THE GIRL WAS ONLY SLIGHTLY UNDERAGE!
Hahaha that's the best defense from a pedophile I've ever seen. "It's okay your honor, she was only slightly fifteen years old" "Oh you're right Grandpa, carry on molesting children"
Anonymous 1 year ago
No. 271092
I'm not entirely sure he's a lolcow.
I've got through 25+ pages of reading through that Kiwi thread - the gist of what I got of it is that he and some other ancient old-ass trolls from some other shitty messageboard have a really long history of beef between each other.
There's no actual proof posted by either him or his accusers that he's nothing more than a homeless old tranny hippy whose going a bit senile in his old age and seems constantly badgered by other OAPs who cross-joined from another messageboard who are just as fucking nuts as he is.
Anonymous 1 year ago
No. 271094>>271098
I'm curious on sources in regards to him being a sex offender? Sources on him preaching his pedo beliefs?
Anonymous 1 year ago
No. 271098>>271102
>>271094
From what I saw, he admitted to being involved in a threesome with a 15 year old and a 20 year old woman who was his partner at the time when he was in his mid-20s, but got kicked out of the threesome just moments later when he started paying attention to the younger girl more.
There is no other proof of him fucking underaged girls after that.
IF anything, it reminded me of the Onision/Lainey/Billie bullshit, but this guy is a pensioner now, lol.
Anonymous 1 year ago
No. 271102>>271103
>>271098
Thanks anon! Yeah, this seems like a reach. Sure he's a lolcow, but where's the milk?
Anonymous 1 year ago
No. 271103
>>271102
As I got further into the thread by the 30th page (it's been a slow night here), it seemed like every poster who has beef with him from the other board turned up and
were still throwing accusations out there with no substantial proof other than what he said himself through admission.
I pretty much gave up after that, I wasn't laughing and I wasn't really entertained or shocked… if anything, I came away from it feeling like I had just witnessed a shit-flinging match break out in a nursing home.
https://lolcow.farm/pt/res/271053.html
all of the pedophilia and zoophilia is nothing more than you dipsticks projecting your own perversions at me and sane people know it. find a different tack. that one makes you look like the mean, stupid infantile imbeciles you are.
You salvage ships or other items lost at sea? "Salvor" doesn't apply to salvaging food on land. Nice attempt to sound smart, though.
as a matter of fact, i participated in the salvage of the yacht caprice from the intercoastal waterway in north dade county. but that's only one context. the more generic definition of "salvor" is "someone who salvages" and the salvage does not necessarily need to be at sea.
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salvor
n. someone who salvages
Thesaurus salvager
Types:
stooper
a person at a racetrack who searches for winning parimutuel tickets that have been carelessly discarded by others
Type of:
recoverer, rescuer, saver
someone who saves something from danger or violence
Ok Tommy boy I'll bite -
0) Nobody thinks you're a woman and I've been positively civil, most kiwi's think of me as polite it takes a certain level of pigheadedness to get my dander up, your not even on that radar yet. We haven't painted you with "false brushes" we are quoting what you and only you have said. And again with the woman thing seriously nobody takes that seriously at best the humour the weird guy till he toddles off.
keep it civil and so will i. you're going to have to do better than this tripe for me to keep it friendly.
you autistic anime' addicts are posting all sorts of fiction from numerous sources that i didn't write in this thread. god only knows what kind of bullshit you've collected in the group chat i can't see. . i'm also not claiming to be a "woman", but an intersexed person who is rather bigender and prefers that people relate to me as female. in person , nobody has a problem with that and most people online don't either. only haters refuse to acknowledge my female nature and only fetishists get stupid with me about not dressing "en femme" and therefore i'm a "fake tranny".
1) Legally that kinda does make you a Nonce, this isn't you 18 an her 17 bunking into a club with a fake ID and then you getting hauled into caught by the police on a technicality you were markedly older than her from what I can gather and you knew or at least had a good inkling she was under age. Also yea dude you beat off a dog that's fucking pathetic and creepy unless your a Vet or somebody working in animal husbandry you have no legitimate reason to touch the penis of an animal and bringing forth the sexual release of said animal.
a single incidence of almost having sex with a minor when i was 28 does not a pedophile or child molester make , especially not 35 years later.
as for the dog, it was a female and she was a working dog. it is not an uncommon practice for people with companion dogs who protect them , especially the females, to masturbate them.
2) No dude your not a Salvor, a salvor is by definition somebody who salvages things of worth normally used in a Maritime capacity relating to Cargo or Stricken ships. What you do is Dumpster dive and then eat the resulting food - while it's not something I'd do I have seen a fair few crusties do it because they are being cheap. You do it because your ever so slightly unhinged and in your doatage, and I highly doubt people haven't gotten sick off the food you have given them, sold them prepared for them I have seen many pictures of you and even if the food was 100% safe you are far from hygienic I'm guessing you have some increased immunity to infection because your used to living like that I'd honestly hate to see what under your nails look like.

hell of a run on, there. a salvor is somebody who salvages and the salvage does not need to be at sea. i get a whole lot more salvage than food and i don't ever sell the food. that was my uncle.
3) No your really not your about as Feminine as Phil i.e. not at all not a single part of your physiology indicates female to anyone at any time not even at a cursory glance, at best you look like the old guy who's wife passed away who has rapid onset dementia and found his way into her goodwill pile because he forgot how to use the washing machine. You are not undergoing medical treatment of any kind for gender dysphoria one of the first things before getting treatment for GD is a hormone test it's cheap and a reliable indicator, also regarding your medical records - get this it's illegal to alter them or withhold them from you if you really had a DES diagnosis and had testicular surgery at 15 months old that would be in your medical records (always kept in triplicate btw) and you would be able to see that for yourself hell your doctor would have looked for that sort of thing as part of a GD diagnosis.
What I think is going on your an older guy in questionable health who likes looking and acting weird and has done so for so long he no longer knows what normality is, at this point your about 30 years past the point of getting any reasonable or meaningful help and the best you can ever really hope for now is to be tollerated till your inevitable collappse and is housed someplace where the nurses are not to hard on the old and mentally baffled who know to keep you away from having second helpings at dinner from the dumpster out back and keep your personal horde of crap from intruding too much on the other residants of said institution.
i think you're making a whole lot of ridiculous assumptions based on incomplete data. all of my records prior to about 1978 are gone. my innards are all in perfect working order except for upper respiratory problems from allergies and an enlarged prostate.
there was a hormone panel run when i approached an endocrinologist with my complaint of GD and it came back low normal for a female. four doctors agree on the GD diagnosis. since being on HRT, all of the behavioral health issues of anxiety, panic attacks and tourette's like outbursts of rage have pretty much melted away. your assessment of my "femininity" is ludicrous. you've never seen me nude. my physique clearly has feminine features and my behavior is plenty for most people, especially in person. i'm a hippie. lots of the women are crustier than me.
We all know that he said "third-generation salvor" so he can now claim some random old family member was an actual salvor. Just like his family's "military contract to be called up" from WW1 or numerous other lies to save face.
go look up capt mike , mayor of ojus. that's my uncle. we really did salvage the yacht caprice, which was the converted PT boat timothy leary and richard alpert did guided trips on that he piloted. he's recovered a number of vessels under maritime law and we salvaged a lot of short date groceries, fire and transportation damaged food. he's currently under contract with broward county to salvage scrap metal from their facilities getting remodeled or shut down. the salvage business is NOT strictly maritime and my family has probably been doing it since ancient times.
I liked his lie that a black guy once told him it was okay to say "nigger" so he can say it now because he's technically officially black thanks to that one guy one time.
i like your ridiculous interpretation of that story. you're not well in the head. must be all the video games have unplugged you from reality and you probably never bothered to really learn how to read either. i hardly ever use the term and it's usually aimed at a caucasian when i do. i think if you spent any time with black people in person, you'd find that many of them are cool with the word in proper contexts. most often , if they call themselves niggers, they don't care if their white friends do too. like really nigger, please. haven't you got something less aqb
What you don't seem to understand is that any sexual act with a minor is statutory rape and child molestation. It doesn't matter how fucking mature she was, or how long ago it happened or even if she didn't feel victimized. It wad a crime and it was fucking wrong.
Slight powerlevel here but when I was 18 I was propisitioned by a 15 year old at a party. She was mature for her age, and had even previously slept with some of the other people at the party. I turned her down, because a. it was the right thing to do, and b. It was a crime. She has actually thanked me since for being one of the few guys not to take advantage of her when she was young and stupid.
You come in here and cavalierly act like you've done nothing wrong. If you'd have came here and said yeah it happened and I regret it. I fucked up we may have had a bit more sympathy and respect for you, but you continue this I dindu nuffin attitude like the sick fuck you are.
the sick fuck is you for making what you have made of it 35 years later. that is the alt-right interpretation and it's bullshit that does not consider mitigating circumstances. the majority of sexual assault of a minor cases are brought against men under 30 who didn't even know they were dealing with a minor and quite a few minors are found at trial to be emotionally competent to make an informed decision about going to bed with an older man, as i'm sure this one would have been.
there was nothing to regret besides telling the story to a bunch of mean, stupid perverts projecting the denial of their own depravity all over the place. this young lady had been making her own decisions since she was nine and was sexually active at 13. she was staying with us because she had just broken up with the guy she was living with for a year. this shit happens all the time on the fringes of the entertainment industry. she wasn't even a groupie, but a talented singer and she invited me into my bed she was already in , naked with my partner. it's not like i seduced her. they rolled apart and invited me in. she went on to a college degree, marriage and children. probably grandchildren by now. making this the focus of your interactions with me is just plain irrational.