FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

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What astounds me about that is that Chris knows exactly what it's like to go through a fire. Wasn't it traumatic for him?

He really doesn't have any empathy. He can't see the situation from their point of view. He should have far more sympathy for these people, considering what he just went through.

All he's concerned about is stuffing his fat face as usual. No different than Corrina's funeral. "I DON'T CARE THAT SOMEBODY DIED. I WANNA STUFF MY FACE WITH PANCAKES.", "I DON'T CARE THAT YOUR BUSINESS AND LIVELIHOOD IS DESTROYED, I JUST WANNA STUFF MY FAT FACE WITH GOLDEN CORRAL."

If you weren't such a selfish asshole, Chris, you wouldn't have needed your dad to negotiate you some friends.
Negotiation isn't how you make friends, Chris, it's what you do in a hostage situation.
 
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Pinhead said:
What astounds me about that is that Chris knows exactly what it's like to go through a fire. Wasn't it traumatic for him?

He really doesn't have any empathy.
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Because of Borb's idiotic mainstreaming. Autists have trouble with understanding that others are distinct people who have distinct experiences. The special school for autistic kids would have taught him that. Regular school obviously didn't. Or, maybe they did, and Chris was too busy reading Goosebumps and pooping himself for it to sink in.
 
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JÜLÄY said:
Because of Borb's idiotic mainstreaming. Autists have trouble with understanding that others are distinct people who have distinct experiences. The special school for autistic kids would have taught him that. Regular school obviously didn't. Or, maybe they did, and Chris was too busy reading Goosebumps and pooping himself for it to sink in.
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I'm aware of that, but given the relatively recent timeframe in which Chris' fire occurred, in addition to the fact that he's still trying to garner sympathy for himself (and expensive LEGO sets) because of the housefire, you'd think that just this once he'd be able to have compassion for other human beings who went through the same thing.

But nope. Regular old selfish Chris. More concerned with shitty fast food than connecting with other humans. Then bitches about lack of human contact, while moping over his fast food.
 
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This new cover photo just shows us how Chris really has nothing to look forward to, no plans, no hopes and dreams.
He's like a mosquito frozen in amber, just staying the same, never changing.
He had better cling to CWCville with all his might, because he has nothing else to cling to :(
 
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NormanMarkus said:
If Alec is still in contact with Evan there is prime chance for lulz.

Mr. George for all and forever.
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Evan's been gone for a long time. He had dumb life stuff to do or whatever.

But yeah, I like Kim's latest comments. If Chris doesn't want to use stuff inspired by trolls, then logically Sandy can't even exist, since he only created her after being forced to kill Simonla.
 
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It's funny, Chris used to justify his pervertedness by saying he was a Virgin with Rage.

Now that he's not a virgin, he doesn't even try justify it anymore. He's just like "Oh man, Wild fucking Simonla, true sexy love! Mm! Sexylove! Mmyeah." and doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Evan's been gone for a long time. He had dumb life stuff to do or whatever.

But yeah, I like Kim's latest comments. If Chris doesn't want to use stuff inspired by trolls, then logically Sandy can't even exist, since he only created her after being forced to kill Simonla.
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They're nice comments, but they give Chris too much credit. Kim is discussing with logic and reason, but she might be talking about the math of the thrust needed to escape Earth's gravity well as far as Chris is concerned or can understand.
 
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Well, he has one thing. :snorlax:
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Have you ever tried clinging to a Black Hole?

He can't even do a pullup.

EDIT: You know, if Chris was to create a one true CWCville, with no real life enemies or trolls, then naturally the Chaotic Combo's enemies would be Giovanni and Robotnik, and their cybernetic Pokémon. The thing is, I think the story totally works like that. Have it be the Sonic/Pokémon crossover it was intended to be. Despite the yiffery, I would like to see Chris make Giovanni, Robotnik, and Pokémon minifigs. I mean, yeah, it's creepy, but if you're gonna start a world, finish it.
 
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Pinhead said:
I'm aware of that, but given the relatively recent timeframe in which Chris' fire occurred, in addition to the fact that he's still trying to garner sympathy for himself (and expensive LEGO sets) because of the housefire, you'd think that just this once he'd be able to have compassion for other human beings who went through the same thing.

But nope. Regular old selfish Chris. More concerned with shitty fast food than connecting with other humans. Then bitches about lack of human contact, while moping over his fast food.
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We're talking about a 32 year old guy who can't learn to stop pooping himself. Is it reasonable to expect him to be able to learn anything?
 
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I think we should start encouraging Chris to go back to writing Sonichu. Claim that we're True an Honest fans who love his work and wish that he would go back to writing so he can bring joy and happiness to us who have longed for more adventures of Sonichu. Maybe we can repair Chris's ego and get him writing again.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Evan's been gone for a long time. He had dumb life stuff to do or whatever.

But yeah, I like Kim's latest comments. If Chris doesn't want to use stuff inspired by trolls, then logically Sandy can't even exist, since he only created her after being forced to kill Simonla.
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Oh Evan, we hardly knew ye.

May flights of Simonchus sing thee to thy work.

Randall Fragg said:
I think we should start encouraging Chris to go back to writing Sonichu. Claim that we're True an Honest fans who love his work and wish that he would go back to writing so he can bring joy and happiness to us who have longed for more adventures of Sonichu. Maybe we can repair Chris's ego and get him writing again.
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Maybe, but you never know how lazy he'll be.

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Oh Ye of little faith! The Second Coming of Sonichu is upon us!
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Not to mention the second coming of Wild.

Goodnight everybody!
 
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Pikonic said:
Upon closer examination of the new infamous "Wild does Simonla" piece, I've noticed Simonla's feet are off the ground and her asshole or vagina is on Wild's stomach.
Shine on, Chris.
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NobleGreyHorse said:
Why isn't Wild leaning forward more, though? I thought male Sonichus had to lean forward to release their glorious manhoods? hedgehoghoods? for either urination or sex. (Yes, I know some people combine the two. That is one of the fetishes that I refuse to imagine taking place anywhere near OPL's world, Robbie and the lizard notwithstanding. Can't hear you, lalalalala.)
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You two know more about Sonichu porn than anyone should.

I'm so sorry this happened to you.
 
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Read the comments. Kim drops truth bombs, Chris is a massive asshole and the level of autism is insane from Kengle and Waterhead. The more things change the more they stay the same.

EDIT- Also Chris mentions that in comic cannon he beats up the trolls and Mimms. Maybe it's hype for Lawler-Ellenberger but fuck my interest is renewed in Chris fighting.
 
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