FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

[Pikonic]

Milhouse is probably the nearest. Him or Ralph Wiggum.

Ralph Wiggum. Remember the Valentines Day card Lisa gave him out of pity.

 

[NormanMarkus]

Ralph Wiggum. Remember the Valentines Day card Lisa gave him out of pity.

He was choo-choo-chosen.

 

[A-Stump]

Yes, Watermelon, you are retarded.

 

[CWCissey]

Ralph Wiggum. Remember the Valentines Day card Lisa gave him out of pity.

Yeah. Ralph CWCum.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Not drawing the comics seems to be just pure laziness.

He wants credit for being a great artist, even though all he's doing is daydreaming about a comic that doesn't exist because he won't take the effort to give it form.

 

[CWCissey]

He wants credit for being a great artist, even though all he's doing is daydreaming about a comic that doesn't exist because he won't take the effort to give it form.

In another life, Chris is the greatest existential philosopher to have ever existed.

 

[Sonitistic]

Waterhead is so stupid. I wonder what his story is. Whatever it is I hope it ends with him in the trunk of a Cadillac that is pushed off the edge of a mountain.

 

[silentprincess]

In another life, Chris is the greatest existential philosopher to have ever existed.

In his own head.

 

[Hydrocarbure]

I hesitated to post this one seeing how retarded and delusional both those two are... But it worth a chuckle:

Spoiler: Max tard level zone

Of course we acknowledge your post Watertard but certainly not for the reason you think

I really pity them.

 

[Seahorses]

I hesitated to post this one seeing how retarded and delusional both those two are... But it worth a chuckle:

Spoiler: Max tard level zone

Of course we acknowledge your post Watertard but certainly not for the reason you think

I really pity them.

Why doesn't Chris delete these guys? Chris has done stupid things in his life, but keeping them on his friend list is the dumbest.

 

[NormanMarkus]

Yeah, they ask to be trolled so hard, but they never will be. Sorry guys, it just won't happen.

 

[Marvin]

Why doesn't Chris delete these guys? Chris has done stupid things in his life, but keeping them on his friend list is the dumbest.

Kengle's not on Chris' friends list. He's just a sperg.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Kengle's not on Chris' friends list. He's just a sperg.

That's the most pathetic thing about him - Chris has never once responded to Kengle, or even acknowledged him. Kengle is talking constantly at a fat retard who doesn't even care. What is his motivation to even continue?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Waterhead is so stupid. I wonder what his story is.

Severe Asperger's apparently. I suspect that Great-Grandfather McWaterlerran had some really disastrous recessive genes.

 

[Pikonic]

That's the most pathetic thing about him - Chris has never once responded to Kengle, or even acknowledged him. Kengle is talking constantly at a fat exceptional individual who doesn't even care. What is his motivation to even continue?

Idk, if you ween hard enough people will talk about you.
This is why Null doesn't want to see their comments on the update.

 

[NormanMarkus]

The first ghostbusters movie was a ripoff of the beloved classic Super Mario Bros. Movie.

That's so cute of you to say, son. You know, if you act deliberately stupid to warrant response, next time don't choose a film released 9 years after the "rip-off."

Idk, if you ween hard enough people will talk about you.
This is why Null doesn't want to see their comments on the update.

The truth is just radiating around this post.

 

[Chuggernaut]

Severe Asperger's apparently. I suspect that Great-Grandfather McWaterlerran had some really disastrous recessive genes.

This is anecdotal, but I lived in Utah for four years and I saw a rate of recessive genetic disorders that was far, far higher than anywhere else I've ever been. The shallow gene pool and insular nature of the community means that most towns in Utah are basically inbreeding now.

 

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EDIT: Also, I'm amused. When that commenter said they wouldn't send LEGO to Chris if he'd upload Lego Porn, he took it down. Do you think he still would have taken it down if LEGO gifts weren't in the equation? The funny thing is though, he thinks that since Picture = No LEGO, by removing the picture it somehow = Free LEGO.

That is exactly what I thought when he took that photo down. What escapes me though is why he thought it would be an okay thing to do in the first place. Yeah, I know it's Chris, but godammit, you'd think the Pavlovian effect would happen with him eventually and he'd realize people give him the most shit for not realizing how to filter his creepy sex obsessions.

I guess I'm not surprised that Chris likes Golden Corral. I've only gone to a Golden Corral one time and it was full of Chandler-family types. It's like eating in a hoard too.

I haven't been to a Westernized buffet in at least a decade (as opposed to say, a Chinese buffet. Yes, I'm splitting hairs.), but I can pretty much agree on the sentiment. From what I recall, it was just very bland, safe food kept warm in glorified feeding troughs. So it would be perfect for someone like Chris whose idea of fine cuisine seems to be Michelina's.

The first ghostbusters movie was a ripoff of the beloved classic Super Mario Bros. Movie.

This is a troll, _blank_. He has to be a troll, _blank_. Calm down, _blank_. Just.... FUCK. WHAT.

Everyone, sing along: I don't care. I don't care. Oh, look, a Free Hat! I don't care. You can put on clean bra and underwear. 'Cause I Don't Care.

...
I'm telling you something. And it is in tune to "Hooray for Hollywood".

What a coincidence Chris- no one cares about your song either. Ha.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Hi there, would you sign my petition to change the term "A-Logging" to "Kengling"?

 

[Pikonic]

He wants credit for being a great artist, even though all he's doing is daydreaming about a comic that doesn't exist because he won't take the effort to give it form.

We have to praise him before he can make new pages. But he can't be praised until he makes new pages.