💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
daffodils said:
- they "knew that they wouldn't get the search warrant on just, like, the Youtube clip"
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It's hard to know when this gay retard is lying or when he just doesn't understand stuff because of his retardation, but it's obvious they already had most of the search warrant drafted. They didn't just come up with the whole thing the night of the cokestream.

They just decided to throw that in as well because why not?
daffodils said:
- "And then they went in there and said 'No, our primary purpose is drugs'... they just lie!"
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Gee cops lie to criminal defendants? Who knew. Guess what dipshit they're allowed to do that. I wonder if Nick also thinks that if you ask an undercover cop whether he's a cop, he has to tell you.
 
The Minnesota uh Board of Ethics has demanded that I tell you all that I am fully licensed and I am your lawyer. That's not a joke or satire in any way. They definitely sent me a letter saying, "Please tell people we're getting threats."
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Wouldn't this mean that the Board of Ethics was getting threats from Nick supporters or am I misreading what he said?
 
GaryGray said:
What technicality is Rekieta using to make this bold claim while under investigation for an ethics complaint and not authorized to practice law in MN due to non-payment as well as failure to keep up with continual education? The way he said it was so smug clearly he thinks there is a loophole in his statement.
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His pathetic "it's not a joke or a satire" = he is joking and saying the opposite of the truth. He is trying once again to do his feeble minded "how can anyone take me seriously when I am such a fun guy and always joking around" that his kind of psychopath always falls back on.
 
AnOminous said:
It's hard to know when this gay retard is lying or when he just doesn't understand stuff because of his retardation, but it's obvious they already had most of the search warrant drafted. They didn't just come up with the whole thing the night of the cokestream.

They just decided to throw that in as well because why not?

Gee cops lie to criminal defendants? Who knew. Guess what dipshit they're allowed to do that. I wonder if Nick also thinks that if you ask an undercover cop whether he's a cop, he has to tell you.
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Never trust the Po Po
 
Edward Teach said:
He has the monkey pox!!!!!
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The Great Horned Moth said:
Lol, is this why he’s been wearing the suits? Is he just hiding his random sores/whatever the police confused for track marks?
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Potentially Cat Mom said:
Was he actually trying to explain what these were?
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Steve Seagull said:
Did he say what it is?
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Nick explains the bruise. It's from his hand resting on his mouse.



Two random clips: Cope Vape (slowed down) and Crazy Eyes


 
Chunkieta is certainly packing on the pounds.
With the kids increasingly independent, what else is there to do but sit with a tub of Ben and Jerry's and binge watch Euphoria?
 
Potentially Cat Mom said:
Oh come on…there is no way that was from his mouse.
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I just remembered that happened to me once few years ago, I had an office job sitting 8h in front of a computer and that bone rests on the table especially if your arm kind of falls downwards from the desk towards your lap, and all the weight of that arm is sitting on exactly that bone. It wasn't painful or anything, just red for a short while. I have also skinny wrists so maybe that doesn't help.
 
Steve Seagull said:
I just remembered that happened to me once few years ago, I had an office job sitting 8h in front of a computer and that bone rests on the table especially if your arm kind of falls downwards from the desk towards your lap, and all the weight of that arm is sitting on exactly that bone. It wasn't painful or anything, just red for a short while. I have also skinny wrists so maybe that doesn't help.
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Yeah, I've had something similar (to what you describe, not his) that, too - sort of like in the olden days when kids were just starting to build up a callus on the finger where they rest the pencil, it's lightly red and kind of shiny. But that purple-red circle on Nick's hand is in another league. He's either lying or he has some kind of creepy papery skin and a terrible [idk immune, circulatory, whatever] system. And I'm fairer than Nick, so it's not because it just "appears" dark against light skin. That's a weird bruise.
 
daffodils said:
- Nick's suit cost $12 because as a "relatively thin guy" he has lots of options at the thrift store
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He overpaid. There are generally plenty of homeless charities that provide second hand suits for free for drug addicts like Rekieta who've seen their careers go down the tube and are trying to get back on their feet,

Nick should apply to his local Salvation Army. I bet they'll sort him out with a free suit and then he could use that $12 to feed his hungry children.
 
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