Alright, so, I was actually going to post a video, one that I have already shared with the other snarkers on their new Discord, which I have found on that leaked one of Ellen's, since I forgot to do that yesterday...but there was a small problem.
I wanted to link a few comments of Ellen that she has made there in response, and that made me go into the leak site again.
...I couldn't find the message again, however.
I, however, found that yet another leak happened, with some new channels added into the mix, and in one of those channels,
Ellen has posted yet another Trump comic...
....no, no, but, look, it has no Patreon watermark!
Wow! What an innovation!
I, eventually, however, DID find that post of hers, turns out I just forgot about that offset button.
Now, before I post the video...
What you gotta know is that Ellen is notoriously horrible with internet privacy...what? You knew that already?
Well, anyway, bar her including them as her comic characters, complete with their real life names, she has posted pictures of her actual children on her social media countless times.
We never had their voice though.
Well, guess what, fuckers.
Okay, so, bar the elephant in the room which I have addressed above...this video shows that Ellen's family is about as disfunctional as you could expect.
Ellen, noticeably drunk, follows a dumb Tiktok trend (wait, I thought that Tiktok was evil because it was Trump controlled?) where she tells her family members that she saw a bird...yeah...
The reactions?
Boston, her son, due to being a low functioning autistic, processes what Ellen has to say, but then dismisses it and asks her if they can play.
This shows several big problems with her methods upbringing.
1. Ellen doesn't bother with elaborating what she means to Boston, despite his difficulties with processing information. This shows an excessive lack of care.
2. Boston asks Ellen if they can play, possibly showing that he's attention starved. This could mean that Ellen genuinely doesn't care about her children, despite literally sitting on her ass all day at home with nothing better to do.
Jeff, her husband, has better shit to do (watch hockey) and doesn't pay much attention to Ellen. After a while, to snuff her out, he asks her to specify what kind of bird it is, after which Ellen bullshits her way through. Jeff then proceeds to google the information to see if she's lying...which Ellen treats as something insanely hot? What?
This behaviour is actually something Ellen has made a comic about in the past.
In short, Jeff genuinely does not give a fuck about Ellen and treats any and all information she gives him as (rightfully) attention seeking and pure bullshit.
Elisabeth, her daughter, does the same thing, but realises this almost instantly. She instead starts laughing at her mom for being a moron for trying to get her to participate in this charade. Again, the fact that she has this reaction might imply that Ellen does not give a fuck about her, as if that was the case, her suddenly showing up, only to say she saw a bird, would be an instant tell.
Hell, Ellen says this happens so often, she was able to predict that response. This is a given.
...after all of that, you might have thought (rightfully) that Ellen should really invest more effort in protecting her children's privacy.
After all, she knows what this can lead to.
What steps did she take in order to protect her kids from the internet?
...uhhhh...she prohibits THEM access to the internet so they can't see exactly HOW Ellen's exploiting them, meaning they have to believe HER about everything relating to THEM online.
This is an equivalent of Ellen having her kids put on bulletproof ballistic vests, only to then shoot them for solid three minutes with a full auto Uzi.
