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I've just realized that's there no sign of Silvana, Bionic, or Patti. Chris makes Lego minfigs for the Bitch, the Witch and the Bastard but not for Patti.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
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I wonder when he'll get the first of his packages to arrive. JULAY actually did give him something, albeit in a big box with tiny cards inside. Of course, when 
send him empty gift cards, empty boxes, or other things, I'm sure he'll post something like "WHY YOU TROLLS SEND ME EMPTY GIFT CARDS? I WAS NEARLY ARRESTED AT IHOP THANKS TO YOU! 
" or "HEY DUMMIES!! YOU SENT ME COOL LEGO STUFF BUT IT'S MISSING THE INSIDES! 
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send him empty gift cards, empty boxes, or other things, I'm sure he'll post something like "WHY YOU TROLLS SEND ME EMPTY GIFT CARDS? I WAS NEARLY ARRESTED AT IHOP THANKS TO YOU! " or "HEY DUMMIES!! YOU SENT ME COOL LEGO STUFF BUT IT'S MISSING THE INSIDES! "
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Chris would be stupid enough to think it was a mistake."HEY DUMMIES!! YOU SENT ME COOL LEGO STUFF BUT IT'S MISSING THE INSIDES!
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It'd be like the "chris set his house on fire so let's send him a check" and then Chris was like "hey doodoo heads!! you failed! send another!"
Didn't he call of the his UNREASONABLY, UNBELIEVABLY, generous donator a doodoo-head because he was too dumb to figure out how to use a gift card or something?
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Picklechu
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He called Null a "dodo brain" because he was too stupid to understand how a money order works.
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Golden Corral is probably the worst all you can eat buffet chain in North America. But if you have low standards of quality like the Chandlers then it's probably pretty awesome. When all you eat normally is fast food, and microwave food, then Golden Corral has got to feel like a real treat.
I worked at Golden Corral one summer. I now have PTSD. Thanks for the flashbacks.
Yeah... And when he found out how to use it he just deleted his FB post instead of apologizing, right?
Poor Null. Always the unsung hero.
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Oh my god, he eats like kailyn.
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You know, if you made a thread in "Of-Topic" about your experiences in the writhing cess-pool that is Golden Corral, I would read the hell out of it. I love a good horror story.
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I think it's safe to assume that Chris loves to eat at any places that remind him of his home. Filthy, cramped, with food that will make him crap himself faster than the speed of slamming down a tall, cool plastic cup of 
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Chris, as a person, does not so much care for the quality of his food as the quantity. He prefers to absolutely gorge himself on cheap food than to actually eat anything nutritious or delicious. It makes perfect sense that a place like Golden Corral would appeal to a gluttonous manchild who has grown up on a diet of microwave dinners and Mc Donald's.
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I once thought Golden Corral was a luxury but then quickly realized that real food is about eating healthy. Ate there before and it wasn't all that great. I like food don't get me wrong but I rather make my own, mostly salad, and stick with it. I used to be a huge fan of buffets but not so much anymore (except for a few types like the Rio's buffet in Las Vegas or a Brazilian steakhouse but that's about it) as I grew more cautious of what I eat. I rather eat more Vietnamese food than Golden Corral because they taste better, cheaper, and healthier. But then every now and then, more like often by my standards, I do have a taste of American cuisine or other foreign cuisine as I'm not picky on any food. Plus, there's people at Golden Corral whose ass is as wide as three chairs and when they walk, they look like they're twerking while walking since their disgusting ass jiggles too. Not to mention, some if not many of them have their FUPAs hanging over their chairs too and they have to reach their silverware to eat their food from their plates on their tables. Its depressing watching these fatasses having to reach for their food and struggle to get off their chairs. Must be hell at the lines too. I look at my computer desk now and wonder "How the hell do people who are wide as my desk get around in their daily lives?" Hopefully, with the financial constraints on Barb and Chris, they shouldn't be able to get that fat. Unless some dumbass sends him money or a gift card for him to chow down at Golden Corral.
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It takes courage to admit you enjoy something Chris likes
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If Chris wants to retcon any outside influences, he should start from his first fantasy girlfriend, Sarah Hammer. She did get written out of the continuity when she married William Spicer, but doesn't that already screw up the whole Anchuent Prophecy?
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Pardon the double post... but....
BEHOLD CHRIS CHANDLER! LORD OF THIEVES! REVILED NECROMANCER OF CWCVILLE!
No seriously, where the hell did this come from all of a sudden?
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We're supposed to forget about it. His new girlfriend is
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He might still retcon her because while she's totally not based on the Wallflower and is a True Honest Creation of his, she's still associated with her. I do wonder if he'll finally pair Magichan up with his tranny or if he'll just sort of forget that part of the characters exist.
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