🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

ZBT do you want Ellen to upload a signed consent form and liability waiver signed by every fictional character that she shows engaged in a sex act?
Not me.
I, personally, couldn't give less of a fuck about it.
Patreon does, however.
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"Sex is not rape when consent is given tacitly or offscreen." does not cut it with them, y'see.
Mind you, Ellen got banned for it in the past, she should really know better.

Besides,
  • One of the involved parties is in pain
  • Someone is asking explicitly for sex to stop and the other person/people do not stop
  • Someone is crying, screaming, wincing or otherwise shown having a bad time
That's literally the description of the hater comic.
  • Verbal or physical coercion is explicitly depicted
That's what's depicted in both the gym gf comic and the zombie comic.

Ellen has also, as I have shown you, cancelled a comic in the past specifically for not depicting a consensual activity.

The issue with Body Posivity is not the fact that it's a rape work, because it isn't.
My point was to show that this specific work did not constitute proper storytelling, like what Ellen claims, because it skips over an extremely relevant part for a porn comic, and that is the involved parties initiating the act.
Due to this, the comic stops feeling like a chain of events that happen linearly, as a result of one another, but a collection of random porn drawings centered around a specific theme, once again, a storytelling issue.
Besides, when I brought up the buff girl hadn't consented to this, I brought it up in the context of her being written extremely inconsistently, seemingly shifting her personality with every panel she's featured in.

On an unrelated tangent, the fact that Ellen didn't even make an attempt to show the girl as a willing participant in this shows that Ellen does not understand the main reason why consent is so important, that being the fact that all of the people involved in this are doing this of their own volition and not because they're forced to, that they want to share their mutual love for each other. Instead, she believes it's an obligation to avoid getting her Patreon removed.
One could also argue that this is a case of misandry as well, as the only comic that Ellen had ever stopped in the middle of, went "okay, maybe it is not alright for me to make this", then proceedeed to cancel was a comic that depicted a man roleplaying a non consensual scenario (CNC) with Ellen. She doesn't give a fuck about that when she depicts herself as the rapist (hater comic, zombie rape comic), as well as the cases where it's a woman violating a woman (gym gf comic).
 
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I hate how every year ends with people pretending [CURRENT YEAR] was the worst year to ever happen and hopefully next year won't be literal Hell on Earth.
I used to get it. But now that I’ve actually got a lot to look forward to, all the doomerism is really starting to get on my nerves. Especially when they combine it with the political climate.
 
Ellen could torture me any time without consent.
I hate how every year ends with people pretending [CURRENT YEAR] was the worst year to ever happen and hopefully next year won't be literal Hell on Earth.
For pmurt haters it really really really really really really was the worst year ever™
 
Not me.
I, personally, couldn't give less of a fuck about it.
Patreon does, however.
You care so little about it you write gigantic fucking essays about how Ellen is totally breaking the Patreon TOS (there's a report feature if you really think she's breaking any rules). Ellen's a dumb bitch who makes shitty comics and seethes at her haters and gets snark subs banned, but the purpose of a lolcow is to find mirth and joy mocking their antics. I don't see any mirth in your posts. I just see an alog.
 
You care so little about it you write gigantic fucking essays about how Ellen is totally breaking the Patreon TOS (there's a report feature if you really think she's breaking any rules). Ellen's a dumb bitch who makes shitty comics and seethes at her haters and gets snark subs banned, but the purpose of a lolcow is to find mirth and joy mocking their antics. I don't see any mirth in your posts. I just see an alog.
Ellen simp spotted
 
You care so little about it you write gigantic fucking essays about how Ellen is totally breaking the Patreon TOS (there's a report feature if you really think she's breaking any rules). Ellen's a dumb bitch who makes shitty comics and seethes at her haters and gets snark subs banned, but the purpose of a lolcow is to find mirth and joy mocking their antics. I don't see any mirth in your posts. I just see an alog.
She's not going to date you lil bro.
 
You care so little about it you write gigantic fucking essays about how Ellen is totally breaking the Patreon TOS (there's a report feature if you really think she's breaking any rules). Ellen's a dumb bitch who makes shitty comics and seethes at her haters and gets snark subs banned, but the purpose of a lolcow is to find mirth and joy mocking their antics. I don't see any mirth in your posts. I just see an alog.
Calm down - all you have to do is give her $12 a month and Ellen will show you her Arby’s Value Menu lady flaps.
 
You care so little about it you write gigantic fucking essays about how Ellen is totally breaking the Patreon TOS (there's a report feature if you really think she's breaking any rules). Ellen's a dumb bitch who makes shitty comics and seethes at her haters and gets snark subs banned, but the purpose of a lolcow is to find mirth and joy mocking their antics. I don't see any mirth in your posts. I just see an alog.
Half the fun of this website comes from the shit autists dig up on lolcows.
 
She's not going to date you lil bro.
Now let's be fair dude. Date? No. But there is a better-than-most chance that if bro go gets a tan he can be the 5th guy that week to slide between those blownout fish flaps and tap that square hank hill pancake ass.
 
Now let's be fair dude. Date? No. But there is a better-than-most chance that if bro go gets a tan he can be the 5th guy that week to slide between those blownout fish flaps and tap that square hank hill pancake ass.
"Date" is exactly how she describes this.
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Besides, I did not want to fill The Julays announcement with unrelated stuff, but...

You care so little about it you write gigantic fucking essays about how Ellen is totally breaking the Patreon TOS (there's a report feature if you really think she's breaking any rules).
I have made a whole separate post on how that's not gonna happen.
TLDR - Ellen keeps the Patreon staff on a tight leash, using her followerbase and more famous people that follow her, like The Tweet of God, to coerce Patreon into keeping her page up.
As I will get to in later sections of the psycho analysis, same is true for her Reddit.
I suspect the same's the case for Threads also, but that must have had someone horribly incompetent at the helm because, despite the ban going through, it was reinstated as soon as a real human being got involved. The fact both of them only lasted a day means there's something fishy going on there.

In addition to that, by "couldn't give less of a fuck about it.", I did not mean Ellen, I care about her because I feel like she's a genuine danger to everyone around her, I meant the affirmation of consent, as Patreon specifically demands it in all of their works.
Is that an issue with Patreon? Perhaps.
The fact of the matter is, ultimately, not about whether you feel this is right, but that the rule states it has to be included and Ellen is a notorious TOS breaker that never learns from her mistakes.
 
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Imagine being a 54 year old married man who threatens people on behalf of the middle aged woman whose nudes you jack off to. Imagine having all that money, power, and fame, and still ending up simping for a woman who's ugly inside and out. Some people are just destined to be pathetic no matter how much success they find.

I mean, anyone who knows anything about him knows that's he's an unfunny propagandist whose success hinges entirely on his willingness to suck the correct metaphorical (and possibly literal) dicks, but still.
 
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