🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

How the fuck is this comic still up?
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The replies are peak.
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So I was working on a psycho analysis of Ellen, when I realised two things. Both involving the Pizzacake Discord that leaked recently on Kemono.
See, the last time I checked the Discord server archive, the messages only went on for a few days back. What I mean is, when I checked an archive of the server those few days back, I found that the last messages archived were from December 12th, the likely archive date, but they ended at December 9th. I found this very weird, but I thought it was just the fact that the importer was shitty, especially due to the fact that it only really affected the big channels with tons of messages, like the #general channel.
Now, however, I have realised something that I only found now, in this archive.
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It appears that, just like with the Patreon Chat, the Kemono archiver seems to separate messages into blocks of 150.
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What does this mean then?
We have archives of the WHOLE server, from all of its history, first messages being on June 15th.
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And yes, this has also archived all of the pages of the #nsfw-pictures channel, where people trade their own nudes. Apparnetly, however, this has all been troons and men, as someone who informed me of this went through this first told me.
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However, when I went to take these screenshots, I realised that the server has been archived again.
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This included two new messages in the #announcements channel...and, oh boy.
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It appears as if Olii (Zippo guy here, head mod of the Discord and Ellen's biggest simp) and Ellen have realised the server has been leaked.
The reactions to this are something truly splendid.

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Bestiality? Hmmm.
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#nsfw-talk people took this very heavily.
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To be honest? Can't blame'em. Then again, I think this shows, very well, how dangerous Ellen herself is. Just like them, she posted her own nudes on the internet, knowing full well the internet doesn't forget, and is now suffering the consequences of it. And both of them went the route of wanting to punish others for doing it.
YOU posted the nudes, YOU are responsible for the consequences.
Funnily enough, an announcement prior to this, posted on #nsfw-announcements, suggests the server was anticipating a leak.
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The existence of two separate #nsfw-talk and #nsfw-art channels on the Discord suggests this, especially as the unorganised structure of the Kemono archive, most likely caused by the importer's import order, puts these last.
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Kinda lucky that the archive of the Discord has been made when it was. The #nsfw-pictures channels were wiped shortly after the leak. A few days later and they would be safe.
The date of the announcement, however, is weird.
See, at first I suspected the reason for this was the r/pizzacakesnark ban, but that only happened a few days later, around the 16th.
The r/peterexplainsthejoke was on the 3rd.
The brazillian men wave was on the 7th.
It wasn't in response to the leak, as they seem to have been only made aware of it on the 22nd.
The announcement being put up there all of the sudden seems to imply that, at least some of the server staff, knew of the campaign against the r/pizzacakesnark and expected retaliation. In other news, the attack on the snark sub and the ban were coordinated by them.
We already knew some of them were involved. Smoreo, an active poster on the Patreon community, for instance,
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, seems to have been Affectionate_Gur,
How do I know this?
Bar the writing style, he once made this offhand remark.
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The communities this brazillian man was active on a lot, besides the r/pizzacakesnark?
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Yup. Several Jujutsu Kaisen ones.
This was also Olli's response to the Brazillian Man onslaught on the subreddit.
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The call is coming from inside the house, I'm afraid.
Mind you, the r/pizzacakesnark was automatic, triggered by mass reports.
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Classic case of brigading.

TLDR - The r/pizzacakesnark ban seems to have been orchestrated by the Ellen community. They also just realised that their server has been leaked. Expect tard rage.
 
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Oh my god I am digging DEEP into this hellish pit after Christmas
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Cropped but this nigger was kneeling on the nasty dirty ass public bathroom floor
 
Oh my god I am digging DEEP into this hellish pit after Christmas
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Cropped but this nigger was kneeling on the nasty dirty ass public bathroom floor
What you didn't add is that:
This is a goverment building.
She's a goverment worker.
This is on her paid stay.

This kinda shit can get her fired, and yet she publicly posted this online.
And who is to blame?
Ellen, for encouraging this kinda behaviour, and Olii, for creating a space for it.
 
What you didn't add is that:
This is a goverment building.
She's a goverment worker.
This is on her paid stay.

This kinda shit can get her fired, and yet she publicly posted this online.
And who is to blame?
Ellen, for encouraging this kinda behaviour, and Olii, for creating a space for it.
Don't need to add this if she states it herself, clear as day :story:
 
Who are these niggers that reach adulthood (giving them the benefit of the doubt here) and haven't figured out people can just screenshot stuff
What you have to realise is that people who chat in there are people who have financial investment in Ellen and paid to be there. They are gullible enough not to solely follow SOMEONE as troubled as Ellen, but also financially support her. Of course they would not have foresight not to do this, especially as their idol does it just the same!

...hold on though for a second, I have just managed to decode a very important message hidden in Ellen's hiatus post!
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@BasedIfTrue WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS? EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
AND FOR THE LOVE OF FLOPPA, DO NOT LET HER OUT!
 
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