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^My friend's cat is the same way about hopping on the counter. At least the cat is cute.

Chris believes he is a cute little Rosey these days. Both do draw your awe with cute winks.:tomgirl:

Actually, now that I think about it, the comparison is really apropos. Both believe themselves to be adorable little things that deserve all sorts of extra love and attention but in reality they are hideous blobs of fail.
 
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All you can eat buffets do have their appeal on occasion. And that appeal is not from the quality of the food. When I was in my early 20's every few months me and a few bros would not eat all day, go to an all you can eat buffet, eat 7 or 8 plates of food each, and then spend the rest of the night alternating between the couch and the bathroom.

They're good when you have a ton of people and not an overwhelmingly huge amount of money. My grandfather likes doing this when there's a fairly large group because it's easier than trying to go to a place that charges per plate and it's easier to find something everyone likes. He's also a big Golden Corral fan, although that seems to be par for the course for Golden Corral.
 
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Tim Burton's Simonla Turdhands.
 
Chris also seems to not understand that over time, things change, and it's not about him. If he somehow lives to be 100 years old, he'll still be mad about that Golden Corral, and he'll still expect Sony to be publishing hit games for his PS3.

and he'll still be stuck in the year 2000 trying to relive high school, listening to Britney Spears and stalking still alive Gal Pals, thinking he's still 18
 
and he'll still be stuck in the year 2000 trying to relive high school, listening to Britney Spears and stalking still alive Gal Pals, thinking he's still 18
CWC van Winkel - Chris' Snorlax heritage kicks in and he crashes into slumber until the year 2082. He awakens to a very different world, which he immediately wants put back the way he remembers. He teams up with the head of the Virginia Historical Preservation Society, Livvy Weather, to take on billionaire property developer Clydesdale Cash III in a battle for the soul of a town called Ruckersville...
 
Just wait till the mock trial from the end of book 10 gets clay'd. Chris might need more red clay, lots more.

Y'know, it's almost likely that Chris reenacted this scene in Lego already. He just didn't take pictures of it.
 
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I'd almost be willing to bet that Chris didn't even remember the Simonla drama at first, but was reminded of it when Kim called him out.
You think so? I would have figured he remembered it because the trolls were mean to him for no reason and forced him to try to kill one of his True and Honest creations. Similar to how he resents Greene County, Snyder, and Megan.
 
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Hibachi sounds pretty good. I've eaten at Golden Corral with coworkers before. The food ain't bad but Hibachi was way tastier. Especially their steak, yum. I wonder if Chris has ever eaten steak before, something tells me no. Chewing it wouldn't probably give Chris stress.
 
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You think so? I would have figured he remembered it because the trolls were mean to him for no reason and forced him to try to kill one of his True and Honest creations. Similar to how he resents Greene County, Snyder, and Megan.

I think I'm with you on this. He was bothered enough by the event that he graphically depicted the death of the ones he felt were responsible. You could probably attribute the unusual (for Chris) amount of gore to him wanting to get back at them tit for tat for how they depicted him and his creations, but the attention paid to it makes me think that it got to him quite a bit.
 
Chris also seems to not understand that over time, things change, and it's not about him. If he somehow lives to be 100 years old, he'll still be mad about that Golden Corral, and he'll still expect Sony to be publishing hit games for his PS3.

And that's where the untreated autism kicks into high gear. He cannot conceive of people living lives that have nothing to do with him. We're all actors in his play.
 
And that's where the untreated autism kicks into high gear. He cannot conceive of people living lives that have nothing to do with him. We're all actors in his play.

Too bad for Chrissy his play is a tradgi-comedy.

Good for us though. Chrissy life will stand as a warning to others and entertainment to the rest.
 
If Chris wants to retcon any outside influences, he should start from his first fantasy girlfriend, Sarah Hammer. She did get written out of the continuity when she married William Spicer, but doesn't that already screw up the whole Anchuent Prophecy?

If he was going to retcon it, I could see him still using the Anchuent Prophecy plot, so I'd rectify it by replacing Sarah and Wes, and their transformation trinkets. I'd make it simply that, unbeknownst to Chris, and known only to the old man and Graduon, when Chris recieved the Sonichu Medallion, it created three other medallions to maintain the power balance, and counteract eachother. A Rosechu medallion, a Giovanni medallion and a Robotnik medallion.

An unknown sweetheart-to-be would get the Rosechu medallion, which gives her own Rosechu form comparable to Saramah, but Chris wouldn't meet her for a few episodes. Giovanni's medallion would make his Pokemon stronger, and Robotnik's medallion would increase the strength of his Robot Armada.

Giovanni would want Sonichu for his hybrid Pokemon qualities, and Robotnik would want him as a battery for Metal Sonichu, which he'd use to crush Sonic. Until Sonichu is captured, Metal Sonichu would be a pure robot running on Ring power rather than containing Sonichu as a battery.

Eventually, I'd have Metal Sonichu turn rogue on his creator and steal both the Giovanni medallion and the Robotnik medallion, having the effect of turning him into an Ultra mode, so it creates a nice bit of duality between Sonichu and Metal Sonichu, and would give them both an Ultra Mode for a final showdown.

It's just interesting how tight you can make the story with mostly just the Sonic & Pokemon elements, sans-trolls. When there's a troll in the story, Chris's mind breaks a little and he's so focused on killing the comic troll that he can't even make his story about Sonichu.

But hindsight is 20/20, especially when you don't have a sponge for brains.
 
If he was going to retcon it, I could see him still using the Anchuent Prophecy plot, so I'd rectify it by replacing Sarah and Wes, and their transformation trinkets. I'd make it simply that, unbeknownst to Chris, and known only to the old man and Graduon, when Chris recieved the Sonichu Medallion, it created three other medallions to maintain the power balance, and counteract eachother. A Rosechu medallion, a Giovanni medallion and a Robotnik medallion.

An unknown sweetheart-to-be would get the Rosechu medallion, which gives her own Rosechu form comparable to Saramah, but Chris wouldn't meet her for a few episodes. Giovanni's medallion would make his Pokemon stronger, and Robotnik's medallion would increase the strength of his Robot Armada.

Giovanni would want Sonichu for his hybrid Pokemon qualities, and Robotnik would want him as a battery for \M/ETAL Sonichu, which he'd use to crush Sonic. Until Sonichu is captured, \M/ETAL Sonichu would be a pure robot running on Ring power rather than containing Sonichu as a battery.

Eventually, I'd have \M/ETAL Sonichu turn rogue on his creator and steal both the Giovanni medallion and the Robotnik medallion, having the effect of turning him into an Ultra mode, so it creates a nice bit of duality between Sonichu and \M/ETAL Sonichu, and would give them both an Ultra Mode for a final showdown.

So... The Legend of Zelda essentially, only with a Quadforce, rather than a Triforce.
 
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