FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

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Seems like some of the few remaining friends are getting pissed at the public yiffing and removal of facebook posts. I really hope that he will just realize that online posts are going to get archived no matter what at this point. It's been shown that the "shock collar" treatment works on him, that's at least something and maybe it will work here as well.
 
Quick, someone contact Evan and let him know that OPL is dicking around with his character again. Also, LEGO sex on Facebook?? Wow Chris, I'm sure all your gal-pals are impressed by that. Also, does anyone else think borderline half the LEGO chaotic combo looks like bears? It's like OPL forgot that the chaotic combo are electric hedgehog pokemon, not electric bear pokemon. I wonder if this is OPL's way of saying, "Hey y'all, in case you didn't know I wrote my internet famous comic years ago; here is all the main characters to whet your appetite. Also, if it wasn't for Count Graduon, I would have received a award for my professional artwork."

well i'm glad to see he got better at SOMETHING

Better by making his characters look more retarded than before?? Or better by being able to create the his remaining characters out of CRAYOLA FUCKING MAGIC MODEL CLAY? I don't think him posting sex pictures of SNERGEN FLERGEN and Simolina are going to impress anyone, more than likely someone will report it, the picture will be removed, and Chris will re-upload it until Facebook perman bans him, just like the Flipnote incident. It would be extremely funny if he submitted all these photos to LEGO though, would love to see OPL call LEGO a dang, dirty, troll. Also, I am the only one who think the chaotic combo resemble electric bear pokemon instead of electric hedgehog pokemon. Also, why is Magi-chan standing on something that looks like a pole, is he scanning LEGO CWCville for the homos and niggos?
 
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Also, I am the only one who think the chaotic combo resemble electric bear pokemon instead of electric hedgehog pokemon.

No, you aren't. Actually, I think they look more like some sort of demented disney mascot type people in costume. Maybe it's because of the comically over-sized heads and giant, soulless eyes staring at you. Ah well, at least he toned down the racism in Punchy. That's gotta count for something, right?
 
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And it would aaall be our fault.

I wonder if the grim reaper has visited Chris in his dreams lately. If you remember, Chris had a dream, and the grim reaper was involved, and asked when he would be taking Bob. Reaper responded with "2015" and was 5 years off. When god plays his poke flute to wake Barb up, and they go to the horde in the sky; Chris will do two things. First, he will say that he had another grim reaper dream, and that Barb wouldn't be taken until 20XX (because we do not really know yet, but with the way her current health is...I would say she probably has a couple more years left with her little Tomgirl), and the second thing he would say would be the same thing he said when Bob died....that the trolls killed him due to stress.
 
You know, the idea of Chris bringing back Simonla Rosechu because its the one thing he has control over is simultaneously sad, pathetic and (sort of) hilarious. I think there could be some truth in it. Certainly Chris doesn't deal well with death, and from what he's said (and how vehemently he fought to avoid killing Simonla off) he seems to believe that killing an entirely fictional (and stolen) cartoon character counts as murder. Its interesting that Simonla's death would get him so much... and that he'd be so... psychotic about murdering the Asperchu Four (who are based off real human beings!).
 
I wonder if Chris's revival of Simonla is a coping mechanism? He can't revive Bob, so he revives the only thing he really has the power to. Comparable to beating up enemies in the comic because he can't in real life.

EDIT: Also, I'm amused. When that commenter said they wouldn't send LEGO to Chris if he'd upload Lego Porn, he took it down. Do you think he still would have taken it down if LEGO gifts weren't in the equation? The funny thing is though, he thinks that since Picture = No LEGO, by removing the picture it somehow = Free LEGO.
I didn't think it like that, but it's interesting. I just assumed she/he was simply saying porn isn't good on Facebook. Not that they were really going to buy him legos. It was probably just one of those "Oh you wanted legos, but look what you do with them" type of deal. It is funny, however, that Chris took it down right after that AND deleted the comment... like he didn't want others to know it was there and also not send him legos.
 
I didn't think it like that, but it's interesting. I just assumed she/he was simply saying porn isn't good on Facebook. Not that they were really going to buy him legos. It was probably just one of those "Oh you wanted legos, but look what you do with them" type of deal. It is funny, however, that Chris took it down right after that AND deleted the comment... like he didn't want others to know it was there and also not send him legos.

Well, yeah. Just a classic Chris misinterpretation. I highly doubt the commenter would have any intention of sending stuff, but it seems likely that "Remove Picture = Lego" would be the conclusion he jumps to.
 
Can't believe Kengle wrote about "the marketability of Sonichu". That guy is the biggest fucking idiot on this planet or a master troll.

Same, I can't tell if he's just mocking Chris behind his back and playing the "so concerned friend" on the facebook page....or if the guy is just a complete idiot. He IS related to Anna after all.
 
Come on, friends! Let´s sit by the campfire and rejoice and retell about this years from now, the day when Christian Weston Something uploaded glorious Sonichu/Lego figurines! Hallelulejah!

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Personally, I'd rather nobody challenge him on the Simonla issue. It would A) take away what could very well be a coping mechanism, and B) Would be another source of stress to drain his creativity.

Agreed, though I just want to see a Sonichu revival, as much a forlorn hope that is.
 
Agreed, though I just want to see a Sonichu revival, as much a forlorn hope that is.

I think people, mainly those higher up in the troll hierarchy, severely underestimate what kind of a boring situation Chris continually finds himself in. You could have argued before that he had his fantasy of the High School reunion, but now, Sonichu literally is all he has left.

And the only reason he even abandoned it was because of that idiot Mao's trashing of the CWCipedia.
 
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Personally, I'd rather nobody challenge him on the Simonla issue. It would A) take away what could very well be a coping mechanism, and B) Would be another source of stress to drain his creativity.
You provide interesting insight on the "coping mechanism" issue, but this is CWC.

He plays with LEGO because he is immature. He recreates Simonla not to cope, or because he is trying to deal with the death of his father, but so that he can one-up the trolls, (which he even said). Recreating Simonla provides a small victory for him.

He already recreating Bob as LEGO, anyhow, Simonla is not related to that event.

Moreover, he recreates Simonla because at the end of the day he has nothing better to do. Especially since Golden Corral is gone.
 
And the only reason he even abandoned it was because of that idiot Mao's trashing of the CWCipedia.
Now, I wouldn't call Mao that. Trolls will be trolls and he did his job. How well he did is up for debate.

I like the retconned fate of the Asperpedia 4 and MLW. Sets up an epic breakout from Sontanamo Bay.

"Escape to CWCtory"?
I was thinking "The CWCville Redemption"

"Evan George - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side."
 
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