DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PL 879]

One thing is he'd probably be underwater on the loan within months, especially with how he takes care of things. So there would be no equity in the car and no way of unloading it. He'd just lose anything he's paid for it. He might as well lease as sign on to one of those scam loans.

By the end of the 5th year of a loan, on average the car is down to 37% of its original value. Furthermore, warranties don't last 84-months, so he would need an extended warranty added to his monthly payment.
I came to this conclusion of 84-months based on Phil stating he was saving hundreds of dollars compared to his BMW lease, and for that to be true on an approximately $22,680-$25,000 new car, even with 0% financing, there has to be more than 60-months on that loan. And it's DSP...so damn the future, it's all about what saves him sweet money right here and now.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

I'm only listening to his stream in the background but did he say "I'll play with you. I'll show you how we play." in a creepy manner about a little girl?

Edit: It was about a doll that looks like a little girl. Still not any better.

 

[Cubanodun]

I'm only listening to his stream in the background but did he say "I'll play with you. I'll show you how we play." in a creepy manner about a little girl?

Edit: It was about a doll that looks like a little girl. Still not any better.

He is very close to say "3D PIG DISGUSTING"

 

[Accel_Rider]

He is very close to say "3D PIG DISGUSTING"

3D PIG DISGUSTING is how you describe Phil in a nutshell.

 

[thismanlies]

Given half the shit he says about the games he plays (especially when he fucks up), I don't think Phil would know what constructive criticism was if it bit him in his gout infested toe.

 

[ForTheHoard]

There's a gorgeous mountain near Seattle that he'll never visit. Tons of forest and parks. Beaches. Shit, take a ferry ride!

Mt. Rainier, and yes, that shit's majestic. It's not just that though, there's Puget Sound close enough to him that it would cost him less than $10 in uber fare to get there. I'm about 20 minutes north of him and this is what I pass every morning walking the dogs.

Spoiler

 

[Karen Riley]

How is this powerlevel? It's more about how phil doesn't even try to enjoy life outside home and how it could have helped his relationship.

I think that his long, long ramble was an unnecessary and needless way to say 'there's lots of beautiful things around Phil, he should go out and appreciate it more.' I mean I appreciate the beautiful English but I can see why other people rated it powerlevel.

It is sad that Phil doesn't have anybody to explore the beauty of where he lives all the same. When the potential highlight is him going to a museum by himself for a few hours before he gets back to playing video games, its pretty much a massive sign that he should head back home. It's funny, the only thing keeping him in Seattle now is his massive ego.

 

[Meta Junglira]

Remember the last time a fan said that they would donate a PS4 Pro to DSP? I'd believe that this is just another troll to yank DSP around.

 

[PL 879]

It is sad that Phil doesn't have anybody to explore the beauty of where he lives all the same. When the potential highlight is him going to a museum by himself for a few hours before he gets back to playing video games, its pretty much a massive sign that he should head back home. It's funny, the only thing keeping him in Seattle now is his massive ego.

Simple minds are easily amused.
Phil does not possess either the sophistication or depth in his character to appreciate the beauty in nature, skylines, sunsets, the sound and smell of crashing waves.
Even if he was making $1 million per year, I wouldn't envy him for a second.

 

[suicidalwithacause]

Remember the last time a fan said that they would donate a PS4 Pro to DSP? I'd believe that this is just another troll to yank DSP around.

I honestly wouldn't be surprise if Phil just made up the fan to be able to buy another Switch without making it seem like he had that kind of money.

 

[Accel_Rider]

I honestly wouldn't be surprise if Phil just made up the fan to be able to buy another Switch without making it seem like he had that kind of money.

Considering how his Paymeton went up recently, I'm not surprised if his fan really did buy him a Switch.

Although Phil is a lying sack of shit, so you could also be right that he made it up.

 

[Taily Puff]

It is sad that Phil doesn't have anybody to explore the beauty of where he lives all the same. When the potential highlight is him going to a museum by himself for a few hours before he gets back to playing video games, its pretty much a massive sign that he should head back home. It's funny, the only thing keeping him in Seattle now is his massive ego.

You mentioned a few pages back that Phil isn't going to go bankrupt anytime soon. A year ago I would have sworn that 2017 would end with him losing everything and ending up at home in his parents basement, making $200 a month in ad dollars. Somehow he managed to squeak through everything again and prove that his fans are dumb enough to keep him at the top of his shitty little pyramid, and I'm legitimately shocked.

But I think we're looking at a different kind of collapse now. I don't think Phil's psyche is going to stand up to prolonged isolation, and I think his ability to attract another doormat is waning by the day. I guess throwing enough shiny cars and fancy dinners around can accomplish a lot, but the feel of Phil's story is now a sort of personal bankruptcy opposed to just running out of money.

To be honest I find the idea of him collapsing into a confused piss-bottle collecting mess a lot more interesting than him simply running out of money.

 

[Girl Crush]

Finally got Jan and his wife back to the hotel. Driving, I learned more about Holland and post war Europe from Jan's wife than I could learn from a library. By the time we got back to the mill town, she was trying to teach me Dutch and I struggle enough with English (not my native language).

It was such a wonderful day and totally not planned. Something Phil, and far too many people like him, will never experience because they never force themselves out of their comfort zone.

While this is definitely powerleveling, it is a lovely story.

When the potential highlight is him going to a museum by himself for a few hours before he gets back to playing video games, its pretty much a massive sign that he should head back home

But then what? He'd have his parents, but no friends, and no matter which condo he lives in all he has is stark reminders that he's lost almost everyone close to him.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Finally got Jan and his wife back to the hotel. Driving, I learned more about Holland and post war Europe from Jan's wife than I could learn from a library. By the time we got back to the mill town, she was trying to teach me Dutch and I struggle enough with English (not my native language).

It was such a wonderful day and totally not planned. Something Phil, and far too many people like him, will never experience because they never force themselves out of their comfort zone.

Dude, I know I may come across as an asshole, but stop powerleveling. To quote the rules: These threads are not your personal blog and we are not an asylum.
I've noticed a recent trend of powerlevel posts in this thread. Guys, this is about DSP, not your personal life. I can understand if you want to explain something Phil related, and you use your own experiences to further elaborate, but as @Karen Riley said, don't make it needlessly long and unnecessary otherwise it's just powerleveling.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Phil may realize that he's lost almost everyone, but his ego will never let him realize that he's peaked in every part of his life. His health will continue going down the shitter as he gets older and lazier. He'll never date anybody as good as post-job Leanna. His "business" will never be as profitable as it was when Youtube catered to his type of channel. He'll never have friends as good as John Rambo and Howard. He'll never play a video game better than he played Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo at EVO 2005.

It's not even like all of those things are impossible to fix. Fixing them just takes a mindset that DSP has never had and will never have. Now he's at a point where he'll need to take what he can get, and it's all going to be garbage.

Imagine the kind of person who'd put up with Phil's constant bitching. Imagine the kind of girl who'd excuse his begging videos and how he treated his ex's medical emergency. Phil will never have a meaning relationship with a properly functioning adult. When Leanna grew up and left him, that sealed his fate.

 

[Ma&PaChop]

So, I joined this thread (and site) after finding out about this guy.. again.

I went to high school with Phil back in Fairfield and not the least surprised with the person he is today. I'll skip some of the tedious details and get straight to the point. He was an insufferable prick who acted above everyone when in fact he had a severe lack of awareness that everyone in our Geology class looked down at him as someone with downs syndrome-- actually I'll take that back, as an actual person with the downs would have garnered more respect and credibility than Phil.

Btw, if Phil himself is on here reading this thread, I'd like to take you back to Prom in 2000. Remember when you showed up, alone, and bragged about nabbing a date with a "hot hooker" after prom? This retarded mongoloid thought paying a hooker/escort would leave us jealous or slack-jawed.

Anyway, probably not contributing much to this thread but just wanted a bystander from his past to drop by. 18 or so years later I still haven't met a person irl who I've detested as much as Phil. Takes a real piece of work to leave a dogshit impression like that.

 

[The Uncanny Ex-Men]

Gonna go ahead and request some yearbook pics of Phil.

 

[Girl Crush]

So, I joined this thread (and site) after finding out about this guy.. again.

I went to high school with Phil back in Fairfield and not the least surprised with the person he is today. I'll skip some of the tedious details and get straight to the point. He was an insufferable prick who acted above everyone when in fact he had a severe lack of awareness that everyone in our Geology class looked down at him as someone with downs syndrome-- actually I'll take that back, as an actual person with the downs would have garnered more respect and credibility than Phil.

Btw, if Phil himself is on here reading this thread, I'd like to take you back to Prom in 2000. Remember when you showed up, alone, and bragged about nabbing a date with a "hot hooker" after prom? This exceptional mongoloid thought paying a hooker/escort would leave us jealous or slack-jawed.

Anyway, probably not contributing much to this thread but just wanted a bystander from his past to drop by. 18 or so years later I still haven't met a person irl who I've detested as much as Phil. Takes a real piece of work to leave a dogshit impression like that.

Welcome! This was an amazing first post, and I am begging you for any stories you can think of.

 

[BrunoMattei]

So, I joined this thread (and site) after finding out about this guy.. again.

I went to high school with Phil back in Fairfield and not the least surprised with the person he is today. I'll skip some of the tedious details and get straight to the point. He was an insufferable prick who acted above everyone when in fact he had a severe lack of awareness that everyone in our Geology class looked down at him as someone with downs syndrome-- actually I'll take that back, as an actual person with the downs would have garnered more respect and credibility than Phil.

Btw, if Phil himself is on here reading this thread, I'd like to take you back to Prom in 2000. Remember when you showed up, alone, and bragged about nabbing a date with a "hot hooker" after prom? This exceptional mongoloid thought paying a hooker/escort would leave us jealous or slack-jawed.

Anyway, probably not contributing much to this thread but just wanted a bystander from his past to drop by. 18 or so years later I still haven't met a person irl who I've detested as much as Phil. Takes a real piece of work to leave a dogshit impression like that.

Amazing post but do you have any evidence? Yearbook photos, anything like that would be great.

 

[A Witty Name]

So, I joined this thread (and site) after finding out about this guy.. again.

I went to high school with Phil back in Fairfield and not the least surprised with the person he is today. I'll skip some of the tedious details and get straight to the point. He was an insufferable prick who acted above everyone when in fact he had a severe lack of awareness that everyone in our Geology class looked down at him as someone with downs syndrome-- actually I'll take that back, as an actual person with the downs would have garnered more respect and credibility than Phil.

Btw, if Phil himself is on here reading this thread, I'd like to take you back to Prom in 2000. Remember when you showed up, alone, and bragged about nabbing a date with a "hot hooker" after prom? This exceptional mongoloid thought paying a hooker/escort would leave us jealous or slack-jawed.

Anyway, probably not contributing much to this thread but just wanted a bystander from his past to drop by. 18 or so years later I still haven't met a person irl who I've detested as much as Phil. Takes a real piece of work to leave a dogshit impression like that.

Phil doesn't read this thread unfortunately.