Dewflower - "pony gynecologist", self-proclaimed "female anatomy expert", really angry about vag drawings

[Acceptable]

I've been around horses my whole life, and i can tell you that a horse vagina is very different then a human. from what I've seen, most pony porn is in fact incorrect and usually the vag is in the wrong spot. but it shouldn't fucking matter, unless you were actually attracted to a fucking horse. the people who are into MLP porn aren't necessarily into it because the horse aspect turns them on. (at least i fucking hope so)

also- all vaginas and penises are not created equally... its for some reason very very hard for people to understand this, but there is no such thing as a "normal" or "correct" vagina or penis. if you have huge ass vag lips, your normal. if you have tiny ass vag lips, you also normal. that same concept applies to animals as well. a couple years back i was measuring my dogs bodies for a rain coats and while i was at it i though it would be funny to measure their dick size and it turns out one of my dogs dicks is a half in longer then the other one. my point is that this guy is wrong. he's not the fucking vag expert because there is no such thing.

 

[Mocha]

a couple years back i was measuring my dogs bodies for a rain coats and while i was at it i though it would be funny to measure their dick size and it turns out one of my dogs dicks is a half in longer then the other one.

Why....would you tell us this?

 

[Pronoun Party]

I've been around horses my whole life, and i can tell you that a horse vagina is very different then a human. from what I've seen, most pony porn is in fact incorrect and usually the vag is in the wrong spot. but it shouldn't fucking matter, unless you were actually attracted to a fucking horse. the people who are into MLP porn aren't necessarily into it because the horse aspect turns them on. (at least i fucking hope so)

also- all vaginas and penises are not created equally... its for some reason very very hard for people to understand this, but there is no such thing as a "normal" or "correct" vagina or penis. if you have huge ass vag lips, your normal. if you have tiny ass vag lips, you also normal. that same concept applies to animals as well. a couple years back i was measuring my dogs bodies for a rain coats and while i was at it i though it would be funny to measure their dick size and it turns out one of my dogs dicks is a half in longer then the other one. my point is that this guy is wrong. he's not the fucking vag expert because there is no such thing.

I'd like to preface this by saying I like the idea of measuring dog dicks

 

[Acceptable]

Why....would you tell us this?

my point is that physical anatomy of anything doesn't fucking matter. its all different anyways so why bitch and moan about it? if you fuck a hundred dicks they are all going to look differently.

 

[cuddle striker]

Spoiler: NSFW

Seems anatomically correct to me.

dick knees.


also do we have an actual in-house dog and horse genitalia expert? how delightful

 

[Tranhuviya]

my point is that physical anatomy of anything doesn't fucking matter. its all different anyways so why bitch and moan about it? if you fuck a hundred dicks they are all going to look differently.

WHY WOULD YOU TELL US ABOUT MEASURING DOG DICKS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHY ARE YOU STUPID GODDAMN

 

[The Fool]

You know it's common knowledge horse vaginas and human vaginas are completely different, you don't have to tell us you personally inspect them

 

[ICametoLurk]

You know it's common knowledge horse vaginas and human vaginas are completely different

It's almost as if they are completely different species.

 

[Maiden]

I've been around horses my whole life, and i can tell you that a horse vagina is very different then a human. from what I've seen, most pony porn is in fact incorrect and usually the vag is in the wrong spot. but it shouldn't fucking matter, unless you were actually attracted to a fucking horse. the people who are into MLP porn aren't necessarily into it because the horse aspect turns them on. (at least i fucking hope so)

also- all vaginas and penises are not created equally... its for some reason very very hard for people to understand this, but there is no such thing as a "normal" or "correct" vagina or penis. if you have huge ass vag lips, your normal. if you have tiny ass vag lips, you also normal. that same concept applies to animals as well. a couple years back i was measuring my dogs bodies for a rain coats and while i was at it i though it would be funny to measure their dick size and it turns out one of my dogs dicks is a half in longer then the other one. my point is that this guy is wrong. he's not the fucking vag expert because there is no such thing.

Goddammit can the thread at least get to more than a page and a half before a dog dick measurer decides to spew their powerlevel all over it
You could have made the point about all junk being different without that fun little anecdote

Did some digging because this trainwreck of a human being is just too fascinating...

• Also known as Satch and Kattlarv
• Lives in Sweden
• Emails are kattlarv@live.se and kattlarv@gmail.com
• Has been banned from e216 for being an obnoxious cunt
• Furaffinity
• Steam
• Inactive Twitter
• Hentai Foundry
• Ao3

Turns out they've been screeching about porn vulvas for a good 5 years on dozens of websites. It's incredible to see the sheer volume of textwalls they've shat out over the years.

Also this:

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Thanks for this, I added the bit with all their handles to the OP.

 

[Acceptable]

WHY WOULD YOU TELL US ABOUT MEASURING DOG DICKS YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WILL HAPPEN WHY ARE YOU STUPID GODDAMN

im a veterinary major so i guess it doesn't phase me.

 

[Ellen Ripley]

Regardless of what you're studying it's probably not a good idea to tell people you've measured a dog's dick on any forum, let alone one dedicated to laughing at stupid people on the internet.

 

[Donovan the Man]

im a veterinary major so i guess it doesn't phase me.

How many horse vaginas have you been 5 knuckles deep?

 

[Acceptable]

How many horse vaginas have you been 5 knuckles deep?

I've helped deliver about 7 foals. the one thing that does freak me out is a uterine prolapse. it happens with cows a lot. thats when your really knuckles deep because you have to push it back in through the pelvic canal.

 

[The Fool]

I never expected any good to come from this thread

 

[cuddle striker]

I've helped deliver about 7 foals. the one thing that does freak me out is a uterine prolapse. it happens with cows a lot. thats when your really knuckles deep because you have to push it back in through the pelvic canal.

I've helped with a goat delivery or three but honestly I wasn't PAYING ATTENTION TO THEIR GENITALIA enough to go on to measure other animals' junk, then post about it out of the blue as a bragging point.

 

[Cthulu]

I've been around horses my whole life, and i can tell you that a horse vagina is very different then a human. from what I've seen, most pony porn is in fact incorrect and usually the vag is in the wrong spot. but it shouldn't fucking matter, unless you were actually attracted to a fucking horse. the people who are into MLP porn aren't necessarily into it because the horse aspect turns them on. (at least i fucking hope so)

also- all vaginas and penises are not created equally... its for some reason very very hard for people to understand this, but there is no such thing as a "normal" or "correct" vagina or penis. if you have huge ass vag lips, your normal. if you have tiny ass vag lips, you also normal. that same concept applies to animals as well. a couple years back i was measuring my dogs bodies for a rain coats and while i was at it i though it would be funny to measure their dick size and it turns out one of my dogs dicks is a half in longer then the other one. my point is that this guy is wrong. he's not the fucking vag expert because there is no such thing.

my point is that physical anatomy of anything doesn't fucking matter. its all different anyways so why bitch and moan about it? if you fuck a hundred dicks they are all going to look differently.

im a veterinary major so i guess it doesn't phase me.

I've helped deliver about 7 foals. the one thing that does freak me out is a uterine prolapse. it happens with cows a lot. thats when your really knuckles deep because you have to push it back in through the pelvic canal.

smdh

 

[FramerGirl420]

I love this site and the folk who inhabit it.

 

[Trash Eater]

This guy's got undeserved narcissism in spades. Anyone who's ever seen a vagina can tell he's full of shit and yet he's got the standard "I'm undefeated in debates, just accept it" bravado. Maybe he's confused his fetish fantasies with real life, because it's rare to see someone be so smug while being so demonstrably wrong.

 

[The Fool]

This guy's got undeserved narcissism in spades. Anyone who's ever seen a vagina can tell he's full of shit and yet he's got the standard "I'm undefeated in debates, just accept it" bravado. Maybe he's confused his fetish fantasies with real life, because it's rare to see someone be so smug while being so demonstrably wrong.

I know for a fact he's a liar because vaginas are horrifying mysterious flesh holes and nobody knows how they work

 

[Poogtail]

I came to get some giggles in about some brony bullshit and instead I get a page of dog dick measuring and cow vaginal prolapse.
Never change, you bastards.