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1999 prick said:
A jeet has urinated on a white man in the middle of a flight.

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I hate it so much how Indians speak two languages at once, you can't understand what the fuck they are saying, jeet accent is already annoying and hard to understand, and on top of that they throw in a bunch of gibberish in between each sentence, they are so low IQ that they think it makes them sound smart, it's like how poor people in my country buy a ford escort from the 1980s, give it a new coat of paint and think they look like they have money, no you stupid nigger, if you had money you would buy a newer car model.

The jeets do things that people who are more intelligent realize it's low IQ posturing, la verdad que me rompe las pelotas, and it's so annoying because speaking two languages at once breaks the flow of communication, porque pasas de escuchar un idioma a escuchar un monton de palabras sin sentido que no sabes como interprear, is me writing this paragraph in two languages at once annoying by the way?
 
Thiletonomics said:
Chinese lenders attempted to go into the Indian market, but the SAARs outsmarted them by just choosing not to pay any money back:


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This is just China's experience in the developing world in general lol

People were sounding the alarms about "Chinese debt traps" a decade ago, but the reality is that if these places could have been debt trapped, the big westoid banks would have done it decades ago. Lending money to a third-world shithole without any real system to enforce judgments on debtors is just pissing it into a black hole.
 
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All cultures are equal SAAR
 
The latest Jugaad by Indian police.

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Chinese manja is basically synthetic fishing thread but used for kite flying.
Being near invisible, durable and growing in popularity during festivals, motorcyclists basically dash through the string unknowingly and get injured or die.

To solve the problem? a fucking metal wire.



EDIT: Linked the Xeet.
 
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This is more of a humorous anecdote, so enjoy a little levity.

I always watch the Rose Parade on TV as a family tradition for the new year, and despite it being partially rained out, it was still entertaining. One float in particular caught my attention in a negative way, albeit kind of funny.

For those unfamiliar, the main stipulation for floats in the Rose Parade is that they must be covered completely with organic materials, with the whole float covering up the truck bed that carries it down the route. The rain did damage the floats some, but for the most part, they were fine.

One float, however, was not. About halfway through, this float from the city of Downey, celebrating Diwali, made its appearance:
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Despite being a jeet-themed float, it still looks okay overall, right? Certainly better than India itself. Well, let me zoom out a bit:
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Apparently, they had some sort of technical malfunction with the float vehicle, so they instead had to have a truck tow it down the length of the parade. This was the only float to have this issue.

Was it just sheer coincidence that the only jeet float happened to break down? Probably, but that doesn't make it any less funny.
 
On the topic of sewage, today I said ‘jeetification’ out loud, and realized that you can’t say ‘jeetification’ without pronouncing ‘defecation’ in the process

Well, in American English at least
 
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