Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[IngusNSFW]

Internet disease(fat girl angles for example).

Spoiler: bleach

Spoiler: sperg

don't click it

 

[DailyToastBoat]

I wonder what happens if he would actually give up some day.

"I really wanted to finish this game, so sorry. The bad guys on the internet just bullied me so badly, that I couldn't do it. I of course, didn't do anything wrong."

 

[Tim Buckley]

How long has Yansim been in development? How much had the game improved over those years? Is there any sign of when the game is going to be fully released?
Just wondering, shit's getting confusing.

 

[Ordohne]

How longa has Yansim been in development? How much had the game improved over those years? Is there any sign of when the game is going to be fully released?
Just wondering, shit's getting confusing.

1. Since April 2014, so about 3 years now
2. Well that depends. It looks slightly better now compared to it at the start, but I've also seen better from converting some of YS within an hour
3. Nope. He keeps stunting the development since it's reached the point where his coding skills aren't capable of programming the first rival.

 

[ActualKiwi]

1. Since April 2014, so about 3 years now
2. Well that depends. It looks slightly better now compared to it at the start, but I've also seen better from converting some of YS within an hour
3. Nope. He keeps stunting the development since it's reached the point where his coding skills aren't capable of programming the first rival.

Surely it can't be that hard to code basic interactions like that?

 

[IngusNSFW]

Is there any sign of when the game is going to be fully released?

Adding on to what was said above, He plans to release it in 2019. The game is hardly complete and he acts like he has all the time in the world.

 

[30 Dollar Haircut]

Adding on to what was said above, He plans to release it in 2019. The game is hardly complete and he acts like he has all the time in the world.

Let's not forget his original plan to implement Osana completely by January 2017... It's now June 2017.
He's not getting to his planned release date.

 

[LucasSomething]

Why does he call tinybuild implementing Osana before him a worst case scenario though? Aren't they partners? He makes it look like Tinybuild is his perfect older brother while he is the "hard working" but underappreciated victim brother. Jesus you can't stop acting like a victim for one second of your life, can you, Alex?

I think it's the opposite, it's not the "worst case scenario", he just calls it that to make it sound like "in the worst case of me failing to make Osana, you don't have to worry cause they will do it for me". It's actually the BEST that could happen for Alex, him not making Osana and having someone else do it for him for him. But of course this is all in his head, that mail reply we got from one of the workers saying only the dev "creates" the new things, so his idea of them finishing Osana is all wishful thinking.

Alex was supposed to finish Osana before tinybuild but he is doing a terrible job ever since he said it, with no progress whatsoever, multiple filler videos and more useless easter eggs like the jojo one. I know he is a shit dev but it's it's like he is not even trying. I can't prove but i belive he is not actually trying to finish Osana, just delay her distract the fans until Tinybuild "hopefully" makes her for him.

 

[SargonthanyAkkatana]

Love you for this, all he could of done was do a quick image search and type out some names in the description most won't bother to look in anyway, but at least he'd acknowledge it is NOT his original work.

But he flat out said shading it in and keeping the outlines in there makes it HIS. Gotta love Eva, logic right?

Spoiler: It wasn't me officer, I swear on me life!

Because someone would totally do that. And your fanbase would totally do it in your name right?
If you were smart you wouldn't even have replied in the first place you dip, you're making it clear that it's you.

Spoiler: INTERNET TROLLS EVERYWHERE!

You have about a million people sucking your dick, I'm pretty sure you could tell them to not harass anyone and most of them will be sure to get the memo. But just like in your twitch video you decide to have your fanbase go out and attack twitch and spam them with emails, before trying to fix it with no effort put into it at all while the damage is already done and the email spam twitch got cannot be reversed.

The only thing wearing on your mental and physical health is you, you could go outside and get some fresh air. But you decide to stream 3/4's of the day and sleep and repeat the cycle.

It is hilarious you are talking about 'don't start drama', when you're the one doing it. As you refuse to admit you do nothing wrong.

Spoiler: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! BLOCK ME, NO BALLS!

That's not how spoofing works... that's not how anything works! But you wouldn't know that right? You never do anything wrong. The reason it's happening is because your salty ass is emailing her because everyone is giving you shit for the things you've done that are clearly not okay. You sit up and stream 24/7 and have your mom bring you food and can't be bothered to wash your self.

You are not an adult until you get your own place and a real job, and start dedicating actual work and time on the game. But you won't because you are a 5 year old with a body that matured way too fast.

You were the one who throws the bitchfits and cut the deal off with her anyway, why don't YOU block her? Why do you want her to block you so bad? So you can declare you're the winner?

Guess what pal you're still a loser.

Spoiler: SELF INSERT, MMM I DID NOTHING WRONG RANT!

1) You post on tumblr with clearing misunderstandings and a bunch of shit all the time.
2) You said that internet trolls effect your physical and mental health, you hypocrite.
3) That's you, reread your messages you sent.

Done.

I feel like he's going to become a keemstar at some point. I just imagine him saying "I didn't do anything wrong!!!" and "why am i still getting hate?" once he fucks up so badly that no one can ignore it anymore.

 

[Cornfields]

Wait. Reading through the PULL thread, I remembered something. Didn't Yandev say that the Kickstarter was for hiring a proper Dev team? Why is he still launching it now that he has tinybuild and his unpaid volunteers? He already has patreon which he occasionally uses to "pay" some of the volunteers...

Edit: @Y2K Baby I joined cos someone in the comments section of one of his blog posts linked to this site and I was like "what's kiwifarms" so I clicked on the link and it brought me here. After reading through everything, I was like "huh this is what I've been thinking about this whole thing all this time" so I lurked for a while before signing up for an account...

 

[SaladV]

I've actually been wondering that myself. Say he finishes the game, he'd likely want to use it as a springboard to get a job at a game development company, since he's way too lazy to stay indie (although...). The problem is, what self-respecting company would ever hire the guy who made an underage murder and rape fetish simulator? Maybe Illusion, but I'm almost certain Alex can't speak a word of Japanese.

Does Alex actually think that he's someone eligible for being hired into gaming or development companies? Even if he were to make it in he would be fired pretty quickly for having zero motivation and horrible coding skills, let alone the inability to preform customer service.

Spoiler

:powerlevel:I watch game devs on twitch sometimes, and an eight our stream or so on a barely funded indie game makes more progress then daddydev has made in over a year. Actual devs spend time working on their projects and stick with it, you really aren't that hard working, Alex. :powerlevel:

 

[sage]

Does Alex actually think that he's someone eligible for being hired into gaming or development companies?

I'm sure he's delusional enough.

 

[GethN7]

I'm sure he's delusional enough.

He's huffing his own farts if that's true.

So far, he has a crippled alpha build of a game that hasn't even gotten the very first "level" or "challenge" (i.e. - Osana) properly coded yet, yet he's dawdling on this despite it being a very dumb idea, especially now, when people expect he's got SOMETHING done or they are gonna walk.

Throw in the bad coding, rampant plagiarism and intense butthurt concerning any criticism, and I'd be shocked if he has Osana properly coded and and completely play tested by the end of the year, let alone fixed all the other issues currently present.

 

[vertexwindi]

Throw in the bad coding, rampant plagiarism and intense butthurt concerning any criticism, and I'd be shocked if he has Osana properly coded and and completely play tested by the end of the year, let alone fixed all the other issues currently present.

I'd be surprised if he managed to finish it in the next five years, quite honestly.

 

[Sae Niijima]

I'd be surprised if he managed to finish it at all, quite honestly.

FTFY

 

[autist_vibes]

I'm leaving these random predictions here to the future. Be free to add things.

1-Yandere weeaboo hype will die and become just another old bad meme
2-Jay Kubz Scouts will stop making videos about Yandere Sim and, like Markiplier, he'll keep ignoring people who wants more YS videos. Jay will lose some views and probably subcribers, but he'll recover
3-Patreon will drop, making Eva lose money and interest
4-Eva will make another 20-minute video about: life is hard (a NEET living with middle-class parents boo hoo hoo), programing is hard (working is hard, deal with it), Yandere Sim was a waste of youth, Patreons are not donating anymore (I wonder why). In the end of the video, he'll consider giving up of Yandere Sim
5-Fans will collapse and blame everything and everyone, many of them will make posts and fanarts trying to cheer Eva up (Mulberry will be one of them)
5.1-Eva thanks the support messages and keeps procrastinating for a little more and them he gives up definitely with another excuse, bringing more fans' tantrums
5.2-Eva gives up anyway, he will delete his accounts (or just leave them), YandereDev disappears from internet
5.2.1-Eva returns to internet with another nickname and the cycle repeats itself...
5.3-After the whining video, Patreon money goes up a little, but not enough to make Eva keep going
6-Some reasonable posts about people who regret donating to Eva will appear
7-Tinybuild will cancel the partnership, the company will lose credibility
8-Tinybuild will pick the idea and get better developers
9-Eva will die because of lifestyle or eating habits, maybe both

 

[Sushinope]

I'm leaving these random predictions here to the future. Be free to add things.

1-Yandere weeaboo hype will die and become just another old bad meme
2-Jay Kubz Scouts will stop making videos about Yandere Sim and, like Markiplier, he'll keep ignoring people who wants more YS videos. Jay will lose some views and probably subcribers, but he'll recover
3-Patreon will drop, making Eva lose money and interest
4-Eva will make another 20-minute video about: life is hard (a NEET living with middle-class parents boo hoo hoo), programing is hard (working is hard, deal with it), Yandere Sim was a waste of youth, Patreons are not donating anymore (I wonder why). In the end of the video, he'll consider giving up of Yandere Sim
5-Fans will collapse and blame everything and everyone, many of them will make posts and fanarts trying to cheer Eva up (Mulberry will be one of them)
5.1-Eva thanks the support messages and keeps procrastinating for a little more and them he gives up definitely with another excuse, bringing more fans' tantrums
5.2-Eva gives up anyway, he will delete his accounts (or just leave them), YandereDev disappears from internet
5.2.1-Eva returns to internet with another nickname and the cycle repeats itself...
5.3-After the whining video, Patreon money goes up a little, but not enough to make Eva keep going
6-Some reasonable posts about people who regret donating to Eva will appear
7-Tinybuild will cancel the partnership, the company will lose credibility
8-Tinybuild will pick the idea and get better developers
9-Eva will die because of lifestyle or eating habits, maybe both

4 Wouldn't probably happen he's too full of himself, he'll blame the "trolls" that bullied him (questioned/critiqued him) and whine about Midori people emailing him and distracting him, he's never the problem in his mind everyone that isn't sucking his dick or being a Midori are the problem.
9. Nah he'd probably come back but be in the running for the largest lolcow then he'll die.

 

[princess13456789]

I'm leaving these random predictions here to the future. Be free to add things.

1-Yandere weeaboo hype will die and become just another old bad meme
2-Jay Kubz Scouts will stop making videos about Yandere Sim and, like Markiplier, he'll keep ignoring people who wants more YS videos. Jay will lose some views and probably subcribers, but he'll recover
3-Patreon will drop, making Eva lose money and interest
4-Eva will make another 20-minute video about: life is hard (a NEET living with middle-class parents boo hoo hoo), programing is hard (working is hard, deal with it), Yandere Sim was a waste of youth, Patreons are not donating anymore (I wonder why). In the end of the video, he'll consider giving up of Yandere Sim
5-Fans will collapse and blame everything and everyone, many of them will make posts and fanarts trying to cheer Eva up (Mulberry will be one of them)
5.1-Eva thanks the support messages and keeps procrastinating for a little more and them he gives up definitely with another excuse, bringing more fans' tantrums
5.2-Eva gives up anyway, he will delete his accounts (or just leave them), YandereDev disappears from internet
5.2.1-Eva returns to internet with another nickname and the cycle repeats itself...
5.3-After the whining video, Patreon money goes up a little, but not enough to make Eva keep going
6-Some reasonable posts about people who regret donating to Eva will appear
7-Tinybuild will cancel the partnership, the company will lose credibility
8-Tinybuild will pick the idea and get better developers
9-Eva will die because of lifestyle or eating habits, maybe both

10 a fucking idiot

 

[CupcakeBitch]

So instead of working on the game right now, Alex is in his "private" chat watching some people play LoZ.

 

[Sun Shihong]

So instead of working on the game right now, Alex is in his "private" chat watching some people play LoZ.

So much dedication. I'm impressed. So, which element from Zelda is he going to rip off... that crab zora girl? I do expect him to put a Zelda themed easter egg and then call it a HUGE update. That followed by more sperging on how everyone giving criticism is a troll.

You know, the neverending circle of narcisism and mental gymnastics.