💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Sneed Force One said:
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Yeah Nick, the "requirement" of admitting to / being found guilty of a criminal act is receiving something called "punishment", which dissuades you from committing further crime.
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You voluntarily elected to receive punishment when you bitched out against overwhelming evidence and plead guilty.
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It's been over a year and Nick is still trying to relitigate his cocaine bust. Nothing will change, everyone knows he's guilty as hell, and anything he says over the Internet doesn't matter because:

1. He cannot win back the trust and respect of his former fans.
2. He cannot win back the trust and respect of his peers.
3. He cannot win back the trust and respect of his family.
4. He cannot bring back his lovers, Aaron and April.

He is forever stuck in a hell of his own design. Even when he isn't online, this is what consumes him. This is all that's left.

Suffer, Balldo.
 
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Crack House,
Not a surface was clean, not even the couch;
Old takeaway boxes, stacked without care,
And the air held a funk, that cried hopeless despair.

Mom took her tablets “as prescribed”, with deep resignation,
Dad chased for his dosage, dodging explanation;
One pill for the drowsy, one pill for the dread,
One more to feel nothing, and crawl into bed.

The children were startled, by a furious clatter,
They crept to the basement, to see the matter.
There he sat screaming, at shows on rewind,
With a lawyerly illusion, and echoing mind.

The glow of the monitor, pale blue and sick,
Gave a lustre of nonsense, to arguments thick;
The children stole glances, at eyes worn and hollow,
But saw only an ego, and years lost to sorrow.

Dressed in confidence, with suit and painted toe,
Cheap shades and loud polish, like carnival show;
His “aura” was bluster, all posture and grief,
Just a chip on his shoulder and borrowed belief.

His eyes—how they twitched! His focus—how thin!
His pupils were wide, with decisions gone dim;
A droll little grin, all smugness and spite,
A grin the children knew, he’d be up all night.

Vice grip on his vape, always clenched to his jaw,
Denying to fans, all patterns shown before;
The vapour encircled his head, like a Christmas wreath,
A halo for habits, that festered beneath.

With a sagging face, and a belly that shook,
Jiggling like his morals, when nobody looked;
Loud and self-sure, a bloated excess,
The children stood frozen, in quiet distress.

With loud-mouthed seething, so reckless and quick,
The children knew then, it wasn’t St. Nick.
It snowballed unchecked, as his temper inflamed
He shouted and slurred, and he called them by name:

“Now Pleading! now Posturing! now Deflect! and Lie!​
On Unbreaded! on 5k Gift! on Supertip—please buy!​
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To the top of the donor list! To the peak of the grift!​
Now spiral away, boys—down my moral drift!”​

They watched him dodge questions, with twists of the tale,
Each answer a sidestep, as reason went pale;
He spoke not of fault, but went straight to the blame,
Filling dead air, with everyone's name.

Soon fingers fumbled, with silvery debris,
A balloon pinched tight and a whispered “just breathe”;
A glassy-eyed chuckle, as the high quickly hit,
And he burst into laughter, like the world finally fit.

But he made a fatal error—forgot he was live,
Left it running to his fear, with nowhere to dive;
The children stood shocked, as the chat filled fast,
Words like “report”, and “archive” flickered past.

The stream roared once more, then went deadly still,
A silence that chilled, more than shouting will;
The children retreated upstairs, without making a sound,
Hid under the covers, as the house settled back down.

But as they fled, one last yell cut the livestream tight—
“Like, comment, subscribe… I’m always right!”
 
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I love watching Balldo trying to reclaim any image he ever had. Because it's hilarious.

The only image he ever had was his fake trad dad image. That is completely blown.

He's now trying to reclaim an image as a bad boi drug lord. He isn't that. He's a pathetic faggot.

He's such a fucking NERD.
 
AnOminous said:
I love watching Balldo trying to reclaim any image he ever had. Because it's hilarious.

The only image he ever had was his fake trad dad image. That is completely blown.

He's now trying to reclaim an image as a bad boi drug lord. He isn't that. He's a pathetic faggot.

He's such a fucking NERD.
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If he was single and just being a pathetic loser, well so be it. But he chose to have children with a whore, and now has a whole carnival sideshow as a captive audience for his deviancy. And still all he does is pretend and mince around like the fucking faggot he is.
 
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Self-awareness off the charts, as always...

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Kosher Dill said:
Got it, he admitted to international crimes.
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And probation violations. 100% Chance he admitted some of those to Ralph.

Third World Aristocrat said:
He is right when saying that his B12 could be low because of multiple factors, but his diet after the arrest is unlikely to be one major factor. The human body is quite efficient in its storage and recycling of B12. It usually takes a person on a full vegan diet with no B12 supplementation between 2 and 5 years until they start having B12 deficiency symptoms.

He was obviously abusing whippits, but that produces a functional B12 deficiency, not a quantitative one. It impairs B12 metabolism, and the levels of B12 in blood samples are often normal.

I would wager it was a mixture of his alcoholism plus a poor diet prior to the arrest, plus the abuse of whippits that resulted in that deficiency. He said that the B12 deficiency was the worst of the outcomes of his lifestyle and that it was really bad. One can only imagine what "really bad" must mean. Depending on how short term the B12 deficiency was, you can recover from all the neurological damage it has caused. But with the whippits abuse associated, he probably had a combination of quantitative and functional B12 deficiency that lasted a long time, who knows.

For those curious, these are the most common symptoms attributed to B12 deficiency. Usually hematological disturbances are corrected rapidly. Neurological ones can persist for a long time.
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Lol Nick actually has wet brain and is going to try and thread the needle about whether he got it from his cocaine and whiskey only diet or from huffing nitrous, as if this distinction would make a difference and people would be won back over to his side “oh gotcha it was just nitrous abuse and you’re over that, nbd”
AnOminous said:
The use case before this Galaxy Gas shit was these were something mildly fun to do maybe at a Dead concert once or twice a year, not incessant huffing every waking moment for months at a time. Nick had to have been doing it almost to the level that groid YouTuber who tarded himself for life did.
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I’m not so sure Nick hasn’t made himself retarded. Even if he had the insight to realize that he would never admit it, because he thinks everyone else is dumber than him and shouldn’t be able to perceive the difference.
StarTrak said:
11111 Pages so far, what happens next?
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Prediction: It’s revealed in 2026 that Ethan Ralph has had sex with every member of the Quover - balldo, our wife, April and Aaron; and he’s embarrassed to be caught slumming it like that so he hasn't admitted to it.
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Now if I say Kayla gets spitroasted by two conga lines of black bulls that stretch all the way out of the Rekieta residence and a block down the street, is that a statement of fact? Or is it just an insult, reflecting an exaggeration of the self-confessed perversions of Nick's bizarre sex cult?
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Nick would argue it’s incorrect because he lives on a rural so there are no “blocks” and the conga line of black guys fucking Kayla only reached to like, the end of the drive way at most.
Buster Bloodvessel said:
Bible study with Nick.
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There's a saying in Ecclesiates 7:1 : A good name is like good oil. (other translations may use "perfume" or "ointment")
Meaning: One's reputation is a precious thing, and a good reputation is a precious asset. Once it is poured out you cannot easily recover it. Nick would know.

Peace Through Power said:
From quick googling, it's pretty uncommon for zoos to have kiwi exhibits because they are expensive. I would expect that the Louis and Peaches Owen Foundation had that kind of money, but most of it probably goes to the Owens' junkie grandkid these days.
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Franklin Park Zoo in Boston has one and besides being expensive it’s a bummer exhibit because irl kiwi are pretty shy nocturnal birds who at their most interesting look like a russet potato with long hair. Most of the time the exhibit looks empty because they’re hiding behind stuff and if you do see them they're just sleeping.

I guess they could be Nicks target audience with his midnight to whenever o clock streaming schedule, though, since they don’t have good eyesight they’ll never notice the Miami MN Vice Nick drip.
 
I hope the Rekieta kids atleast had a real Christmas tree and didn’t have to make something out of scattered trash and discarded clothing the Rekieta’s have at their place. Or they at least had the good sense to keep whatever Rekieta half assed set up clear and it wasn’t buried in trash
 
daffodils said:
There must be something in the water in the Midwest
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It’s the same thing that’s in the water everywhere: stupidity and degeneracy. There’s nothing exceptional about the Midwest in this regard.

But I’m not shocked that Nick agrees with and would amplify the retarded “We’re all sinners, YOLO!” viewpoint that people who shamelessly sin are just the same as those who feel regret, move to repent, make amends, and strive to refine their morals and behavior.
 
Peace Through Power said:
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I don't know why he even bothers with these lies. He has consistently said over the years that the kids go to the co-op only twice a month.
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Did he already forget that like, within weeks prior to being busted and the child being on cocaine being inevitably found out, that he nearly screamed at and cussed out a youth pastor at their church because they complained about that exact child displaying behaviors consistent with stimulants? Running around, excessive energy, interrupting others thoughtlessly, being a nuisance all-around. I distinctly remember him having a pre-arrest rant about this.

So, in my mind, this is absolutely a tacit confirmation and stealth brag that he believes the reason he was drugging her, for her ADHD, was successful.
 
Harm said:
Did he already forget that like, within weeks prior to being busted and the child being on cocaine being inevitably found out, that he nearly screamed at and cussed out a youth pastor at their church because they complained about that exact child displaying behaviors consistent with stimulants? Running around, excessive energy, interrupting others thoughtlessly, being a nuisance all-around. I distinctly remember him having a pre-arrest rant about this.

So, in my mind, this is absolutely a tacit confirmation and stealth brag that he believes the reason he was drugging her, for her ADHD, was successful.
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Nick didn't but he thinks everyone else has (especially his sycophants)
 
Potentially Criminal said:
When the hell did that happen?
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I'd have to dig through old Elissa Clips from before the arrest to find it, but it was in the lead up a month or two before the search warrant dropped (maybe 3 months beforehand at the most). He told this funny & weird story SEETHING about the pastor at their old church taking him aside to notify him that his daughter was being insubordinate in a manner that, to me at least, sounds consistent with a child who might be on something.
 
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