FB Update V/24/'14 - New cover photo + some other shit

[BOLDYSPICY!]

That's the most pathetic thing about him - Chris has never once responded to Kengle, or even acknowledged him. Kengle is talking constantly at a fat exceptional individual who doesn't even care. What is his motivation to even continue?

Because he's a legit exceptional individual himself. I'm also pretty sure Waterbed's a troll, since he keeps making "subtle" jabs at Chris (via CWCisms, among other things) while still patting his ass. My theory is that he's trying to get in close to get content & keep it to himself, then bait people/ brag about it. It's like the sperglord equivalent of that annoying-ass kid in kindergarten running around the playground screaming "I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOOOWWWW~"

 

[Spork]

Because he's a legit exceptional individual himself. I'm also pretty sure Waterbed's a troll, since he keeps making "subtle" jabs at Chris (via CWCisms, among other things) while still patting his ass. My theory is that he's trying to get in close to get content & keep it to himself, then bait people/ brag about it. It's like the sperglord equivalent of that annoying-ass kid in kindergarten running around the playground screaming "I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOOOWWWW~"

That reminds me of how Anna got really mad when /cow/ refused to mass follow her Tumblr account purely because she knew Chris (but refused to provide any content whatsoever). I think at one point she threatened to make Chris unfriend all of the people she suspected of being moles as "punishment" for /cow/ not feeding her ego issues, a scheme that blew up in her face rather spectacularly.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Gosh, I hope he continues with these - I can make a whole series if he does...

I'm dying

 

[Marvin]

Because he's a legit exceptional individual himself. I'm also pretty sure Waterbed's a troll, since he keeps making "subtle" jabs at Chris (via CWCisms, among other things) while still patting his ass. My theory is that he's trying to get in close to get content & keep it to himself, then bait people/ brag about it. It's like the sperglord equivalent of that annoying-ass kid in kindergarten running around the playground screaming "I KNOW SOMETHING YOU DON'T KNOOOWWWW~"

Jabs? Before the other night? Not that I recall.

 

[Dollars2010]

For folks who can't see the images:

Spoiler: nightmare fuel family portrait

Spoiler: the hellspawn

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Sandy might want to have that growth on her arm looked at.

I wonder if he'll make a lego CWCKIforms and take pictures of himself destroying it. Watch out Lego Null and Lego Marvin.

 

[Owlflaps]

For folks who can't see the images:

Spoiler: nightmare fuel family portrait

Spoiler: the hellspawn

It's like gazing into the soulless abyss. Look too long and it will drag you into depths, where it will proceed to drill out your genitalia for all eternity.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Jabs? Before the other night? Not that I recall.

A "friend" wouldn't add that kind of shit about his nephew, I think. In fact, I'd probably just buy some ramen & throw it in there. A pack's like 40 cents or some shit.

The second highlighted bit sounds kind of. . .off to me. I know he's referencing that one Jackie vid, but. . .I dunno. I could be reading too much into it.

Also, pretty sure Chris knows nothing about that CDi "Hotel Mario" game Waterhead's sperging about referencing.

 

[Anonimo]

I'm beginning to agree that this Waterman guy is probably some kind of troll. Referencing an old video game that has cutscenes edited and remixed by countless users on YouTube for humorous purposes screams epic ween

Also, I'm going to take a shot in the dark and guess that this "nephew" is just a thinly veiled excuse to make another jab at Chris.

Waterman, if you are reading this, know that you're not fooling anyone right now, and probably never will.

 

[Marvin]

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A "friend" wouldn't add that kind of shit about his nephew, I think. In fact, I'd probably just buy some ramen & throw it in there. A pack's like 40 cents or some shit.

The second highlighted bit sounds kind of. . .off to me. I know he's referencing that one Jackie vid, but. . .I dunno. I could be reading too much into it.

Also, pretty sure Chris knows nothing about that CDi "Hotel Mario" game Waterhead's sperging about referencing.

When was this?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

When was this?

Ironically, Clover Hill's where I went to high school. Chris & I actually both lived in the same general area (Midlothian in Chesterfield County) at one point, albeit from when I moved there in 1997 to when he fucked off back to Ruckersville in late 2000. Of course, I was, like, ten years old at the time, so I doubt I'd remember even on the off-chance our paths did cross in that brief window of time.

Also, speaking of Waterhead--

I'm beginning to agree that this Waterman guy is probably some kind of troll. Referencing an old video game that has cutscenes edited and remixed by countless users on YouTube for humorous purposes screams epic ween

& let's not forget the Mother reference in his TL;DR Facebook note to those DING DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

 

[Marvin]

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A "friend" wouldn't add that kind of shit about his nephew, I think. In fact, I'd probably just buy some ramen & throw it in there. A pack's like 40 cents or some shit.

The second highlighted bit sounds kind of. . .off to me. I know he's referencing that one Jackie vid, but. . .I dunno. I could be reading too much into it.

Also, pretty sure Chris knows nothing about that CDi "Hotel Mario" game Waterhead's sperging about referencing.

Oh, watermelon isn't a friend. He met Chris through Anna. But I'm pretty sure he's not a troll.

& let's not forget the Mother reference in his TL;DR Facebook note to those DING DANG DIRTY TROLLS.

Is that the last line? Because if so, goddamn, that's a spergy reference on par with something Chris would do.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

Waterman is such a troll.

 

[Pikonic]

Don't know if anyone pointed this out but Sandy is made from the head of the Lisa Simpson Lego.

So you know, just in case there was any doubt Sandy is a rip off of Lisa Simpson.

Waterman is such a troll.

From sonichu.com:
"Counter-trolls are those who take Chris's side to spite his legion of trolls. Some do this because trolling one gullible idiot is less satisfying than trolling trolls, who actually have the ability to understand what is going on. Others have decided that Chris has jumped the shark and are trying to make everyone else leave him alone to put a stop to an old meme. Counter-trolls are not to be confused with anti-trolls, who fight trolls in order to get closer to Chris and troll him themselves."

 

[Bridechu]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, why the fuck does Sandy have blue eyes when literally every single animal that potentially contributed to her genetics has had brown (Wild), yellow (Simonla) or green (Sonic and Amy Rose) ones.

Well, at least Chris getting all the spergy character details (including Wild's arm spike things) accurate means he definitely hasn't gotten Sonichu off the brain yet.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Kengle's not on Chris' friends list. He's just a sperg.

So if he is not a friend how is he able to comment on Chris' posts?

 

[Marvin]

So if he is not a friend how is he able to comment on Chris' posts?

Beats me. But he's not on Chris' friends list. Neither is Mer Macie Pantalones, either.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, why the fuck does Sandy have blue eyes when literally every single animal that potentially contributed to her genetics has had brown (Wild), yellow (Simonla) or green (Sonic and Amy Rose) ones.

Maybe her eyes turned blue after an eye infection? That's a thing that happens.

Are those drill hands a kind of mutant power that can be switched off at will, or is she blessed with them always? Because if she has permanent drill-hands, I can imagine she'd get stuff into her eyes a lot. Even if she doesn't - I can imagine a kid with drill-hands powers and parents that don't look very bright is going to drill stuff. So things will get into her eyes. Unless, like her mother, she has a second set of translucent eyelids which are always closed to protect against stuff getting in - in which case maybe her eyes are brown or yellow but something to do with her second eyelids makes them appear blue.

Edit: HOW DO I GO BACK TO THE BEFORE TIMES WHEN I KNEW NONE OF THIS AND I WAS HAPPY?

 

[Trickie]

Maybe her eyes turned blue after an eye infection? That's a thing that happens.

Are those drill hands a kind of mutant power that can be switched off at will, or is she blessed with them always? Because if she has permanent drill-hands, I can imagine she'd get stuff into her eyes a lot. Even if she doesn't - I can imagine a kid with drill-hands powers and parents that don't look very bright is going to drill stuff. So things will get into her eyes. Unless, like her mother, she has a second set of translucent eyelids which are always closed to protect against stuff getting in - in which case maybe her eyes are brown or yellow but something to do with her second eyelids makes them appear blue.

Edit: HOW DO I GO BACK TO THE BEFORE TIMES WHEN I KNEW NONE OF THIS AND I WAS HAPPY?

Sandy's drills appear to be able to split apart and attach to the sides of her wrists at will. How they are attached and whether or not they're even a part of her body, only GodBear knows. She does also have the red eyelids like her mother, but seeing as blue is a primary color, it's doubtful that any color combination with red would make it blue in appearance unless that was some kind of special property. Otherwise, this could raise doubts on whether or not Wild is actually Sandy's father. She doesn't seem to have inherited any of his traits, after all.

 

[4Macie]

Beats me. But he's not on Chris' friends list. Neither is Mer Macie Pantalones, either.

They're friends of friends I think. It was said before that Chris allows friends of friends to post and read stuff. It's his privacy settings. I think Mer Macie Pantalones is friends with Anna.