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"I don't know fellow redditors, I'm a 55 year old virgin and I do horrific fucked up shit to my balls and penises. Will women not find me attractive? :("
Okay so a while ago I posted only two things I've seen on KF made me feel genuinely upset enough to have a visceral reaction:

1) Ambatukam blown out pussy-asshole
2) Vietnamese beheading fetish video

I'm definitely adding this to the list.

Sorry for the tism caps but JUST HOW DO YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF!???

That looks like the aftermath of an acid attack. It looks like he's got 3 different fucking cocks melted into one flesh hump. I don't even think those guys at Chernobyl's ground zero looked like that.

Fuck trying to get pussy, he needs to kill himself immediately. Like that's the only way to remedy whatever fucked up shit that is.
 
For anyone who wants a general idea
In retrospect I'm not positive I wanted a general idea after all

Fuck trying to get pussy, he needs to kill himself immediately. Like that's the only way to remedy whatever fucked up shit that is.
He might as well send out some dick pics on Tinder or whatever, see if he gets any bites.

"Before we go any further... this is me"
 
He could even use what’s left of his penis to hang himself, if it came down to it.
broke: training mobility and flexibility so you can suck your own dick
woke: training mobility and flexibility so you can hang yourself with your own dick
 
We think they're wrong, they think we're evil.
I'm actually very happy to learn that you aren't passing moral judgements on women who get an abortion or want more public transit in large American cities. It makes me feel very optimistic for the future.
This is a disease, and what you said isn't true. I read the Rob Reiner thread and there were plenty of nutjobs in that thread gleefully gravedancing and saying he deserved to have his throat slashed and die because he said some things they didn't like.
Check this out: I disliked rob reiner because smoking but he was a human with the right and freedom to choose the opposite of everything I choose and it's actually lame and gay when anyone gets horrifically slashed to death by their own child so I'm not happy he's dead.
That south park thing where he's getting out of the car is still funny, though.
I really thought I was just going to see piercings or something what the FUCK is this
it's fake.
 
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(1) this seems like a great source for wailing and gnashing of teeth
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(2) i enjoy hate-reading the "raised by narcissists" people bc they are all insane but in different ways, so it's fun to try to diagnose them while hearing about their self-inflicted shitty lives. but this one is just so anti-life it's appalling. They had a bad luck of the parent draw and chose to be childfree, it's the ultimate cowardice. Also having a kid is nowhere near that hard. It must be an autistic she that just hates having to schedule appointments? Then she implies she trolled her mom into suicide while she in the throes of some kind of mental health crisis.
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Private profiles were truly the most penultimate feature reddit could add about 20 years too late.

All I see are pages of comments suggesting everyone else must be using chatgpt or grok as well as suggesting they're either bots of paid shill because their profiles are private.

Brilliant.
 
Private profiles were truly the most penultimate feature reddit could add about 20 years too late.

All I see are pages of comments suggesting everyone else must be using chatgpt or grok as well as suggesting they're either bots of paid shill because their profiles are private.

Brilliant.
I privated my account because it is more likely to get attention and rile people up
 
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Why post this? Don't get me wrong, it's nice to see an advice animals post that isn't "scumbag Trump is in the Epstein files right fellow redditors", but this is one of the least interesting things that's ever been posted to Reddit and it's getting showered with karma. Oh, you're going to be an uninteresting shut-in today, like you are every day? Fascinating! Please, tell me more!
 
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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact due to the poster being a vantablack e-nigger!

I have seen a lot of this. I have no idea what exactly they think they are doing with it. Do they think the WayBack Machine won't show their older posts? Do they not realize that Reddit has entire warehouses of hard drives with backups of the site which they sell to LLM training?
 
I'm actually very happy to learn that you aren't passing moral judgements on women who get an abortion or want more public transit in large American cities. It makes me feel very optimistic for the future.
This faggoty shit makes me very pessimistic for the future
 
Advice Animals? What fucking year is this?
Worst part is how bad they fuck it up. You'd expect a sub dedicated to advice animals to know how they fucking work. They're supposed to be short and punchy, like: eat crayons \\ shit rainbows. Instead you just have something that could've been a post slapped on the picture of a bear. What would've worked better is: Can't go to a new years celebration because I already have one \\ stay at home alone. Or maybe: received 5 new years celebration invitations \\ In bed by 10 pm.
 
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