The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[nanny911]

The fact that they used a skeleton for that giant love doll makes it extra creepy.

It supposedly is made out of wood.

Still too close for comfort.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

It supposedly is made out of wood.

Still too close for comfort.

Yeah, I thought he'd just picked up a science-class skeleton from a Goodwill or something. And then said to himself "How can I make this into something I can fuck?"

 

[Xenomorph]

Pinkie Pill Popper.

 

[averagejane]

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looks like:

 

[The Great Citracett]

Here's an ugly suit that belongs to a girl I found a while back. I shared her before someplace on here, but I think she fits this thread. She's fat, rude, totally goffik, and of course trans-whatever she feels like that day.

Has the whole suit but usually just wears the head. Likes to bring the head along to inappropriate places to wear and try to steal the spotlight. Has no concept of how to behave in public or around other people. Also doesn't bathe, and is a juggalette.

Spoiler: Without the mask...

On second thought, just put the head back on.

 

[averagejane]

>think you're country

what the fuck
way to single out the berenstain bears who made you furries. ;[

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

New >think you're country

To be fair, people who brag about how "country" they are tend to be insufferable. But what does that have to do with furries?? It could have been replaced with literally anything...
"If you don't like furries or you preferred the Harry Potter movies to the books, walk away now."

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The edge

 

[Dr.Research]

The edge
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At least it's well made. I actually kind of like it. A goth take on the old two people in a horse costume.

 

[Dollars2010]

Enjoy a nice collection I stumbled across:

Spoiler: dumbo the fox and his buddy upseedown the other fox

notice that dumbo has those "chris-chan" eyes

Spoiler: why use fake eyes when you can use your own eyes?

Spoiler: the dude based these off of his IRL horses

Spoiler: the terrible full suit and why it's not possible to make a good horse suit

Spoiler: a big head for a lack of brain

Spoiler: a face that no-one could love. not even their dog.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Spoiler: the terrible full suit and why it's not possible to make a good horse suit

Shaner? Is that you?

 

[Diet Pepsi]

Bough- er, I mean, totally 100% handmade by my personal lolcow

edit: image

 

[omori]

At least it's well made. I actually kind of like it. A goth take on the old two people in a horse costume.

It's actually just one person in there. Person who made it also made this horrific classic.

@Diet Pepsi lmao that's an obvious missmonster mask. Please share more about your cow, I'd love to know more based on that alone

 

[Diet Pepsi]

@Kurosaki Ichigo he could have his own thread tbh. Pathological lier, malingerer, attention whore, manipulator (and a furry lmao)

 

[PussyTwinkPasswordLoser]

Holy shit thank you for this thread.

Anyway here's a suit I've seen in person and yes it's as grimy irl as it looks photographed

Edit: also here's a video of the orange pony in the op in action. It was made to look completely fucking stupid

Hoping this hasnt been posted yet, but this is the better version of that video

 

[Dollars2010]

Some more goodies for you folks.

Spoiler: "Furst" attempts at fursuit heads

Spoiler: This Cat is being sold for $500 on Furbuy

Buy this neato cat here!

Spoiler: The thing you see moments before death

Spoiler: King of all that is Fetish

Spoiler: He Who Judges from Afar

Spoiler: He Who Asks Many Questions

Spoiler: I don't want to believe

 

[Yutyrannus]

The WORST is when people misuse DVC bases like that last fox thing. Tbh I am not a fan of DVC bases to begin with but like half the people who use them don't fucking understand how to fill them out so they don't look fucking skeletal.

 

[ash_and_stone]

Never has a thread made me this viscerally upset before. What is this fresh hell Kiwi Farms? When will it end?

 

[omori]

The WORST is when people misuse DVC bases like that last fox thing. Tbh I am not a fan of DVC bases to begin with but like half the people who use them don't fucking understand how to fill them out so they don't look fucking skeletal.

I was skimming through instagram a few weeks ago and ran into an image of some chick with a dvc horse blank strapped onto her face. No fur, no eyes, nothing, except areas she painted to suggest markings and a handful of her hair pulled over the top to suggest a forelock. She called it "completed". Bitch how.

Also for some ungodly reason she put actual horse tack onto it that would definitely restrict the mouth opening and closing, yknow the sole function of resin blanks. I'll see if I can find the image, it really is a sight.

 

[Yutyrannus]

Steaming shit from Facebook sales groups. Enjoy.

Spoiler: Picturedump

Proper patterning so your fur doesn't look like shit? Naw...

Unshaved DVC abuse

AHSHFGRGHH THE PUPILS

Why does no fucking furry have any idea how to make ears

Fucking brush that thing. DADs are fucking retarded to boot.