DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Xenomorph]

So, I joined this thread (and site) after finding out about this guy.. again.

I went to high school with Phil back in Fairfield and not the least surprised with the person he is today. I'll skip some of the tedious details and get straight to the point. He was an insufferable prick who acted above everyone when in fact he had a severe lack of awareness that everyone in our Geology class looked down at him as someone with downs syndrome-- actually I'll take that back, as an actual person with the downs would have garnered more respect and credibility than Phil.

Btw, if Phil himself is on here reading this thread, I'd like to take you back to Prom in 2000. Remember when you showed up, alone, and bragged about nabbing a date with a "hot hooker" after prom? This exceptional mongoloid thought paying a hooker/escort would leave us jealous or slack-jawed.

Anyway, probably not contributing much to this thread but just wanted a bystander from his past to drop by. 18 or so years later I still haven't met a person irl who I've detested as much as Phil. Takes a real piece of work to leave a dogshit impression like that.

If you have ANY stories about phil please let us know anything and his high school class pic also welcome!

 

[Freshtodeath]

So, I joined this thread (and site) after finding out about this guy.. again.

I went to high school with Phil back in Fairfield and not the least surprised with the person he is today. I'll skip some of the tedious details and get straight to the point. He was an insufferable prick who acted above everyone when in fact he had a severe lack of awareness that everyone in our Geology class looked down at him as someone with downs syndrome-- actually I'll take that back, as an actual person with the downs would have garnered more respect and credibility than Phil.

Btw, if Phil himself is on here reading this thread, I'd like to take you back to Prom in 2000. Remember when you showed up, alone, and bragged about nabbing a date with a "hot hooker" after prom? This exceptional mongoloid thought paying a hooker/escort would leave us jealous or slack-jawed.

Anyway, probably not contributing much to this thread but just wanted a bystander from his past to drop by. 18 or so years later I still haven't met a person irl who I've detested as much as Phil. Takes a real piece of work to leave a dogshit impression like that.

he claims that he was valedictorian is this true?

 

[BrunoMattei]

Can someone link @Ma&PaChop the video of Phil talking about High school?

Closest I could find was this:

I'm going off of memory (this is all from multi-hour vlogs that he's uploaded) but Phil described himself as a "cool" outsider kind of guy who didn't participate in what all the other cool kids were doing. He also bragged about a Latina chick who was coming onto him and danced with him. I want to say that the Latina chick danced with him at prom but I could be mistaken.

 

[JackDavis]

So, I joined this thread (and site) after finding out about this guy.. again.

I went to high school with Phil back in Fairfield and not the least surprised with the person he is today.

He claims he was Valedictorian of his HS class and coulda gone to an Ivy League University if he wanted to. Please confirm this as false. He doesn't even know what states are what.

 

[Taily Puff]

Phil doesn't read this thread unfortunately.

Phil didn't read this thread.

Panda certainly read this thread.

Panda left Phil in the dust.

I'm not saying that Phil is reading this thread, I'm just saying that "Phil doesn't read this thread" is no longer an easy money bet.

If Phil's fans aren't 100% braindead (and some of them make money, somehow), there has to be communication behind the scenes on their part. Since Phil is single now, "keeping my girlfriend cooking dinner like a good little dumb bitch" has slipped out of his top priority, replaced by "make sure those detractors aren't saying them slanderous things about me".

Honestly, and I don't care how many autistic ratings I get for this, anyone posting in this thread who's less than two months old should be on a very tight leash as far as personal info goes.

 

[Xenomorph]

Piece of shit gets a free Switch and complains.

 

[BrunoMattei]

If Phil's fans aren't 100% braindead (and some of them make money, somehow), there has to be communication behind the scenes on their part. Since Phil is single now, "keeping my girlfriend cooking dinner like a good little dumb bitch" has slipped out of his top priority, replaced by "make sure those detractors aren't saying them slanderous things about me".

Honestly, and I don't care how many autistic ratings I get for this, anyone posting in this thread who's less than two months old should be on a very tight leash as far as personal info goes.

I think Phil is far too stupid to plan something like this. And how would it benefit him? Someone informing us that he fucked a hooker on prom night and bragged about it.

I'm just not seeing where you're going with this theory.

 

[tomstone]

To be fair, it's the Seattle Mariners were talking about here. I wouldn't want a picture of that stadium either considering the "fantastic" baseball they've played for the past 13 years.

As ridiculous as it sounds, I think there actually might be some credibility to the hypothesis he's trying to attract a new full time girlfriend with all his shitposting on Instagram lately. Some of his selfies are played for laughs obviously, but the picture @Keystone posted in particular I think is him, in his own dumb but subtle way, saying "Look at what a catch I am ladies."

Some of the comments are pretty funny on that photo, but this one is by far is my favorite. Her account's pretty barren, so this might be a troll. I can imagine this probably tickled Phil's dickle though.

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it is a troll. it`s my catfish account.

 

[Taily Puff]

I think Phil is far too stupid to plan something like this. And how would it benefit him? Someone informing us that he fucked a hooker on prom night and bragged about it.

I'm just not seeing where you're going with this theory.

I sincerely doubt DSP would have much, if anything, to do with it. And the end goal would mostly amount to looking like dipshits when everything was said and done. I'm just saying, if someone is really aggressive about starting a private conversation with you, maybe they're not on the up and up.

 

[Freshtodeath]

someone sperged to dsp's chat about this forum. So if he didn't know about this thread before, he does now.

 

[Girl Crush]

someone sperged to dsp's chat about this forum. So if he didn't know about this thread before, he does now.

Even if the dude is fake, this is about to get fun.

Phil didn't read this thread.

Panda certainly read this thread.

Panda left Phil in the dust.

I'm not saying that Phil is reading this thread, I'm just saying that "Phil doesn't read this thread" is no longer an easy money bet.

Sorry to double post, truly.

Why do you think Leanna read the thread?

 

[Ma&PaChop]

Amazing post but do you have any evidence? Yearbook photos, anything like that would be great.

I have 2 yearbooks that I'm positive have his pictures in them. I'm going back late next month to visit my folks in Connecticut. I'll grab those, scan them suckers and upload them here. And yes, he had a jew fro his senior year.

Welcome! This was an amazing first post, and I am begging you for any stories you can think of.

The one that always popped up, because of how angry it made me at the time, was when we had a group project of 5 people including Phil. It was a pretty big project towards the end of the year so a lot was riding on it. Unfortunately our group was paired up on alphabetical basis and I happen to have a last name close to his on the abcs plane. We had 2 months to complete said project with each of us having an assigned portion to complete the whole. 1 week before the due date Phil calls us when we're all gathered waiting to meet and says his grandfather passed away. I was sympathetic and offered my condolences but of course the first thing that pops up in my mind after is... "did you finish your part of the project?" Then the excuses start pouring out and just bitches and moans that he was super busy with family stuff, how insensitive we were to his situation, etc. We had a super nice person in our group who could sense the rest of us getting frustrated and offered to finish his part. She probably did it to just get him away from us. So Phil is unseen at school while we, collectively, finish his part by the due date, which was a Thursday. Friday, one of the people in our group tells us he saw Phil's attendance sheet from the office and his excuse for missing the past week of school was 'SICK DAYS'. You have limited options when you call in so you're either
A) Sick
B) Personal (i.e death of a loved one, tragic circumstances, etc)
C) Other
Even a complete moron would know what to call in and excuse him/herself with. The fact that he used sick days for his reason to the office for missing school told us what horseshit he was selling to us. And we, like suckers bought it. He returned the following Monday and by then everyone knew his scam. Nobody wanted to even talk to him or call him out just because we were tired of his ass. Eff that jackass.

he claims that he was valedictorian is this true?

LOL heck no, I forget what her super long name was but our valedictorian was an Indian girl

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Reason why someone sperged out to Phil about this forum is more likely than not because drgnkiller posted a picture of the post:

Considering his fanboys stalk drgnkiller's twitter, this should come across as no surprise.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I have 2 yearbooks that I'm positive have his pictures in them. I'm going back late next month to visit my folks in Connecticut. I'll grab those, scan them suckers and upload them here. And yes, he had a jew fro his senior year.



The one that always popped up, because of how angry it made me at the time, was when we had a group project of 5 people including Phil. It was a pretty big project towards the end of the year so a lot was riding on it. Unfortunately our group was paired up on alphabetical basis and I happen to have a last name close to his on the abcs plane. We had 2 months to complete said project with each of us having an assigned portion to complete the whole. 1 week before the due date Phil calls us when we're all gathered waiting to meet and says his grandfather passed away. I was sympathetic and offered my condolences but of course the first thing that pops up in my mind after is... "did you finish your part of the project?" Then the excuses start pouring out and just bitches and moans that he was super busy with family stuff, how insensitive we were to his situation, etc. We had a super nice person in our group who could sense the rest of us getting frustrated and offered to finish his part. She probably did it to just get him away from us. So Phil is unseen at school while we, collectively, finish his part by the due date, which was a Thursday. Friday, one of the people in our group tells us he saw Phil's attendance sheet from the office and his excuse for missing the past week of school was 'SICK DAYS'. You have limited options when you call in so you're either
A) Sick
B) Personal (i.e death of a loved one, tragic circumstances, etc)
C) Other
Even a complete moron would know what to call in and excuse him/herself with. The fact that he used sick days for his reason to the office for missing school told us what horseshit he was selling to us. And we, like suckers bought it. He returned the following Monday and by then everyone knew his scam. Nobody wanted to even talk to him or call him out just because we were tired of his ass. Eff that jackass.

Also says a lot about his parents since from the sounds of things, he didn't sound sick when he fed you the sob story, yet somehow skipped an entire week presumably doing fuck all while calling the school saying he was sick...either the parents just were never home or didn't CARE.

 

[Taily Puff]

Why do you think Leanna read the thread?

I thought I might be drunk and autistic enough to find it, but I'm not.

But there were a few pages where everyone was talking about how they eat M&Ms and lining them up according to color, and Panda posted an obvious reply to the farms.

I honestly couldn't even tell you what month it happened in, but it was beyond blatant.

*EDIT*

Turns out I am fucking autistic enough

Two months before she left him btw.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Then the excuses start pouring out and just bitches and moans that he was super busy with family stuff, how insensitive we were to his situation, etc.

That's so incredibly Phil.

Welcome, by the way. It's really nice to get confirmation that Phil's always been like this and that the adult world didn't just kick his ass when he graduated. If you don't mind me asking, why'd you start thinking about Phil after so long?

 

[JamFlowMan]

Also says a lot about his parents since from the sounds of things, he didn't sound sick when he fed you the sob story, yet somehow skipped an entire week presumably doing fuck all while calling the school saying he was sick...either the parents just were never home or didn't CARE.

I wouldn't be shocked his parents are still letting him get away with bullshit today. I know he is their son but where is the line you stop bailing the guy out and let him suffer some consequences.

 

[Doctor Druid]

I have 2 yearbooks that I'm positive have his pictures in them. I'm going back late next month to visit my folks in Connecticut. I'll grab those, scan them suckers and upload them here. And yes, he had a jew fro his senior year.



The one that always popped up, because of how angry it made me at the time, was when we had a group project of 5 people including Phil. It was a pretty big project towards the end of the year so a lot was riding on it. Unfortunately our group was paired up on alphabetical basis and I happen to have a last name close to his on the abcs plane. We had 2 months to complete said project with each of us having an assigned portion to complete the whole. 1 week before the due date Phil calls us when we're all gathered waiting to meet and says his grandfather passed away. I was sympathetic and offered my condolences but of course the first thing that pops up in my mind after is... "did you finish your part of the project?" Then the excuses start pouring out and just bitches and moans that he was super busy with family stuff, how insensitive we were to his situation, etc. We had a super nice person in our group who could sense the rest of us getting frustrated and offered to finish his part. She probably did it to just get him away from us. So Phil is unseen at school while we, collectively, finish his part by the due date, which was a Thursday. Friday, one of the people in our group tells us he saw Phil's attendance sheet from the office and his excuse for missing the past week of school was 'SICK DAYS'. You have limited options when you call in so you're either
A) Sick
B) Personal (i.e death of a loved one, tragic circumstances, etc)
C) Other
Even a complete moron would know what to call in and excuse him/herself with. The fact that he used sick days for his reason to the office for missing school told us what horseshit he was selling to us. And we, like suckers bought it. He returned the following Monday and by then everyone knew his scam. Nobody wanted to even talk to him or call him out just because we were tired of his ass. Eff that jackass.



LOL heck no, I forget what her super long name was but our valedictorian was an Indian girl

I'm curious. Did he act like he was hot shit in regards to fighting games at this point, or did that come after HS?

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

I thought I might be drunk and autistic enough to find it, but I'm not.

I, too, am a little drunk and autistic tonight.

Spoiler: Thread post discussing M&M sorting on March 16th

Spoiler: Leanna's tweet on March 17th

Spoiler: Bonus tweet

 

[HolocaustDenier]

Watch this Ma&PaChop plz , this really show offs how he makes stories up, it would be intersting to know your opinion about it.
do you remember the hot asian girl that was in love with phil or the hot latina girl vanessa? from your generation
6:09 he starts lying about prom and high school stuff