Dewflower - "pony gynecologist", self-proclaimed "female anatomy expert", really angry about vag drawings

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So this guy came across my radar earlier today and he certainly seems thread-worthy.

I give you Dewflower, the self-proclaimed "female anatomy expert" in MLP fandom. According to his blog description it's an RP blog for a "pony gynecologist" but scrolling through the first few pages in his blog shows that he's more interested in sperging about how he can draw pussy better than any other artist online, talking about reselling other people's art, and endlessly editing other people's art to give the girls foot-long labia.

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Did some digging because this trainwreck of a human being is just too fascinating...
Turns out they've been screeching about porn vulvas for a good 5 years on dozens of websites. It's incredible to see the sheer volume of textwalls they've shat out over the years.

Also this:

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He does a pretty good job of chimping with barely any provocation... these are all from the first five or so pages of the blog. There's even more the further back you go, and all of them are autistically TL;DR.

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*that's why my blog is almost entirely edits of other people's work
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Also is apparently actually female but... c'mon
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Most of their blog is other people's art, whether it be Dewflower's lovecraftian edits thereof or reblogs of other artists complaining about how the pussy they draw doesn't look like an eldritch horror. But they're totally a talented animator and have made tons of things, you guize!
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There's even more in this dude's blog the further you go back, but honestly there's so much autism to sift through that I wasn't even sure what else to include. Most of it's just constantly repeating of the same stuff, but I'm sure there's even more quality raging in there... I'm still sifting through it for more content, but honestly after just this stuff I think I need to lay down for a bit with a few beers.
 
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I really wish that title was clickbait. I really do.

Also I'm going to call shenanigans on the "I'm a girl!" claim, because He was mentioned in a podcast Done by Lazycast, and they use male pronouns for him, and since these people most likely saw him IRL, Something doesn't add up.

(His section starts at 26:05)

But it doesn't stop there. Because not only does he do this offline, but he carries it over online as well. (or could it be the other way around, who knows.)

In this screenshot he can be seen repeating the same behavior
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(Please note that he has been voted the "top vagina expert" On 4 whole websites.)

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For some reason this reminds me of this:

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(live footage of Dewflower in his natural habitat)

But you see, Dewy here likes to lead by example; so he has provided wonderful examples of how a vagina should look.

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(If the lips don't hang at least a foot long, she's a loli)
 
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I initially read this cow's name as "Deflower." I now think I have precognition. Also:

They’ve launched countless attacks to try and censor, slander and silence me. Bribing corrupt admins as I easily tore through their ranks in order to shut me down. And now, around 10 years later. Having exposed dozens of scams. And blatantly falsely advertised frauds right at the start like Hooves and Holly, right up to more recent projects like the second futafolio. Not once having lost a single argument when it comes to any of the core principals I’ve talked about. (did did fizzle on quite a few unrelated ones)
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The concept, never mind the reality, of a "futafolio" makes me want to go shower. Never mind a second one.
 
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Well, I feel bad now 'cause someone posted a thread about the exact same person ten minutes before you did. That's not to say this person isn't an utter degenerate or anything.
@JSGOTI You able to merge this with the other thread or something?
 
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Postal Dude said:
Well, I feel bad now 'cause someone posted a thread about the exact same person ten minutes before you did. That's not to say this person isn't an utter degenerate or anything.
@JSGOTI You able to merge this with the other thread or something?
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All taken care of my friend! Thanks
 
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Megapiss said:
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Seems anatomically correct to me.
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You never heard of the strangling labia that all women possess? Yeah, me neither up until 30 seconds ago, when I clicked the clearly "NSFW" marked spoiler. This shit looks like green lady is shitting out her intestines. Looking at the jumpsuit, Is this meant to be Fallout-Fanart? Then green lady may be a ghoul and the intestine-labias are in fact intestines hanging out.

One of these lolcows where your creep-o-meter explodes within the first sentence.
 
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Mocha said:
But you see, Dewy here likes to lead by example; so he has provided wonderful examples of how a vagina should look.

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(If the lips don't hang at least a foot long, she's a loli)
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I'm not an expert on the vulva, but I don't think that's what they mean by "loose lips". That just looks like a serious medical condition or a really nasty STD. Hell, I don't think they're even supposed to look like that after pushing out a baby unless you had a vaginal relapse (but do feel free to correct me).

Probably appropriate this guy was found through Tumblr, I doubt you should be trusting anyone on Tumblr to teach you about the vagina.
 
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So many random.txt quotes... so many.

Of course the ponysona has a vag for a cutie mark.
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"She" is also apparently so righteous in the cause against those ANATOMICALLY INCORRECT porn artists that they're seriously considering stealing their work and reselling it with edited-on nightmare beef curtains.
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Edit: it all makes sense! They can't admit they like beating it to chicks-with-dicks so they give the girls giant, oversized "labia" to deepthroat instead. This is BODY POSITIVE and INCLUSIVE instead of being TRANSPHOBIC and PROBLEMATIC like those nasty, shallow dickgirls.

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They wrote nearly 1,000 words trying to justify why their creepy tentaclevag edits are totes different from a dickgirl fetish, definitely not the same! (nsfw)
 

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As said, I have talked to essentially the godfather of drawn porn, or at least animated. And they’ve said that over their ~18 years of porn, they hadn’t come across a SINGLE person that had a standard when it came to females. And that they found the mere thought of someone asking to have a proper vagina drawn was just absurd. As, who could possibly prefer anything other than the pre-approved, status quo loli vag we have all been taught and assigned to like?

And seeing how I am around as popular as Snowden for the US as I am to the hack artist elite in the 18+ fandom, I’ve kinda given up on being modest.

The situation isn’t that much more impressive… sure, as one of this centuries most notable, and notorious prodigies in porn, I invented more fetishes, sex acts and did more “world’s firsts” than the entire “top tier establishment” combined.
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I can't get enough of this little man. Nothing like your common Dumblr user trying so hard to be relevant at whatever crazy shit he likes, which in this case it's STDs filled vagoos.
I also like how he's super vague at most of the shit he writes, he just mentions "Someone told me this", "It happened somewhere", "It happened one day", never mentions any name or gives any defined info so his facts won't be eventually checked and debunked.
 
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Did some digging because this trainwreck of a human being is just too fascinating...
Turns out they've been screeching about porn vulvas for a good 5 years on dozens of websites. It's incredible to see the sheer volume of textwalls they've shat out over the years.

Also this:

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Every time I think autogynopheliacs couldn't get any more pathetic they up the ante twofold.
At least we finally have someone to outshine OPL's fetishistic lifestyle.
 
Oh wow.

I was expecting detailed, professional, anatomical drawings of human and pony vagina but got... this instead. I'm getting the vibe this person has 1. A bizarre stretched labia fetish and 2. Not seen a naked lady is his life. I never wanted to see Widowmaker like that, it's like she has a deflated ballsack (:_(
 
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