***-shack known as "Ecgville". (HOW IS THAT SO-CALLED CITY PRONOUNCED ANYWAY? It sounds like a very "Eckie" Ailment, possibly Cold-Like.) Simonchu uses force, yet Wild attacks him with his Razor Leaf and unleashed his grasp of her. Wild says, "The lady said that she does not want to return with you." Simonchu replies, "Listen, shock-breath, I'll quake you away in a rock's-throw." Wild says, "Well, before you can even throw a rock, I will have quick-as-a-flash Vine Whipped you, and launched you to fly back to your Villa of Eck." Wild launches his Vine Whip which was Super-Effective against Simonchu's Ground-Type body, and throws him back to that city in Minnesota.
Later, Simonchu reports to you that she refuses to return to you, and you realize that with MY G.D.C. Powers, you have to let it be and move on in peace in real life. I am the Great Director Chandler!

This is pretty deep, and I know deep thinking. This seems to even be presented as if it were some sort of "Lost Chapter" in Sonichu lore.

Putting up this album of Wild and Simonla is just him rubbing it into our faces that he really does think Wild and Simonla should be together, and now that he has them in actual, 3-Dimensional (pssshh, Sonichu is 3-Dimensional? Yeah right) figures and not comic pages, nobody can take Simonla ever again.

But where is Sandy, though? She was such a good girl.
 
Oh sweet Jesus, new Sonichu material, I could cry for tears of joy... if only I didn't know how long it takes Chris to WORK ON IT.
Well, Chris maintains that he won't write new Sonichu material until everyone he doesn't like is in jail and all info about him online is deleted. As with everything else in life, he deliberately sets impossible standards so he can blame other people for his own laziness.
 
in some of the pictures the legos look shiny. like they're wet :c

the simonla saga ended on a really awful note and it must not have been very fun for chris, why is he bringing her back? is he trying to taunt the trollz?

If you're talking about the Sonichu figs, I'm thinking that might be a type of sealant for preserving the paints he might've used.

... I hope.

As for Simonla, in his mind, she never did die, so that's why she's back. I mean, we are talking about a grown man that thinks an alternate Roger Rabbit Toon Town world exists, after all...
 
It just keeps getting better and better!

Chris writes a new song:

Everybody, sing along: I don't care, I don't care, oh, look, a free hat, I don't care, you can put on clean bra and underwear, 'Cause I don't care (In tune to "Hooray for Hollywood)

Oh, that has to be a subliminal message, otherwise it would have been along the lines of sportsbra and DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS. Maybe he's trying to tell us something...

I will do what I want, when I want, and no troll is going to rewrite MY history. Simonla Rosechu Lives On as a Model Construction Working Mother of Sandy with her husband, Wild Sonichu.

P.S. The voltorb was properly diffused and released back into the wilds of Kanto's abandoned electric plant. The damn trolls were still put under arrest. No bloody punishment was ensued upon the guilty; I personally beat the living crap out of them AND Daniel Mimms, then let them live out their Life-Long Prison Sentence in the offshore prison stronger than Alcatraz.

Chris, rewriting Christory as we he sees fit.

The rest of the comments are golden too. It's absolutely beautiful

Wow, you're a very optimistic guy.

I can't tell if you're responding to my sarcasm with more sarcasm (:_(
 
Of course, doesn't Chris realise that none of what he says about CWCVille is true until he releases it in LEGO/Comic form?

The only way Chris could undo all the troll damage is to rewrite the Sonichu series again from scratch from Episode #0 or #1. Create the one true "Troll Free" version of Sonichu.
 
Chris is far beyond accepting any change, but I do think his begging for Golden Corral back is extremely hilarious. Like, who fucking cares that much about a Golden Corral of all places? Chris. Only Chris.
Chris liked Golden Corral because as a Fatty, he felt at home among the other Fatties who would go there to gorge themselves on shitty food. Seriously, have you ever been to one? Chris looks positively svelte compared to most of the patrons, who might as well strap on a feedbag with reckless abandon and be done with it.

You know, if he's still doing this after he turns 33, it's gonna start looking weird.
Someone should mention to Chris that GodJesus died at 33, and see how that translates from English into Autism.
 
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