Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

Here is an exchange Tom had with @Nomad on AMB

Nomad: So very angry... So very unable to do shit about it...
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Fat Tom: so very deluded and utterly wrong in his appraisal. i pity fools like you, fat boy.

Nomad: Pity all you want, you impotent old cunt, it's the most powerful weapon you have in your arsenal.

Fat Tom: keep telling yourself that, fool. you don't realize how insignificant the impact of your best efforts is on me. my actual public totally doesn't give a fuck about any of you or what you think of me. be thankful i don't hang with lowlives like you or i would have found hackers willing to break the law by now.

Nomad: Tommy, you've told us many times how many people are willing to do us harm on your behalf, and we all know you're full of shit. I don't care about any impact I have on you, as you're nothing but a plaything.

Fat Tom: oh, ok. i guess i'll just put you back on ignore then so i don't waste any time looking at your redundant babble.

Nomad: How does it feel to be so broke that the website you claim to own on your business page is totally defunct? I mean, I know I always want to deal with a business that can't even afford to keep up their domain name. realthings.biz is such a huge investment!!

Nomad: And you know pretending to ignore me doesn't work when I know you read my every post. You can't fight your true self, Tom.

Fat Tom:
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jumping to conclusions again? i skim right through most of this shit and there are a lot of threads i don't even open. i'm looking for a developer who will do the setup and manage it for a percentage and just haven't paid wix to push it. i still own the domain.

Nomad: So tell, me, Thomas, what happened to all those biker gangs and dirty kids you were going to send to fuck us all up, you dishonest little fuckstain?

Nomad: Oh, I stand corrected. The domain is just like your dick... You own it, but you don't have the ability to do anything with it.

Fat Tom: lol. blow me, fool. come near me with malicious intent and you're not going to be just facing me. that's a certainty. no matter where you happen to get up the guts to confront me, coward.

Nomad: Yeah, yeah, heard this shit before, and you run like a bitch anytime someone gets near you. Where are the biker gangs you were gonna send to rape my family, liar?

Fat Tom: hahahahahahaha! i love the smell of burning butter rising from the chatter. pwnt

Nomad: C'mon, Tommy, you can do better than that. I'm giving you the opportunity to explain why you have never, in six years, carried out one simple threat you've made against any of us. Just admit that you lied, and I'll stop bugging you about it.

Fat Tom: michael, confront me in person or go fuck yoursel. have a really crappy day for me. you've aleady occupied more of my saturday than you deserve.

Nomad: I mean, let's face it. If a member of the Outlaws MC heard you trying to link your name with theirs, they'd stomp the shit out of you. And you said they'd kick my ass on your behalf. Come on, Tom, why didn't you send them?

Nomad: I came to "confront" you in person. The only thing there when I arrived was the dissipating cloud of your stench hovering over the puddle of piss marking the spot you had previously been standing on.
 
The only "biker gangs" Tommy knows of are the kids riding their tricycles that he watches.
He thinks that he will get some "Drain Blow Dumb Dirty Kidz" to fuck up anyone because someone may or may not have called him "perfesser" once like 20 years ago. This is how he thinks.
 
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He thinks that he will get some "Drain Blow Dumb Dirty Kidz" to fuck up anyone because someone may or may not have called him "perfesser" once like 20 years ago. This is how he thinks.


Everything I've read up on him proves that Tommy doesn't think at all. He's no different than any other homeless person who spent too much time on the streets scavenging for scraps of waste and having his mind waste away from insanity.
 
Everything I've read up on him proves that Tommy doesn't think at all. He's no different than any other homeless person who spent too much time on the streets scavenging for scraps of waste and having his mind waste away from insanity.
He lives by "hobo law", which is basically to use people to get what you want and to fuck over people when you can't get what you want. Any power tom has or perceives to have he will use against other people. A perfect example is how he acted towards this poor tranny a year ago.

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This person's discussion with Tom.
Conversation started Friday
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 4:19pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
hi. do you actually know donald fitzimmons?
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 6:42pm
Augusta Marietta
No, he messaged me last night and seemed very concerned though. I didnt know what to say to him
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 6:46pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
about what was he concerned? i have some very serious trust issues with people on the internet who are not showing their true names and addresses or even their faces.
like what's going to come back if i ask our mutuals for references? melissa hartman is seriously toxic and i never heard of her before you appeared.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 6:48pm
Augusta Marietta
He was concerned about the idea that you may had been involved with a child
are you saying that you believe i am melissa hartman?
Well?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:00pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
i have no clue. if i call home depot will they be able to get you to a phone? can you video chat? what i see now is a name, an anime and a handful of front line organizers who are good friends.
the incident was over 30 years ago, the minor was nearly 16 and had been sexually active since 13. it was completely consensual and went nowhere because the older woman broke it up quickly,. anybody who wants to call it anything more than a somewhat inappropriate hookup in my face , in public, will simply be blocked. yes , i was 28, but what happened is pretty common in the music industry and with much younger and less willing girls. so fuck a bunch of unrepentant statutory rapist child molesting pedophile shit, because that's libel and public incitement to hatred.
i hope you will respect the "private" aspect of this chat. :)
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:01pm
Augusta Marietta
okay when do you wanna video
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:02pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
i'm not doing anything now if you like.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:03pm
Augusta Marietta
ok :) do you make it a habit of threatening to call stranger's work to verify theyare people in your facebook groups?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:05pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
not usually. maybe i worded it badly, but it was more like asking if it would be ok to call for a reference. i'm running an artisans cooperative here, not a troll gang. we have to trust each other with banking numbers.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:06pm
Augusta Marietta
you want banking numbers?
good bye
btw, i am warning people of this
please stop
no more
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:06pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
lol. i'm buying and selling art on secure transaction sites.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:06pm
Augusta Marietta
i dont need another msg from you

This person's group discussion with Tom.
Conversation started Friday
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:09pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you are not understanding why i require at least a name, address and picture for serious relationships online. i'm buying and selling art as well as advocating for human rights. why do you have a problem with that? what are you hiding?
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:11pm
Augusta Marietta
I'm not buying or selling art and there are people who will fucking hurt me if they saw me and had my address. you just fucking threatened to call my place of work
do i need to take my place of work off my profile too?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:12pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
i keep my client's confidence, lady. i am not trolling you. on the contrary, you have exposed me and my friends to a troll.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:12pm
Augusta Marietta
youre asking for an address and all this, if you don't trust me, don't friend me. not everyone on facebook will be your closest personal friend
I DID? HOW DID I??
and i am not your client
And why are there so many people in this chat now?
lady, you are crazy and im sorry i joined your group
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:15pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
no , you're not and there are about to be a few more added because you've brought a security threat to my group in melissa hartman we're planning real time events together. we need to see real faces, sweetie.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:16pm
Augusta Marietta
I did not bring melissa hartman into the group
i didnt even know who the hell that was until someone added them yesterday
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:17pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
perhaps it's coincidence, but you appeared and then she did.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:17pm
Augusta Marietta
I have been in this group for like a month
Why are you attacking me?
There are other people viewing this but not talking
speak up!
I see an Olivia and a Melissa in here
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:19pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
that's about how long i've been getting stalked by the kiwi farmers. you seem to be comig with drama connected. olivia and melissa are in the founding circle of late bloomers. they are on your friends list, they'll speak when they're ready.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:20pm
Augusta Marietta
Well if they aren't going to talk I think I am going to just close out this box; this is too much drama for a stupid group
I will be removing myself from it and ask that you remove yourself from my friends list
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:21pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
whatever you choose to do is fine by me. two sketchy people have come to me through you so far.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:22pm
Augusta Marietta
Well To be honest, it was sketchy hearing you make excuses for what you did to that girl
I don't care Cathy
You guys can make excuses all you like but I know what I heard
Cathy Serino
6/10, 7:23pm
Cathy Serino
Ok! I have noe idea how I ended up in here but I have way too much going on to get into petty fights..
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:23pm
Augusta Marietta
Me too
Cathy Serino
6/10, 7:23pm
Cathy Serino
In 4 days I'm going to be at the White House and I don't have time for this
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:24pm
Augusta Marietta
In four days will be starting summer classes and I don't need some lunatic calling my work telling them about my transition
All because I didn't post a selfie in a facebook group
This is dumb
like really dumb
Are we done here?

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Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:26pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
as i said, anybody who wants to talk that way about what happened, but what you heard and what actually happened are two completely different things. you want to be in a very ugly libel action, roll with it.
you're showing as this person's friend, cathy. she is apparently connected to a gang of organized cyber bullies at a place call www.kiwifarms.net who are attempting to publicly brand me a pedophile over something that wasn't even sexual assault. you were included because you show as her friend as were the others. if any of you can vouch for her , i'm fully prepared to apologize for thinking she was part of the gang.

Kiwi Farms
Community dedicated to discussing eccentric people who voluntarily make fools of themselves. Explore abnormal psychology and the minds of Internet crazies
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Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:28pm
Augusta Marietta
How am I connected to cyber bullies now?
Is everyone who doesn't give you their banking information (something you said you wanted in private) a cyber bully when you throw them up in front of your friends?
I fear you are not well
Anyone else you wish to add to this stupid message chain?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:32pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
i'm quite certain you are mentally unwell and probably on some psyche medication. unless one of these ladies vouches for you, you're just going to get blocked. two sketchy people have come to me and now you;'re going to try and join the libel about an incident that happened before you were born.
i never asked you for your banking information. i was trying to explain that under certain circumstances , it needs to be available on a secure site. i really only insist on a picture and physical address b ecause we're planning real time events.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:33pm
Augusta Marietta
Please leave me alone
Call my work; I call the cops
Got it?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:33pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
threats will definitely win you friends and influence people.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:34pm
Augusta Marietta
Not a threat. A promise
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:36pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
lol. here's a promise for you. unless one of our mutual friends vouches for you, you're getting blocked. if it turns out that you are connected to the kiwi farms, which is a community wide threat, you're getting outed in the watch group thread about them. IF i ever call your work, it will be with a warrant in hand.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:36pm
Augusta Marietta
block me now

FriThomasa Wasserberg added Cassandra Marie Frost and Tawni Sofia Dominguez.
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:37pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
i don't block people who have declared themselves to be enemies, cupcake.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:37pm
Augusta Marietta
I never declared such a thing
you came to me and accused me of things
said you wanted my address
said you were gonna call my work
asked for banking information
called me a client
then started saying that i was some person who joined a facebook group im in
why wont you just leave me alone?
really?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:38pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
your behavior is saying otherwise. i really don't need anything like that unless you are signing on for something. otherwise, i require a minimum of a photo for access to my grouops.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:39pm
Augusta Marietta
if you would have msged me saying "can I ave a selfie, write your name on your hand or something so I know its you" i woulda said cool
thats completely reasonable
now this has gone on for an hour
i dont know what you want from me
you dont want me in your group but you want to argue with me
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:40pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
look, you're the one pounding. the kiwi farms issue is the crux of this.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:40pm
Augusta Marietta
what?
what am i pounding?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:41pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
your keyboard. just relax for a moment and let me and the others try to say something
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:41pm
Augusta Marietta
I been waiting for that for an hour
i really dont care and would prefer you left me alone
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:42pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
i've been waiting on somebody to verify you and nobody has. as i said, i'm keyed up because of the kiwi farmers attack on the whole community, me included. melissa hartman is clearly part of that and you appeared together.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:43pm
Augusta Marietta
I did not appear withMelissa Hartman
Melissa Hartman posted one thing yesterday
I have been in this group over a month
I am sorry I am not as active and engaged on the facebook as you apparently are
and I am not dropping my real name or address to a stranger
that's just dumb
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:44pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you need to stop typing for at least ten minutes.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:44pm
Augusta Marietta
you keep typing to me
i told you i was done but you keep coming at me
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:44pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
stop fucking typing and let others say something please.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:45pm
Augusta Marietta
i have asked others to, but the only time was when cathy (i think it was) told you that this was petty and left
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:45pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
stop fucking typing and let others say something please.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:46pm
Augusta Marietta
dont you get this is pretty stupid and you have no proof, and that you are basically going after me because I don't fit your preconceived notions of what you want in a user in your group because you cant do a complete background check on me?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:46pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
stop fucking typing and let others say something please.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:46pm
Augusta Marietta
i dont care about melissa hartman or this group
ok
Doesn't seem like anyone has anything to say
We done here?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:50pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
the more you type here, the more you are saying that you are seriously unbalanced whether you are part of the kiwi farms threat or not.
i am fully prepared to apologize for mistaking you into that if anybody will just vouch for you. there is nothing petty about the kiwi farms threat to the entire community and i hope that i was able to make that clear to cathy privately. she hasn't responded yet and these ladies have all been silent.
not until everybody has spoken or left the room on their own are we done here, little sister.
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:51pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
in case any of you see this floating around anywhere as proof of anything bad about me, it came from augusta.
// the incident was over 30 years ago, the minor was nearly 16 and had been sexually active since 13. it was completely consensual and went nowhere because the older woman broke it up quickly,. anybody who wants to call it anything more than a somewhat inappropriate hookup in my face , in public, will simply be blocked. yes , i was 28, but what happened is pretty common in the music industry and with much younger and less willing girls. so fuck a bunch of unrepentant statutory rapist child molesting pedophile shit, because that's libel and public incitement to hatred.
//
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:53pm
Augusta Marietta
You seriously are calling anyone unbalanced when you ask for my banking information, ask for an address, you ask for all this because some other person posted a video that you made of yourself talking about the things you did to that girl?
You need help
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:56pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you have some serious reading comprehension skills. i wasn't asking any more than why these things were needed sometimes. all i want from you is a photo of you holding your photo id with your name showing and the address and number covered if you want access to any group of mine or my friends.
can we end this please, ladies? it's stressing my heart. have i flown off the handle here and you know this person to be a legit figure on the ground in baltimore?
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:57pm
Augusta Marietta
Call my place of work and I will seriously get the authorities involved.
Let it be known I am printing out this chat
Everyone in here was a witness, they had "seen" the comments made in here
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:58pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
let it be known that you're violating four people's confidence.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 7:58pm
Augusta Marietta
My safety is worth more than their confidence in a chat where they said nothing at all
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 7:59pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you're threatening my safety with your rap about "what i did to that girl" among other things. why is nobody vouching for you?
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:00pm
Augusta Marietta
You admitted that you did violate her safety. What do you mean "vouch" for me?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:03pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
i mean you're severely paranoid, putting words in my mouth that aren't there. i'm a hub in a global network of boots on the ground transgender activists, sweet pea. unless one of our mutual friends know you, i have no choice but to blackball you as at least a skizzy drama queen.
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:05pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
just give it a rest for a while, please. olivia is in a meeting and this is probably an awkward time for the others as well.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:05pm
Augusta Marietta
I'm sorry I didn't realize you were such a global power and that I need to give you all of my personal information. Transitioning is a tough time and if I am not not comfortable allowing 100% access to who I am then I am whatever bogeyman you've created
Yeah it is, maybe you shouldn't have invited them into all this
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:05pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
<rolleyes>
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:06pm
Augusta Marietta
I don't get why we are here anyways
So stay away from my college, stay away from my place of work.
Save it, Thomasa
Just let it rest; like you said
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:08pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
look, you need to stop threatening me. if you're connected to the kiwi farms , you're going to jail. if you're not, i have no interest in your bad vibe after our MUTUAL FRIENDS tell me they don't know you at all or they are aware of your presence , either good or bad.
i'm fully prepared to apologize. are you?
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:10pm
Augusta Marietta
I am not threatening; I am promising that if you call my place of work or my college to harass me offline that I will call the authorities. You can take that to the bank (with the banking info you were asking about in PM). Leave me the fuck alone and things will be fine. I don't care about your petty online squabbles, handle that on your own. Get some professional help because you are trying to make other people in your sights out to be people you don't like that are out of reach.
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:13pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you are definitely threatening me. you are quite obviously mentally ill. you sent me a request about the same time the kiwi farmers jumped me and the ONLY reason it was accepted was because our mutual friends were all in the founding circle of late bloomers. you're known to these women or you're not. that remains to be seen.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:16pm
Augusta Marietta
You are demanding that people give you their ADDRESSES to be a part of a FACEBOOK GROUP, talking about banking information, etc. That is either paranoia or fishing for information. No, this is not how it works. People do not hand over their personal information to a stranger running a stupid facebook group. What do you not get about that?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:17pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
no i am not. you crossed a boundary and for you to have further access to my server resources, i need a photo with you holding your ID with the address and number covered.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:18pm
Augusta Marietta
I am well past wanting "access to your server resources" or your global reach or whatever delusions of grandeur you have puffed up in your head.
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:18pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you don't even know about the groups you can't get in without a credit card, you ignorant infantile insane imbecile.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:18pm
Augusta Marietta
Can we end this now?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:19pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you are free to leave at any time. you are also free to break confidence at your own risk.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:19pm
Augusta Marietta
No one should ever give a credit card number to join a facebok group. That is just stupid
Risk of?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:19pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
civil and criminal liabilities.
you can't buy and sell gemstones and jewelry in some groups without one and you're not getting in my coop without one.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:20pm
Augusta Marietta
You will sue me and have me thrown in jail if i tell the cops about this conversation if you call my work or college?
Really?
You're an idiot. I am glad I found all this out
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:22pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you have serious reading comprehension dysfunction. i have no intention of doing much besides blotting you out of the community i'm part of unless these ladies say otherwise. if you want to join the organized cyberbullying against me, you do so at your own risk.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:23pm
Augusta Marietta
When did I say I was going to cyberbully you?
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:24pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
disclosure of our confidential communications without my consent is a violation of criminal law. do you need the code number or do you know how to use google scholar?
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:24pm
Augusta Marietta
not if it is evidence that ou are stalking me
and it most certainly would be stalking if you contacted my work or contacted my school
as you threatened to do
now you follow up and i will file a PPO
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:25pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
you'r going to have to prove that you're not stalking me first. if you connect to the kiwi farms beyond a reasonable doubt, you're in deep shit
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:25pm
Augusta Marietta
and my uncle is in law enforcement
he will protect me
Why do you keep bringing up this kiwi farms website to me? I don't give a shit about that
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:26pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
your paranoid delusions are getting the better of you youngster. best you STFU and wait on the ladies to say something. i'm going to tune you out now.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:29pm
Augusta Marietta
I have asked several times if we were done and you continued at me.... Now you can call me paranoid and tell me to "STFU", but I am not the one who has made wild accusations and demanded for deeply personal information.
Thomasa Wasserberg
6/10, 8:38pm
Thomasa Wasserberg
please wait for the others to speak. the kiwi farms threat to the community is very real and there is circumstantial evidence connecting you to them. all i convened this with our mutual friends seeking their opinion about you. as i said, we are all very visible locally and i run a global server. all i want to know at this point is whether any of them know you. i have nothing more to say to you or about you because you're quite obviously illiterate and are not understanding me.
Augusta Marietta
6/10, 8:48pm
Augusta Marietta
Okay, what is your circumstantial evidence and why should I care?
Seriously, just leave me the fuck alone
I think I have been more than polite enough
My patience has run out
go
please
 
TOMMY have you EVER filed anything in the history of Garbage eating? Because I have never seen a track record of threatening with hot air so long in my life.

It's summer, stay out of the garbage.
 
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He just considers it pre-cooked in the summer. Mmmm, rancid meat...
You know he can't help it when he gets high off his skunk weed. You get them munchies and I guess just about anything is good to him. Even rancid trash.
 
Alright, new chain of discussion, but something I've been wondering:
What fucks with me the most, @Thomas Jay Wasserberg, is that this is you use of your twilight years.
Like, bear with me a moment.
You're old. I know you don't like to talk about it, but you're getting up there, and even if you are in as good a shape as you say, how much longer do you suppose you have? 5 years? Ten? You've no money for the health problems that set in during the twilight years (heart troubles, Alzheimer's, dementia, ect), so you can't afford care facilities or any kind of preventative care. You live alone. You eat trash. You don't seem to have a lot of friends.
Does it bother you that you're spending the twilight of your life yelling at internet trolls? Do you ever worry about how even after you're gone, we'll still be here cracking jokes at your expense?
I'm really not trying to be mean, but there are questions seniors have to think about.
For example, do you have any money set aside for burial or expenses? You won't be remembered, but anything is better than just being tossed somewhere by the system like they do with the homeless. Do you have anyone checking on you regularly?
Do you ever think about how after you pass, it's probably going to be us who ends up calling someone to check on you after you've been quiet for a while?
I guess what I'm asking is how do you handle doing all this at this point in your life? I think I'd kill myself if I'd just amounted to this at that point in my years.
 
Alright, new chain of discussion, but something I've been wondering:
What fucks with me the most, @Thomas Jay Wasserberg, is that this is you use of your twilight years.
Like, bear with me a moment.
You're old. I know you don't like to talk about it, but you're getting up there, and even if you are in as good a shape as you say, how much longer do you suppose you have? 5 years? Ten? You've no money for the health problems that set in during the twilight years (heart troubles, Alzheimer's, dementia, ect), so you can't afford care facilities or any kind of preventative care. You live alone. You eat trash. You don't seem to have a lot of friends.
Does it bother you that you're spending the twilight of your life yelling at internet trolls? Do you ever worry about how even after you're gone, we'll still be here cracking jokes at your expense?
I'm really not trying to be mean, but there are questions seniors have to think about.
For example, do you have any money set aside for burial or expenses? You won't be remembered, but anything is better than just being tossed somewhere by the system like they do with the homeless. Do you have anyone checking on you regularly?
Do you ever think about how after you pass, it's probably going to be us who ends up calling someone to check on you after you've been quiet for a while?
I guess what I'm asking is how do you handle doing all this at this point in your life? I think I'd kill myself if I'd just amounted to this at that point in my years.

He's probably going to rely on the government to bury him. Which basically means half-assed cremation followed by being thrown into a small plastic urn and then the trash where he belongs.
 
no, it didn't, demented child. the world you live in bears no resemblance to where i live. something called the republic of kekistan attacked sophie labelle and appears to be turning it's attention to me. if you're just a solo flying vidiot using a meme, you're dismissed and forgotten.

i would venture to say that none of those demented degenerates actually made any attempt to come to me and i doubt that either of the idiots wanting to buy me a meal ever came anywhere near tucson at the time they claimed they were coming. i also don't break bread with alien life forms in possession of human bodies, such as those fools and yes, the police will be present if any of you actually show up -- for your own protection and the preservation of my liberty.
First off on behalf of @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. fuck you for insulting his father. He doesn't need me to defend him but that's seriously a dick move, and reading it pissed me off. He's a cool guy and if you'd have been his father he'd be a garbage eating gibbering moron just like you.

Second you did laugh at my joke the evidence is in your very own video admit you thought it was funny.

Finally stop challenging people to come at you in real life when you clearly puss out every single time someone tries. Nobody on here or AMB is afraid of you. In fact I actually pity you. A crazy old man tilting at windmills because it's all you have. You're like most lolcows, you hate us but at the same time you need us.
 
First off on behalf of @Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. fuck you for insulting his father. He's a cool guy and a good friend, don't abandon him
Dawwww :heart-full:
He's probably going to rely on the government to bury him. Which basically means half-assed cremation followed by being thrown into a small plastic urn and then the trash where he belongs.
It's not even a diss, I'm legitimately curious. Tommy is at an age in which one needs to think about the state of his affairs and handle these matters. I'm concerned he's still got this "live forever" mentality you see in people in their late teens, and it's downright dangerous to be so ignorant.
Tommy, you realize the state will take your house after you die if you don't attend to this shit, right?
 
Tom here's knows that 1)Jeffery was found sane at his trial nor was his sexuality questioned. What they cared more about is the murders. I would like to point out, like Tommy. Jeffery had borderline personality disorder and schizotypal disorder (In Jeffery's case it was diagnosed later I believe)

Sorry for the armchair psychiatric evaluation, but it's obvious what Tommy suffers from.
 
Dawwww :heart-full:

It's not even a diss, I'm legitimately curious. Tommy is at an age in which one needs to think about the state of his affairs and handle these matters. I'm concerned he's still got this "live forever" mentality you see in people in their late teens, and it's downright dangerous to be so ignorant.
Tommy, you realize the state will take your house after you die if you don't attend to this shit, right?

Tommy rents a cheap apartment. All they can take is his rocks and his sax.
 
he repeatedly said the girl was nearly sixteen. so, she was 15. I've read the thread and don't like that math.
 
He's probably going to rely on the government to bury him. Which basically means half-assed cremation followed by being thrown into a small plastic urn and then the trash where he belongs.

And then a raccoon will tip over the trash can and eat the ashes mixed with some rotting fruit, and the circle of life will be complete.
 
I figured out why Tommy looks so unsettling. He looks like someone at Madame Tussaud's was trying to sculpt something from Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal and ran out of funding for it.

...it then came to life and started immediately eating garbage.
:story:
 
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