FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

Oh dear lord. Chris has said he'd come back to making new Sonichus a bajillion times. Come on Chris, I know you're a stubborn fool but you're a lazy one too. You'll just think about it, then you'll save up enough of your welfare money and get a PS4 and you'll forget you were ever getting to do more Sonichu. I feel sorry for that ps4 also, gonna be covered with sonichu paint and crap.

 

[milkshark]

WaterKengle is about the saddest thing ever. These two grown men are desperate for Chris' acknowledgment and constantly ass kiss him. How pathetic is their sperg sesh over new Sonichu panels?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Watermelon and Kengle are becoming even more ridiculous than usual. They're having gigantic conversations on Chris's page in a pathetic attempt to ride his coattails. It reminds me of my friend's two moron dogs that always wind up wrestling each other at your feet wherever you are, because they're desperate to look like big men and win the human's approval.

Also, I highly approve of Milkshark's new avatar.

 

[Pikonic]

Watermelon and Kengle are becoming even more ridiculous than usual. They're having gigantic conversations on Chris's page in a pathetic attempt to ride his coattails. It reminds me of my friend's two moron dogs that always wind up wrestling each other at your feet wherever you are, because they're desperate to look like big men and win the human's approval.

I just wanna talk about clay Legos, when idiots fight...

Spoiler

 

[SmugTomato]

Watermelon and Kengle are becoming even more ridiculous than usual. They're having gigantic conversations on Chris's page in a pathetic attempt to ride his coattails. It reminds me of my friend's two moron dogs that always wind up wrestling each other at your feet wherever you are, because they're desperate to look like big men and win the human's approval.

Also, I highly approve of Milkshark's new avatar.

The thing that scares me is how much of the comics they've read.

 

[QueenMegan]

Did the trolls tell him to wear a bra, grow his hair, and burn down his house?

Go to the store and get some matches then... I have a good idea: burn your house down.

bluespike is the shittiest troll

 

[IwegalBadnik]

bluespike is the shittiest troll

Oh I don't know, I'm sure the sadists were pleased.

 

[Picklechu]

...nobody can take Simonla ever again.

At least until he mails her to a heartsweet who stabs her, puts her into a pickle jar, urinates on her, and then burns her.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

This is the quintessential example of Chris's laziness. He thinks something can be made true just because he says it is so; he offers no additional effort.

Indeed. The claim that he was going to redo his last comic was made quite a while ago.

Watermelon and Kengle are becoming even more ridiculous than usual.

What are the odds that these two are serving up extra-large-sized handfuls of hot, tongue-chafing lovin' to each other between posts? "Mmmm Gimme dat adam's apple! LALALALALALALALAGH"

 

[Misto]

I think we should start encouraging Chris to go back to writing Sonichu. Claim that we're True an Honest fans who love his work and wish that he would go back to writing so he can bring joy and happiness to us who have longed for more adventures of Sonichu. Maybe we can repair Chris's ego and get him writing again.

A damaged ego is not the reason he does not write anymore. He already believes he is smarter and superior to everyone else. What keeps him from writing or doing anything, really, is sheer lazyness. The only thing that used to somewhat motivate him was the prospect of china and since the hooker encounter, that obviously lost its power over Chris. Must have been a tremendously underwhelming experience.

 

[Misto]

Can't believe Kengle wrote about "the marketability of Sonichu". That guy is the biggest fucking idiot on this planet or a master troll.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

"Hm, yeah, Simonla. You take that like a good---BAD girl."

 

[Mogambo]

So... is Kengle a troll, or an idiot? Or both? Because honestly, I can't tell. I mean, some of his posts seem too stupid to take seriously, even for something involving OPL.

 

[Null]

All of the people commenting on Chris' facebook statuses are literal real-life retards that need to stop. I don't know why people give them attention. Christ-chan chronicled all of their comments in the Update board even though I go out of my way to clip that shit out like an unsightly slum near a tourist attraction.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So... is Kengle a troll, or an idiot? Or both? Because honestly, I can't tell. I mean, some of his posts seem too stupid to take seriously, even for something involving OPL.

Is there a term beyond idiot? Moron? Retard? Idjit? Which one it is that's what he is.

 

[Pinhead]

"Hm, yeah, Simonla. You take that like a good---BAD girl."

Snergen Flergen!

 

[Owlflaps]

Is there a term beyond idiot? Moron? exceptional individual? Idjit? Which one it is that's what he is.

I believe the term is "going full retard".

 

[Pinhead]

I wonder if Chris's revival of Simonla is a coping mechanism? He can't revive Bob, so he revives the only thing he really has the power to. Comparable to beating up enemies in the comic because he can't in real life.

EDIT: Also, I'm amused. When that commenter said they wouldn't send LEGO to Chris if he'd upload Lego Porn, he took it down. Do you think he still would have taken it down if LEGO gifts weren't in the equation? The funny thing is though, he thinks that since Picture = No LEGO, by removing the picture it somehow = Free LEGO.

 

[mawpp]

William Elliott WatermanACTUALLY, what I really, really want, more than anything else, is the battle involving Metal Sonichu possessed by Count Graduon. It was Basically Promised.".

Wait, is he a troll? Is this new? Sorry, new poster but I always thought Watermelon was a white knight but he is using CWCisms :/

 

[Tubular Monkey]

So... is Kengle a troll, or an idiot? Or both? Because honestly, I can't tell. I mean, some of his posts seem too stupid to take seriously, even for something involving OPL.

Being totally honest, Kengle is probably the biggest risk to Chris's safety. He's a legit lunatic and he's obsessed with CWC. IMO.