Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[Duke Nukem]

Personally, I just don't get bodybuilding. Like, I think its cool that people are really dedicated to being in peak physical condition, but spending hours lifting things up and throwing them back down just seems kinda dumb to me.

But lifting heavy objects builds muscle, and muscles get you laid. Those accusing bodybuilders of being gay are just jealous that they can't have bodies capable of dropping chicks' panties like *THAT.*

 

[Randall Fragg]

Aww, I was hoping we could make a lolcow thread about the Wizardchan thread, and eventually achieve an infinite stream of autism. But seriously ill find something to kick things off for once:

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/76468.html
Ah! A good ol' hygiene thread. Relatively undepressing.

How, how do you not shower for three weeks? Like, how? I shower twice daily and have actually cried because I was in a car for 16 hours and really wanted a shower. I just can't stand that greasy, dirty feeling you get when you haven't showered. Uhhhhggh.

 

[Count groudon]

But lifting heavy objects builds muscle, and muscles get you laid. Those accusing bodybuilders of being gay are just jealous that they can't have bodies capable of dropping chicks' panties like *THAT.*

I don't mean to be a dick, but someone but someone working their body to the absolute limit just to get into girls pants seems pretty pathetic. I mean, having huge muscles isn't instantly gonna get you laid, sure some girls think its attractive but most people generally don't give a shit. People should work out for the sake of their health and being fit, not just to get cheap ass.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I don't mean to be a dick, but someone but someone working their body to the absolute limit just to get into girls pants seems pretty pathetic. I mean, having huge muscles isn't instantly gonna get you laid, sure some girls think its attractive but most people generally don't give a shit. People should work out for the sake of their health and being fit, not just to get cheap ass.

At least it's far less pathetic than being a God damn wizard. And believe me, cheap ass is better than no ass at all.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Dude you're running your mouth all over this place like you know a goddamn thing about women, like there's some formula to getting them that you've unlocked but still hasn't worked.

The kinds of chicks who will indiscriminately bang any dude with pecs are the same chicks who wizards and love shies hate for doing exactly that, and not banging them instead. They want super model nymphos with no gag reflexes when they should try to find nice girls who share their hobbies or interests, but they won't even bother trying because THOSE girls don't fit the criteria of beings 11s out of 10.

My suggestion is cut the shit with the sweeping generalizations and ridiculousness. Goddamn.

 

[exball]

At least it's far less pathetic than being a God damn wizard. And believe me, cheap ass is better than no ass at all.

Why can't you just jerk off like everyone else?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Dude you're running your mouth all over this place like you know a goddamn thing about women, like there's some formula to getting them that you've unlocked but still hasn't worked.

The kinds of chicks who will indiscriminately bang any dude with pecs are the same chicks who wizards and love shies hate for doing exactly that, and not banging them instead. They want super model nymphos with no gag reflexes when they should try to find nice girls who share their hobbies or interests, but they won't even bother trying because THOSE girls don't fit the criteria of beings 11s out of 10.

My suggestion is cut the shit with the sweeping generalizations and ridiculousness. Goddamn.

At least those guys who lift have a hobby. I don't know what your point is but whatever. My point is it increases your chances overall. I'm not saying it's a silver bullet that will get you laid no matter what, but it sure beats spamming Wizardchan with posts about how you're a fat shit who eats shit food all day and stuff like that.

And what hobbies and interests would THOSE be? On that note, no woman shares mine, but that doesn't stop me from doing stuff that I want.

Why can't you just jerk off like everyone else?

Who said I didn't?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Cheap ass? ASS IS EXPENSIVE!!!

Eh, some people just aren't cut out for relationships. I'm not, and it's something that I've learned to accept. Do I get lonely? Yes I do at times, but then I think about my ex fiancée and the hell I went through then I'm over it for another six months.

If everyone could have a relationship and a happily ever after, then it wouldn't be something special.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Cheap ass? ASS IS EXPENSIVE!!!

Eh, some people just aren't cut out for relationships. I'm not, and it's something that I've learned to accept. Do I get lonely? Yes I do at times, but then I think about my ex fiancée and the hell I went through then I'm over it for another six months.

If everyone could have a relationship and a happily ever after, then it wouldn't be something special.

Don't you ever want to at least find another person, or at the very least, some sex once in a while?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Don't you ever want to at least find another person, or at the very least, some sex once in a while?

Not really. I've got two hands and an internet connection. I also prefer to sleep alone and have too many mental health and financial issues to overcome. So it's better for everyone if I remain celibate.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Not really. I've got two hands and an internet connection. I also prefer to sleep alone and have too many mental health and financial issues to overcome. So it's better for everyone if I remain celibate.

That's sad, but it's your life. I wouldn't want to remain celibate, and I wouldn't give a fuck if it's "better" or not, honestly.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

At least those guys who lift have a hobby. I don't know what your point is but whatever. My point is it increases your chances overall. I'm not saying it's a silver bullet that will get you laid no matter what, but it sure beats spamming Wizardchan with posts about how you're a fat shit who eats shit food all day and stuff like that.

And what hobbies and interests would THOSE be? On that note, no woman shares mine, but that doesn't stop me from doing stuff that I want.

You don't know what my point is? You're all over the place in here blaming virginity for crazy fucks doing fucking crazy shit, instead of them being fucking crazy. This latest guy has hundreds of pages illustrating how he was absolutely batshit crazy, he just focused on virginity for whatever crazy reason. There are literally BILLIONS of people on the planet; some girl somewhere shares at least something in common with you. It's just the law of averages. You seem to think you have everything figured out, which is worrisome. You speak in absolutes about women in the same way these guys do.

You've said recently in various places that "society sucks blah blah blah" and intimated that you would joke about these people being murdered (but not here), said "virginity causes mass murderers." That's fucked up and ridiculous and I can't even call it logic because it's not. It's borderline insane.

There are people out there who weigh literally a thousand pounds and find people to love them. Their personalities just aren't completely fucking repugnant, is my guess as to how.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

^ This. Mr. 400-Pound, Chainsmoking, Bad-Haircut-Having Extreme Geek Ex-Boyfriend was nonetheless dating two women before he became my ex (one of them was me, obviously), and nobody involved minded because everything was honest and aboveboard. Also, his other girlfriend at that time was a hot computer programmer. Clearly both of us shared enough interests with this guy, and he treated us both well enough, that this situation lasted for a fairly long time.

But what do I know, I'm just a vagina owner, right? You could literally have this conversation with some of these guys:

Black Sonichu: My interests are hockey and large dogs. No woman shares my interests.
Female forum member: Um, I'm a woman and I love hockey, and I own three large dogs. (Posts pic of Rottie, pit bull, and Great Dane lying in a pile)
Black Sonichu: Ignores post, continues to assert that no women share his interests. If female member above decided to prove she was a woman by putting her lacy panties on top of the dogs, Black Sonichu would believe she was a man, indeed a Chad Thundercock, and those were his girlfriend's panties on his dogs. Because nothing is easier to ignore than evidence. And after all, the world works by 4chan rules, so she should have just posted her tits and been done with it. But it could still be a dude using someone else's picture... You see the problem.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

That's sad, but it's your life. I wouldn't want to remain celibate, and I wouldn't give a fuck if it's "better" or not, honestly.

It's not as sad as bitching about not getting any across 3 threads, or writing the crap that tib, the wizards and FShithead do all day.

Besides, it's just nature and evolution running its course. My defective ugly sperg and schizophrenic genes won't be passed on, and that's a good thing.

 

[Duke Nukem]

You don't know what my point is? You're all over the place in here blaming virginity for crazy fucks doing fucking crazy shit, instead of them being fucking crazy. This latest guy has hundreds of pages illustrating how he was absolutely batshit crazy, he just focused on virginity for whatever crazy reason. There are literally BILLIONS of people on the planet; some girl somewhere shares at least something in common with you. It's just the law of averages. You seem to think you have everything figured out, which is worrisome. You speak in absolutes about women in the same way these guys do.

You've said recently in various places that "society sucks blah blah blah" and intimated that you would joke about these people being murdered (but not here), said "virginity causes mass murderers." That's fucked up and ridiculous and I can't even call it logic because it's not. It's borderline insane.

There are people out there who weigh literally a thousand pounds and find people to love them. Their personalities just aren't completely fucking repugnant, is my guess as to how.

Well, it can have that sort of effect, it's not the only cause, but it can certainly be the straw that breaks the camel's back. It certainly was for this guy. On the other hand, there are batshit crazy people who don't do this stuff too. It just takes a certain environment, biology, and a few other factors for someone to do what he did.

Sure, I hate society for a number of reasons, but that doesn't mean I go out and do shit like what this guy did. I honestly think being incompetent with the opposite sex IS a major factor with many of these guys, and I don't excuse it, but it does explain things, at least in part. They feel that their existence is hopeless and they'll never be accepted by anybody, so they might as well go out with a bang. Their lack of ability to attract women is simply just a nexus for their anger.

Guys like that are the exception, not the rule. Sure, even an admin from Wizardchan shed his mana, but that doesn't necessarily mean everyone will get to eventually if they live long enough. For most people in their situations, it's simply not going to happen. The sooner one accepts it the better.

It's not as sad as bitching about not getting any across 3 threads, or writing the crap that tib, the wizards and FShithead do all day.

Besides, it's just nature and evolution running its course. My defective ugly sperg and schizophrenic genes won't be passed on, and that's a good thing.

I can see where you're coming from, but I'm sure worse people have passed on their genes. Yes, way worse.

A good deal of people on this board are spergs themselves, so you're probably not the only one. Of course, a good deal of them think that "everyone can get laid," which is a bunch of hooey.

^ This. Mr. 400-Pound, Chainsmoking, Bad-Haircut-Having Extreme Geek Ex-Boyfriend was nonetheless dating two women before he became my ex (one of them was me, obviously), and nobody involved minded because everything was honest and aboveboard. Also, his other girlfriend at that time was a hot computer programmer. Clearly both of us shared enough interests with this guy, and he treated us both well enough, that this situation lasted for a fairly long time.

But what do I know, I'm just a vagina owner, right? You could literally have this conversation with some of these guys:

Black Sonichu: My interests are hockey and large dogs. No woman shares my interests.
Female forum member: Um, I'm a woman and I love hockey, and I own three large dogs. (Posts pic of Rottie, pit bull, and Great Dane lying in a pile)
Black Sonichu: Ignores post, continues to assert that no women share his interests. If female member above decided to prove she was a woman by putting her lacy panties on top of the dogs, Black Sonichu would believe she was a man, indeed a Chad Thundercock, and those were his girlfriend's panties on his dogs. Because nothing is easier to ignore than evidence. And after all, the world works by 4chan rules, so she should have just posted her tits and been done with it. But it could still be a dude using someone else's picture... You see the problem.

There are NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET!

All right I get your point, I should like dogs and hockey in order to get laid. Nah, seriously, common interests can be a difficult thing for someone like myself. It doesn't spell a death sentence but it makes things a hell of a lot harder than they should be.

 

[Null]

I will share a nugget of wisdom with all my friends from Wizardchan and Love-Shy.com:

You guys overthink things. The cure to overthinking is alcohol.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I will share a nugget of wisdom with all my friends from Wizardchan and Love-Shy.com:

You guys overthink things. The cure to overthinking is alcohol.

So are you saying you go after drunk chicks?

 

[Null]

So are you saying you go after drunk chicks?

Uh, no. I'm saying that when you meet someone you get along with, drink. Cut the psychoanalysis shit out.

The problem with all these essays regarding the nature of womankind and statistics proving that they favor men 2" taller than you is that it's all completely immaterial when you actually meet up with a person. Girls are more likely to respond positively to advances from an attractive man because that's just how sex-based natural selection works in the animal kingdom. If you're not good looking you have to be personable. However, even if you are attractive, you have to at least not be a fucking cave goblin in nature. That's what our friend Elliot proved.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Uh, no. I'm saying that when you meet someone you get along with, drink. Cut the psychoanalysis shit out.

The problem with all these essays regarding the nature of womankind and statistics proving that they favor men 2" taller than you is that it's all completely immaterial when you actually meet up with a person. Girls are more likely to respond positively to advances from an attractive man because that's just how sex-based natural selection works in the animal kingdom. If you're not good looking you have to be personable. However, even if you are attractive, you have to at least not be a fucking cave goblin in nature. That's what our friend Elliot proved.

A much more intelligent and rational response than some of the other users here. So much bile and hatred on their part. As for me, I'm way past the bar scene crap, it was all right when I was 21 but now it's kind of old hat. And BOOZE IS EXPENSIVE

There was a lot wrong with that guy, but I think lack of socio-sexual success is the straw that broke the camel's back. Sure, even if he did get laid, there may be things wrong with him but I don't think he would have done what he did if he at least lost his virginity.

 

[Bgheff]

A much more intelligent and rational response than some of the other users here. So much bile and hatred on their part. As for me, I'm way past the bar scene crap, it was all right when I was 21 but now it's kind of old hat. And BOOZE IS EXPENSIVE

There was a lot wrong with that guy, but I think lack of socio-sexual success is the straw that broke the camel's back. Sure, even if he did get laid, there may be things wrong with him but I don't think he would have done what he did if he at least lost his virginity.

There were too many things wrong with him for any kind of relationship to even be possible. This is the real problem loveshys and incels have. they need to fix themselves before looking for a relationship.