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I'd honestly feel bad for her if she wasn't such an awful person. But alas...
Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict
- Thread starter Axiom.
- Start date
She did a Q&A with the voices in her head. Surprise, she was unable to be honest with them either
Archive
Gonna address all the /cow/ claims in this long ass post so I don’t have to do it over & over.
1.) Where do I live and with who?
I live in South West London now. I do not live in Canterbury anymore. I do not live with my parents.
2.) If your dawx isn’t real why do you correct the narrative?
While I agree it is probably better to just larp that it’s correct, it has lead people to making false assumptions about me, such as me being ethnically British (God forbid), and autistic due to a supposed Facebook post on that guy being posted as my dad’s Facebook (I’m not although I have some traits).
3.) Are you paranoid?
Yes. I have gone to extreme lengths to remain unidentified because it felt like the last shred of dignity I had after the revenge porn / cp / deepfake incident. Luckily none of that touched my irl life because of the information about me being wrong.
4.) But what about that passport?
Fake.
5.) But what about those Facebook posts from “your parents”?
I never saw the originals, and after scrolling couldn’t find any trace of them. They seem to be either fake, or taken down.
6.) But that guy posted about a supposed relative with autism called Elaine?
Yeah there are parallels between me and the fake info, such as us both being Jewish, and in London, however, Elaine isn’t my birth name or how my parents refer to me.
7.) Who is Julian?
Literally just my landlord. Left all his shit in the house, barely interacted unless he called me for tech support mostly over the phone. (Boomer moment.)
8.) Who is @Catfucker525792?
He’s not any of the people you’ve hypothesised he is. I promised him I would not tell, mainly because he finds it extremely entertaining to watch people miss every time.
9.) Is @byotchette or @Catfucker525792 a you sock?
No lol. I can barely keep one account at a time. I do not have any other alts.
10.) Are you scared of legal consequences?
No. I’m confident in myself and my position.
11.) Did you snitch anyone?
I’ve only ever snitched on pedophiles, or sex pests. Kellhus, (Alexander Harmon) for example. There isn’t some guessing game as to who I would or wouldn’t snitch - it should be obvious. I’m very open about my opinions and views on people. I wouldn’t just switch up and throw people under the bus for no reason.
12.) Who did snitch?
Domagoj Patkovic snitched on Torswats and literally everyone else. He was one of many, most of the snitching came from people they’d fucked with.
13.) Do you snake on people?
No. I’m a shitposter.
14.) Are you still obsessed with Josh?
No. I once was because I was naive and wrongly believed he was relatable based on some of his writing excerpts and history on Blockland Forums (no, not the pedo parts, obviously.) There was also the fact I was being actively groomed by several people who really pushed things.
15.) Why did you stop being obsessed with Josh?
Met someone who actually is the things I thought Josh was: edgy, smart, interesting and brave.
16.) Why do you still talk about Josh then?
The guy literally hosts a 500 page thread on me. It’s pretty difficult to not take notice of that, alongside the fact I’m immersed in this part of the Internet’s drama. I talk about everyone. I spent hours previously looking into Josh, so I suppose now I’m just seeing things from an investigative journalist perspective, not that I am that at all lol.
17.) Why do you still talk about Lidl? Are you jealous?
No. I could find out Lidl and Josh have sweaty kiwi seggs daily and not give a shit because Josh just isn’t who I want. He would constantly be trying to save face, and hide me from the public like he does with Lidl. The entire relationship would be built upon cringe morals and what his herd userbase think. I don’t wanna live like that.
18.) Who is the Icelandic guy?
He is a Discord server own that ran a competitor server to Bonezone. A lot of people hate him because there are zero age restrictions on who can join the server, which means there are 40 year olds conversing with children.
19.) Are the pics real?
No. Me and @Catfucker525792 had a plan for him to larp as that guy to get kiwis involved in the drama of the competitor server.
20.) Is @Catfucker525792 Smiggles?
lol I’m answering this again because of how many times I’m asked. No. Smiggles and him are extremely different personality types. Smiggles is far too paranoid to post regularly on public places like these.
21.) Are you a l337 Hax0r or a skid?
That’s up for public interpretation. It’s funnier that way.
22.) Are you a NEET?
No. I’m too OCD to be able to spend that much time alone with my own thoughts.
23.) If you’re not a NEET how do you have time to post on here all day?
Because I work remotely online from a computer. It’s not very difficult to switch tabs to post on here when I get bored. It literally takes 10 seconds.
24.) What do you work as?
Up for public interpretation, it’s funnier that way.
25.) How do you work if your sleeping schedule is so cooked?
Again, I work remotely. We are given tasks to complete per day. It doesn’t matter at what time they’re completed. It’s not like I need to be awake at 7AM to go into an office.
26.) Why don’t you tell us where you work?
I’m a control freak about my persona on here. That would be blurring the lines a bit too much for my liking between irl & online.
27.) Are you a prostitute?
No. I’m staunchly anti sex work.
28.) Do you hate women?
I hate both men and women, men a little more.
29.) Why are you so many of your enemies women?
They aren’t, you just all hyper fixate on the ones that are. In fact, there’s probably more men on my shitlist.
30.) Why do you hate Emily Youcis?
Friends with Beans’ crowd yet claims to be an advocate for sufferers of sexual assault.
31.) Who is Beans?
The person who distributed exploitative pornography of me.
32.) Are you mad about your Canterbury address being posted?
A little but only due to the stupid conclusions people came to.
33.) Why is your room so messy?
Well. I keep the rest of my house pretty clean but I have a personal rule where I let one room get really messy as sort of like, a compartmentalisation thing.
34.) Why did you sleep on a mattress?
Honestly? Never got round to buying a bed, I also was unsure how the fuck I’d get it upstairs by myself. Mattresses are just easier because you can throw them out once they get dirty.
35.) Why no bedsheets?
Idk. Executive dysfunction.
36.) Is your room still messy?
No.
37.) Do you still sleep on a mattress with no sheets?
Nope
I’m in a bed now with sheets.
38.) Do you have a high body count?
I literally have a body count of 2. Both white. Both I was in a relationship with.
39.) Why did you go to clubs underage if you don’t have a high body count?
I was honestly just bored, and it was what all the cool people my age were doing at the time. I mostly just sat there drinking champagne and wanting to go home after my social battery had worn out.
40.) Are you a narcissist?
Probably.
41.) Do you love or hate yourself?
I hate myself but I hate everyone else even more, so although I feel superior to them, I don’t feel of value by my own standards.
42.) Is your IQ really 171?
I had a proper Mensa irl test done recently, and it was 152.
43.) Why do you do stupid shit then?
I’m mentally ill. No amount intelligence can compensate for a poor mental state.
44.) Are you BPD?
No.
45.) Why were you so skinny?
I was very stressed, and also have a thyroid condition. I just let it get really bad because I valued my work more than my health.
46.) Do you have an eating disorder?
No.
47.) Are you a pedophile?
No.
48.) Why do you hang around with Naught?
Naught has never harmed a child and has no record of doing so. If you want to crucify me for hanging around someone who looks at that kind of anime, then every single poster on 4chan, Kiwi Farms and /cow/ is guilty by the same metrics due to the posts from their cohorts.
49.) What actually bothers you the most about your threads?
Obviously the illegal porn, but apart from that, mostly comments about my appearance as I’m self admittedly insecure about that and want surgery. I also really dislike the dogpiling and defamation of people I care about, namely Torswats and Jonah who are good people.
50.) Why do you respond to everything?
Boredom, loneliness.
51.) Why aren’t you with your boyfriend irl?
Legal issues.
52.) Why do you post on skibidi farms?
Because everywhere else bans me, not for pedo shit or anything like that, but because I fuck with people too hard I guess.
53.) Do you do drugs?
Only on special occasions.
54.) Why did you start?
Self medication for ADHD & OCD. Woulda offed myself otherwise. Couldn’t access meds due to the NHS waiting list.
55.) So who actually are you?
Up for public interpretation. :^)
Ok I’m tired now that’s all for now lol goodnight.
1.) Where do I live and with who?
I live in South West London now. I do not live in Canterbury anymore. I do not live with my parents.
2.) If your dawx isn’t real why do you correct the narrative?
While I agree it is probably better to just larp that it’s correct, it has lead people to making false assumptions about me, such as me being ethnically British (God forbid), and autistic due to a supposed Facebook post on that guy being posted as my dad’s Facebook (I’m not although I have some traits).
3.) Are you paranoid?
Yes. I have gone to extreme lengths to remain unidentified because it felt like the last shred of dignity I had after the revenge porn / cp / deepfake incident. Luckily none of that touched my irl life because of the information about me being wrong.
4.) But what about that passport?
Fake.
5.) But what about those Facebook posts from “your parents”?
I never saw the originals, and after scrolling couldn’t find any trace of them. They seem to be either fake, or taken down.
6.) But that guy posted about a supposed relative with autism called Elaine?
Yeah there are parallels between me and the fake info, such as us both being Jewish, and in London, however, Elaine isn’t my birth name or how my parents refer to me.
7.) Who is Julian?
Literally just my landlord. Left all his shit in the house, barely interacted unless he called me for tech support mostly over the phone. (Boomer moment.)
8.) Who is @Catfucker525792?
He’s not any of the people you’ve hypothesised he is. I promised him I would not tell, mainly because he finds it extremely entertaining to watch people miss every time.
9.) Is @byotchette or @Catfucker525792 a you sock?
No lol. I can barely keep one account at a time. I do not have any other alts.
10.) Are you scared of legal consequences?
No. I’m confident in myself and my position.
11.) Did you snitch anyone?
I’ve only ever snitched on pedophiles, or sex pests. Kellhus, (Alexander Harmon) for example. There isn’t some guessing game as to who I would or wouldn’t snitch - it should be obvious. I’m very open about my opinions and views on people. I wouldn’t just switch up and throw people under the bus for no reason.
12.) Who did snitch?
Domagoj Patkovic snitched on Torswats and literally everyone else. He was one of many, most of the snitching came from people they’d fucked with.
13.) Do you snake on people?
No. I’m a shitposter.
14.) Are you still obsessed with Josh?
No. I once was because I was naive and wrongly believed he was relatable based on some of his writing excerpts and history on Blockland Forums (no, not the pedo parts, obviously.) There was also the fact I was being actively groomed by several people who really pushed things.
15.) Why did you stop being obsessed with Josh?
Met someone who actually is the things I thought Josh was: edgy, smart, interesting and brave.
16.) Why do you still talk about Josh then?
The guy literally hosts a 500 page thread on me. It’s pretty difficult to not take notice of that, alongside the fact I’m immersed in this part of the Internet’s drama. I talk about everyone. I spent hours previously looking into Josh, so I suppose now I’m just seeing things from an investigative journalist perspective, not that I am that at all lol.
17.) Why do you still talk about Lidl? Are you jealous?
No. I could find out Lidl and Josh have sweaty kiwi seggs daily and not give a shit because Josh just isn’t who I want. He would constantly be trying to save face, and hide me from the public like he does with Lidl. The entire relationship would be built upon cringe morals and what his herd userbase think. I don’t wanna live like that.
18.) Who is the Icelandic guy?
He is a Discord server own that ran a competitor server to Bonezone. A lot of people hate him because there are zero age restrictions on who can join the server, which means there are 40 year olds conversing with children.
19.) Are the pics real?
No. Me and @Catfucker525792 had a plan for him to larp as that guy to get kiwis involved in the drama of the competitor server.
20.) Is @Catfucker525792 Smiggles?
lol I’m answering this again because of how many times I’m asked. No. Smiggles and him are extremely different personality types. Smiggles is far too paranoid to post regularly on public places like these.
21.) Are you a l337 Hax0r or a skid?
That’s up for public interpretation. It’s funnier that way.
22.) Are you a NEET?
No. I’m too OCD to be able to spend that much time alone with my own thoughts.
23.) If you’re not a NEET how do you have time to post on here all day?
Because I work remotely online from a computer. It’s not very difficult to switch tabs to post on here when I get bored. It literally takes 10 seconds.
24.) What do you work as?
Up for public interpretation, it’s funnier that way.
25.) How do you work if your sleeping schedule is so cooked?
Again, I work remotely. We are given tasks to complete per day. It doesn’t matter at what time they’re completed. It’s not like I need to be awake at 7AM to go into an office.
26.) Why don’t you tell us where you work?
I’m a control freak about my persona on here. That would be blurring the lines a bit too much for my liking between irl & online.
27.) Are you a prostitute?
No. I’m staunchly anti sex work.
28.) Do you hate women?
I hate both men and women, men a little more.
29.) Why are you so many of your enemies women?
They aren’t, you just all hyper fixate on the ones that are. In fact, there’s probably more men on my shitlist.
30.) Why do you hate Emily Youcis?
Friends with Beans’ crowd yet claims to be an advocate for sufferers of sexual assault.
31.) Who is Beans?
The person who distributed exploitative pornography of me.
32.) Are you mad about your Canterbury address being posted?
A little but only due to the stupid conclusions people came to.
33.) Why is your room so messy?
Well. I keep the rest of my house pretty clean but I have a personal rule where I let one room get really messy as sort of like, a compartmentalisation thing.
34.) Why did you sleep on a mattress?
Honestly? Never got round to buying a bed, I also was unsure how the fuck I’d get it upstairs by myself. Mattresses are just easier because you can throw them out once they get dirty.
35.) Why no bedsheets?
Idk. Executive dysfunction.
36.) Is your room still messy?
No.
37.) Do you still sleep on a mattress with no sheets?
Nope
I’m in a bed now with sheets.38.) Do you have a high body count?
I literally have a body count of 2. Both white. Both I was in a relationship with.
39.) Why did you go to clubs underage if you don’t have a high body count?
I was honestly just bored, and it was what all the cool people my age were doing at the time. I mostly just sat there drinking champagne and wanting to go home after my social battery had worn out.
40.) Are you a narcissist?
Probably.
41.) Do you love or hate yourself?
I hate myself but I hate everyone else even more, so although I feel superior to them, I don’t feel of value by my own standards.
42.) Is your IQ really 171?
I had a proper Mensa irl test done recently, and it was 152.
43.) Why do you do stupid shit then?
I’m mentally ill. No amount intelligence can compensate for a poor mental state.
44.) Are you BPD?
No.
45.) Why were you so skinny?
I was very stressed, and also have a thyroid condition. I just let it get really bad because I valued my work more than my health.
46.) Do you have an eating disorder?
No.
47.) Are you a pedophile?
No.
48.) Why do you hang around with Naught?
Naught has never harmed a child and has no record of doing so. If you want to crucify me for hanging around someone who looks at that kind of anime, then every single poster on 4chan, Kiwi Farms and /cow/ is guilty by the same metrics due to the posts from their cohorts.
49.) What actually bothers you the most about your threads?
Obviously the illegal porn, but apart from that, mostly comments about my appearance as I’m self admittedly insecure about that and want surgery. I also really dislike the dogpiling and defamation of people I care about, namely Torswats and Jonah who are good people.
50.) Why do you respond to everything?
Boredom, loneliness.
51.) Why aren’t you with your boyfriend irl?
Legal issues.
52.) Why do you post on skibidi farms?
Because everywhere else bans me, not for pedo shit or anything like that, but because I fuck with people too hard I guess.
53.) Do you do drugs?
Only on special occasions.
54.) Why did you start?
Self medication for ADHD & OCD. Woulda offed myself otherwise. Couldn’t access meds due to the NHS waiting list.
55.) So who actually are you?
Up for public interpretation. :^)
Ok I’m tired now that’s all for now lol goodnight.
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Conceptualize how annoying a hypothetical hybrid would be.
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qanon level making shit up
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Elaine wink-wink-nudge-nudges users on Skibidi Farms to swat and send CSAM to some Discord user she has beef with. Elaine also posts their sex tape.
(https://archive.ph/8u5g5)
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Shes so gross. Physically, Spiritually, and Mentally. You serve no purpose you gross skeleton.
Once upon a time the British government raided my mansion like and took all my stuff, including my real and fake passports with my real and not real names like and froze my accounts like so I couldn't pay for food like
The next week I showed off my magically unfrozen bank balances to mog the moids with how much I spend on Lego and mobile games. I was so busy investing in the stock market I didn't have time to tidy my roomI got as high as my Mensa IQ and tried to prank call this really annoying person that turned out to be my answering machine
It's not easy being a sigma sinister satanic hermetic Russian cyber criminal coke head waiting ages for healthcare while at the same time being a super rich based masonic scientologist deep state fed that isn't bpd. The Scientologists give me strange looks when I attend services drunk in my Mossad-issued bulletproof beanie and anon mask while wearing my siege mask underneath, good thing they've never seen my O9A fursuit lol
Despite being glowie coded I never lie to people bickers distorting the truth triggers my ocd
I haven't slept in 3 days, nothing to do with the meth and Havana syndrome it's hard to sleep in a bed full of wet noodles. I cooked the noodles myself, even though that's working class.
I check under my bed each night to make sure Spratey isn't there with his tape recorder disguised as a catboy. I'll never clean my bed or use bed sheets - that's herd mentality
I want it inscribed on my tombstone, 'Information should be free, Blue Lives Matter as does GDPR compliance
I wrote this drunk lol while doing overtime at my job while researching my stream on BX while getting blocked again by Lidl 'fridge clearer' Drip and the broke cheese feeder I'm not obsessed with, while talking to my lawyer about suing myself for producing deepfakes of myself while reporting a girl I used to go to school with to cps cause she challenged me to a spelling bee like
The next week I showed off my magically unfrozen bank balances to mog the moids with how much I spend on Lego and mobile games. I was so busy investing in the stock market I didn't have time to tidy my roomI got as high as my Mensa IQ and tried to prank call this really annoying person that turned out to be my answering machine
It's not easy being a sigma sinister satanic hermetic Russian cyber criminal coke head waiting ages for healthcare while at the same time being a super rich based masonic scientologist deep state fed that isn't bpd. The Scientologists give me strange looks when I attend services drunk in my Mossad-issued bulletproof beanie and anon mask while wearing my siege mask underneath, good thing they've never seen my O9A fursuit lol
Despite being glowie coded I never lie to people bickers distorting the truth triggers my ocd
I haven't slept in 3 days, nothing to do with the meth and Havana syndrome it's hard to sleep in a bed full of wet noodles. I cooked the noodles myself, even though that's working class.
I check under my bed each night to make sure Spratey isn't there with his tape recorder disguised as a catboy. I'll never clean my bed or use bed sheets - that's herd mentality
I want it inscribed on my tombstone, 'Information should be free, Blue Lives Matter as does GDPR compliance
I wrote this drunk lol while doing overtime at my job while researching my stream on BX while getting blocked again by Lidl 'fridge clearer' Drip and the broke cheese feeder I'm not obsessed with, while talking to my lawyer about suing myself for producing deepfakes of myself while reporting a girl I used to go to school with to cps cause she challenged me to a spelling bee like
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I don't think I can stomach reading this over Christmas but I'll give it a going-over before New Year's and see how accurate and/or interesting it may be.
I too will be doing the sneedful just to save people effort. As far as accuracy, it was produced by passing this thread through Grok Heavy. The genned writing is incredibly fucking obnoxious in the couple chapters I've read. You can tell the custom instructions this diddler prompted Grok with included heavy emphasis on "Eris" and "Discordianism", as they're used as frequently as punctuation.
Every time he says "I'm a gonzo journalist" (a nauseating amount), it should be read simply as "I'm also a comfag and was heavily involved with this degeneracy as well"
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Extremely obnoxious that he considers this 'gonzo journalism' when he basically emulates Hunter S. Thompson's style rather than developing his own but I digress, it's somewhat entertaining so far.
The Morse Code on the cover says "come find me bitch" but I don't think he's made much of an effort to hide.
The Morse Code on the cover says "come find me bitch" but I don't think he's made much of an effort to hide.
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She's living at her mother's business address
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>Aight ts is my best attempt at being pretty
Have fun bullying me, cow
t. someone funnier than me
Have fun bullying me, cow
t. someone funnier than me
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She's strapped herself with padded underwear but still manages to have negative ass, that's kinda impressive actually, it's some truly advanced lichdom.
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I have a hard time believing that's a recent picture.
Yeah, it's totally a garden shed in Aylesbury
She's a Russian diamond heiress (that's not BPD), they have two story garden sheds
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What? I was referring to the picture of Elaine.Yeah, it's totally a garden shed in Aylesbury
She's a Russian diamond heiress (that's not BPD), they have two story garden sheds
funky town
kiwifarms.net
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Why do people fall for her posting ancient photos of herself? She hasn't looked like that in years.
Just because Szabo is going to the peepeepoopoo dungeon for half a decade doesn't mean she's going to take you back, AnusCabbage. Providing cover for her is shitty but it's just not (((sinister))) enough for her new found taste