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I'd think "Kengling" better describes breaking rule 5 (Chris doesn't read your posts...) than rule 2.
FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit
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How about we just don't give Kengle any attention? He's really too boring to acknowledge anyways.
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Mentally ill goblin who only talks about soda.
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?Any chance that Chris will make comic in this style? He doesn't even have to draw. Just take a few pictures and put speech bubbles over it.Boss: So, what did you accomplish today at work?
Me: Oh, made a comic about some autistic manchild's Lego furry fetish and turned it into a one-act play about zombie demons and drill hands.
For a direct link, here ya go. (Fucking Photobucket likes to shrink taller images it seems...)
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Kengle and Waterhead are mindnumblingly pathetic individuals. I know that by writing this I'm giving Waterhead what he wants, but the fact that he adresses the forum in his posts is very sad. If he was that desperate for attention, he could just make an account here an interact, but I think he just likes "living the dream". He enjoys thinking that the forum cares about him, because he can talk to Chris. Nevermind that Chris shows him about as much respect as he'd show a dirty rag.
Anyway! I really want more Sonichu updates! Even if it's in clay-lego abomination form. : 3 Chris better do Silvanna, Lolisa and Zapina next!
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Honestly, I'd be totally cool with that if he did. It's be like Twisted Toyfare Theater (which later evolved into Robot Chicken).... buuuut it's Chris. It'd probably too difficult for him to figure out how to make word bubbles in Photoshop, or it'd be another love letter to some other shitty cartoon, or something.
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Speaking of the Simpsons, is the Corral like that "Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag" from that old episode?
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No, UMFF was more like TGI Friday's.
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With all due respect, fuck that. It's his coping mechanism, like a cheeseburger is a fat person's coping mechanism. It's just his way of remaining an adult child.
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In Christ-Chan's defense, though, she was just trying to archive all parts of the update. I mean, shit, I've unwittingly done just that, too. Maybe we should make a new rule in the Update section for future reference
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Well, he was also Waterhead's Great-Granduncle.
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Huh. I thought Chris didn't even like the REAL Ghostbusters, just Filmnation's Ghostbusters.
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I know, I mean aside from that. The CWCki has a nice summary of it:
"Golden Corral is an all-you-can-eat buffet chain, well-known in the American South and Midwest as _the_ place to go for a maximum ratio of calories consumed to cash expended. Just don't think too much about where it all came from."
Yukon Cornelius
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I go on vacation, and this shit happens. Magnificence. I love everyone.
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I'm just kind of sitting here in dumbstruck amazement over the entire thing. As Chris would put it, "I am shocked with surprise."
Chris has re-made the Chaotic Combo, albeit with CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC instead of Crayola markers. This means that Chris has finally released the poor Lego Man originally doomed to cosplay as Sonichu--or probably just buried him under more clay, thus making the Lego Man a golem of autism and pre-school crafting supplies.
Having condemned six or seven or Lego minifigures to the same fate, Chris then resurrects the one character that had gotten him relentlessly trolled. He then posts pictures of her being screwed doggystyle.
When called out on it, Chris then states that he has essentially removed his forgiveness from trolls in the past and states that the trial was "bloodless," but further elaborates that he "beat the crap out of them." "Bloodless" and "ass beatings" are typically mutually exclusive, Chris!
Chris then promises more Sonichu pages (that he won't draw, not ever) while oblivious to the massive sperg-fest going on in the comments. When he does comment, he is rude, dismissive, and egotistical towards the few people he can consider his "friends."
After being called out on how Lego hedgehog cartoon porn is inappropriate for Facebook, Chris then removes the pictures of Simonla and Wild zapping to the extreme. Probably under the impression that this will make people more likely to given him Lego, as mentioned earlier.
After all that, Chris does not mourn the loss of livelihood for the hibachi restaurant owner, or even lament that a yummy hibachi place no longer exists. He instead demands that it be returned to a Golden Corral, a business venture that had apparently failed at least once before at that location. Sound business decisions or financial security for others somehow take a backseat for Chris's desire for gravy-smothered grade-D fried steak and soggy okra. And this is after having suffered a house fire himself!
Never change, Chris.
Chris has re-made the Chaotic Combo, albeit with CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC instead of Crayola markers. This means that Chris has finally released the poor Lego Man originally doomed to cosplay as Sonichu--or probably just buried him under more clay, thus making the Lego Man a golem of autism and pre-school crafting supplies.
Having condemned six or seven or Lego minifigures to the same fate, Chris then resurrects the one character that had gotten him relentlessly trolled. He then posts pictures of her being screwed doggystyle.
When called out on it, Chris then states that he has essentially removed his forgiveness from trolls in the past and states that the trial was "bloodless," but further elaborates that he "beat the crap out of them." "Bloodless" and "ass beatings" are typically mutually exclusive, Chris!
Chris then promises more Sonichu pages (that he won't draw, not ever) while oblivious to the massive sperg-fest going on in the comments. When he does comment, he is rude, dismissive, and egotistical towards the few people he can consider his "friends."
After being called out on how Lego hedgehog cartoon porn is inappropriate for Facebook, Chris then removes the pictures of Simonla and Wild zapping to the extreme. Probably under the impression that this will make people more likely to given him Lego, as mentioned earlier.
After all that, Chris does not mourn the loss of livelihood for the hibachi restaurant owner, or even lament that a yummy hibachi place no longer exists. He instead demands that it be returned to a Golden Corral, a business venture that had apparently failed at least once before at that location. Sound business decisions or financial security for others somehow take a backseat for Chris's desire for gravy-smothered grade-D fried steak and soggy okra. And this is after having suffered a house fire himself!
Never change, Chris.
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He couldn't just create innocent little clay Lego people. Nope, has to be animals fucking. Never change, Chris.
EDIT: Da Pickle Monsta, I just noticed we ended our post the same. High five.
EDIT: Da Pickle Monsta, I just noticed we ended our post the same. High five.
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"Kengling" sounds like the name of a gross sex act.
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