💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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neger psykolog said:
"You don't even have to turn in a badge because you never had one."
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What an absolutely ignorant motherfucker.
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Rick is infuriatingly stupid.
 
Rockey May said:
Josh literally did a perfect impression of this guy, it's actually scary
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Back then Josh was, uh...more alike Patrick in a few key ways. He could tap into that natural potential.
Anonymus Fluhre said:
We all know how much he loves his niggers.
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He doesn't actually like niggers, only what they do for his business profits and his lesbian wife's malodorous vagina.
AnOminous said:
No sane nation engages in such tactics, as they involve using a highly trained fighter pilot and the incredibly expensive plane he is in as a dumb nigger missile.
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Wrongu, stalker-kun! Honarabaru samurai warriors! Enjoyu seppuku.

Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Being Pat must be such an exhausting existence. Imagine being this worked up over current events all the time on top of hauling around his gigantic porcine body.
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What's even worse is how hot and sweaty he gets when he's pissed off and has to furiously correcT the recorD, how the dryer keeps shrinking his shirts, and nobody ever tells him he's right about everything like the good boy Mama Raven says he is!
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in so doing, she effectively committed suicide-by-cop.
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The only way this could have been an any better performative FAFO by a useful idiot is if she'd been wearing that outfit from the Handmaid's Tale book.
OtherLastTrainHome said:
@Judge Holden any ideas what IWAMFW means to the pig?
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He only knows what "You better bite that pillow hard, you bloody wanker" means to the pig.
neger psykolog said:
And as funny as it is, its also disturbing because I can imagine he will snap one day.
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And do what? Not tip the Door Dash people? Order an extra cheesesteak? He's not leaving the comfort and safety of the Fart Couch no matter how mad he gets.
John Andrews Stan said:
What is the fucking point of signaling your utter impotence like this? He has never shown even a whiff of strategic ability.
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While you were partying, he studied the paint-filled balloon. While you were having premarital sex, he practiced the paint-filled balloon throw. While you spent months at a gym for the sake of your gay crush Nick Rekieta, he used the paint-filled balloon. Now that the fucking retards are getting shot in the streets you're unprepared. Except for Patrick. For he studied the paint-filled balloon.
 
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No, child, the gateway is not timed-out. And no, child, I do not “exceed the weight limit” for this thread. Those are just some of your many delusions, ones that you have allowed to end your life. You will receive the help you need for them in prison, as you have been instructed many thousands of times that denying me access to my favorite thread constitutes felonious Internet false imprisonment.
 
You know, how am I not surprised that our beloved Man of Pig chose the worst take for this shooting in his (shithole) city? Oh, right, because he's retarded, and he's a fat faggot with bitch tits. You know what, man, I almost forgot for a second.

Hey, don't worry though. He won't actually do anything. He'll just keep tweeting and pretending that means anything.

I both hate and love Patrick for this very reason. I hate him because, well, go ahead, look at him and what he says online. But I also love him because he will never stop entertaining us. Please, keep going Patrick. Keep going forever. I'm sure you'll win eventually darling child. Keep posting on Twitter. It'll get through to someone. Lol, lmao. Lmfao even
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Minnesota may be all sorts of shit, but at least Minneapolis isn’t the pigresidence; he consumes Milwaukee longgrini pork.
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Oh right, my bad. I forgot he lives in a different shithole city. There is so just so much Fatrick lore to hold in my head that I forgot what city he lives in. Either way, they're basically the same city. Complete shitholes. Only one of them has a slight advantage because it doesn't house the fattest, most retarded man in America, Patrick Tomlinson.
 
LobsterBoy669 said:
Only one of them has a slight advantage because it doesn't house the fattest, most retarded man in America, Patrick Tomlinson.
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You know, he's into things. I wonder if Minneapolis could make a deal with the pigmonster, and solve the somali problem in the same blow.

I don't know there's a boat or bridge strong enough to get him across the mississississsississippi tho, he might have to go the long way through canada
 
“The only thing that confuses me is how a dead body, a corpse, which is what you are, stalker, keeps texting me after shooting itself
through its own head.” This and fucking “You die screaming now” made me fucking burst out laughing in front of people on my phone, he’s getting so fucking mad and unhinged in his replies to the stalker childs these days. I don’t even know what he means anymore, what the fuck does it mean, what’s he trying to do? Does he think he can will it into existence or what?
 
McMitch said:
If the woman shot had been a Trump supporter, or had the fed been on a Democrat payroll, Fatrick would be championing this as justified. This is the exact mentality that we should bar from politics.
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Yeah I don’t really care about any of this because I’m too cool and smart to follow goyim Red Vs Blue political theater, but I’d say that this shooting and the Ashley babbit one were both pretty unjustified. Still don’t have a strong fat tittted histrionic response like thinking it means we should disband the police or ICE.

More realistically it makes me realize I should be careful around cops and probably just comply even if it’s bullshit.
 
Dean Pentel said:
What's even worse is how hot and sweaty he gets when he's pissed off and has to furiously correcT the recorD, how the dryer keeps shrinking his shirts, and nobody ever tells him he's right about everything like the good boy Mama Raven says he is!
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Not just hot and sweaty. Like swamp-ass hot. Enjoy approaching the plane of the eclectic as you pass the planet's terminus line, space marine child.


BigPeanut said:
“The only thing that confuses me is how a dead body, a corpse, which is what you are, stalker, keeps texting me after shooting itself
through its own head.” This and fucking “You die screaming now” made me fucking burst out laughing in front of people on my phone, he’s getting so fucking mad and unhinged in his replies to the stalker childs these days. I don’t even know what he means anymore, what the fuck does it mean, what’s he trying to do? Does he think he can will it into existence or what?
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Patrick's delusions of his stalkers being able to continue harassing him after death have persisted beyond Halloween. I'm starting to wonder if he's haunted by the angry spectres of his pepperoni ingredients and his angry Twitter oinkouts are his only way of coping with it.
 
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! said:
No child, there were kamikazes at Pearl Harbor. There were samurais too. And yes child, some of them were Black. You just ignore their history because you are a racist and a Nazi. I am an expert in Japanese culture. I studied at all the finest Chinese buffets in southern Wisconsin. I know what I'm talking about, you do not. This is how you've chosen to end your life, stalker. Enjoy prison.
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I bet there were ninjas there too. And warrior monks and sheeeit.
 
General Fatton is laying out his new strategic vision for Iran:
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Maybe his ticker needed a break after he worked himself up so much over the fascist ICE agent who already put a gun to his temple and pulled the trigger while screaming, child.
 
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neger psykolog said:
I can imagine he will snap one day.
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Perhaps. He did attack a female cop once. He's much more comfortable using violence against people who are weaker than he is, which is basically no one.

In general, he's not as brave as he is when he's speaking through a computer screen. If you can believe such a thing is possible.
 
Laburnum said:
General Fatton is laying out his new strategic vision for Iran:
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Maybe his ticker needed a break after worked himself up so much over the fascist ICE agents who already put a gun to his temple and pulled the trigger while screaming, child.
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Not nearly as stupid as his normal takes, if very basic.
He probably just took it 1:1 from the MSM.
 
Laburnum said:
General Fatton is laying out his new strategic vision for Iran:
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Maybe his ticker needed a break after worked himself up so much over the fascist ICE agents who already put a gun to his temple and pulled the trigger while screaming, child.
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“Israel’s main opposition disappears” lol he’s trying to get Wu to notice him, it’s got to be burning his fatass biscuits that Wu just ignored his authoritative full stop correction.

Unless I’m wrong this is the only time Fat has ever declared his flag on one side of this war, he’s stayed silent about da joos because the dnc is still so split so no marching orders, child. Amazing, a man who can’t even have his own bank account wants to discuss geopolitical strategy.
 
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