TheMonkeyMan
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Johnny Ramone was conservative as hell. Does that mean that he wasn't punk?
NoraReed / Nora Fleck / Nora Reed Heineman-Fleck and the Norasphere - The neverending fuck-ups of a sadistic thumb and tons of white knights
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I've never interacted with Nora Reed, never really posted in this thread, but I found out they have me blocked on twitter and I'm guessing it's cause I follow Notch and of course anyone who does that must be bad.
I can't imagine being that fragile.
I can't imagine being that fragile.
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Here's Nora's "code" for a template bot in a tutorial she wrote, that I probably spent more time formatting for her than she did writing it. When people say this is madlib code, they're right. It's just a set of text strings with a random number generator choosing them. The end.
Code:
{
“please”: [
“please”,
“i command you to”,
“you must”,
“go now and”
],
“have”: [
“have some”,
“drink some”,
“consume”
],
“water”: [
“some water”,
“water”,
“fluids”,
“liquid”
],
“address”: [
“human”,
“friend human”,
“human friend”,
“hu-man”,
“meat-creature”,
“meat-friend”,
“squishy human friend”,
“biofriend”,
“biological being”,
“my friend”,
“my hu-man friend”,
“physical entity”
],
“thanks”: [
“thank you”,
“thank you #address#”,
“thanks”,
“thanks #address#”,
“thank you from a robot who loves you”
],
“hydration”: [
“become hydrated”,
“put water into your mouth-hole”,
“consume this \”water\” that humans require to live”,
“drink hydration”,
“put water into your body so that it will function”,
“drink water so you can maintain your physical form”,
“put liquids into your mouth-hole”
],
“timeto”: [
“it is time to”,
“you must”
],
“standardorigin”: [
“#please# #have# #water#, #address#!”,
“#address#! #please# #have# #water#. #thanks#.”,
“#address#! #timeto# #hydration#.”,
“#timeto# #hydration#, #thanks#.”,
“#address#, #please# #have# #water#.”
],
“origin”: [
“#standardorigin#”
]
}So I decided to make the same bot in Excel.
I actually went and made some changes to Nora's idea to make it more elegant by having it replace "water" and "hydration" with additional liquids inside of existing snippets. This can be expanded infinitely for whatever goofy text strings you want and is in no way difficult or time consuming, it's just string manipulation.So there you go. Nora's super impressive bot code can be done in Microsoft Excel, without even using VBA, because of how basic it is. But don't worry this is still art, even more so than bot making programs, because I'm using something outside the bounds of it's original design to produce something of quality
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So you're gonna upload this to twitter and tag her, right?
Here's Nora's "code" for a template bot in a tutorial she wrote, that I probably spent more time formatting for her than she did writing it. When people say this is madlib code, they're right. It's just a set of text strings with a random number generator choosing them. The end.
Code:{ “please”: [ “please”, “i command you to”, “you must”, “go now and” ], “have”: [ “have some”, “drink some”, “consume” ], “water”: [ “some water”, “water”, “fluids”, “liquid” ], “address”: [ “human”, “friend human”, “human friend”, “hu-man”, “meat-creature”, “meat-friend”, “squishy human friend”, “biofriend”, “biological being”, “my friend”, “my hu-man friend”, “physical entity” ], “thanks”: [ “thank you”, “thank you #address#”, “thanks”, “thanks #address#”, “thank you from a robot who loves you” ], “hydration”: [ “become hydrated”, “put water into your mouth-hole”, “consume this \”water\” that humans require to live”, “drink hydration”, “put water into your body so that it will function”, “drink water so you can maintain your physical form”, “put liquids into your mouth-hole” ], “timeto”: [ “it is time to”, “you must” ], “standardorigin”: [ “#please# #have# #water#, #address#!”, “#address#! #please# #have# #water#. #thanks#.”, “#address#! #timeto# #hydration#.”, “#timeto# #hydration#, #thanks#.”, “#address#, #please# #have# #water#.” ], “origin”: [ “#standardorigin#” ] }
So I decided to make the same bot in Excel.
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So there you go. Nora's super impressive bot code can be done in Microsoft Excel, without even using VBA, because of how basic it is. But don't worry this is still art, even more so than bot making programs, because I'm using something outside the bounds of it's original design to produce something of quality
I think she'd appreciate a fellow bot "artist".
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Here's Nora's "code" for a template bot in a tutorial she wrote, that I probably spent more time formatting for her than she did writing it. When people say this is madlib code, they're right. It's just a set of text strings with a random number generator choosing them. The end.
Code:{ “please”: [ “please”, “i command you to”, “you must”, “go now and” ], “have”: [ “have some”, “drink some”, “consume” ], “water”: [ “some water”, “water”, “fluids”, “liquid” ], “address”: [ “human”, “friend human”, “human friend”, “hu-man”, “meat-creature”, “meat-friend”, “squishy human friend”, “biofriend”, “biological being”, “my friend”, “my hu-man friend”, “physical entity” ], “thanks”: [ “thank you”, “thank you #address#”, “thanks”, “thanks #address#”, “thank you from a robot who loves you” ], “hydration”: [ “become hydrated”, “put water into your mouth-hole”, “consume this \”water\” that humans require to live”, “drink hydration”, “put water into your body so that it will function”, “drink water so you can maintain your physical form”, “put liquids into your mouth-hole” ], “timeto”: [ “it is time to”, “you must” ], “standardorigin”: [ “#please# #have# #water#, #address#!”, “#address#! #please# #have# #water#. #thanks#.”, “#address#! #timeto# #hydration#.”, “#timeto# #hydration#, #thanks#.”, “#address#, #please# #have# #water#.” ], “origin”: [ “#standardorigin#” ] }
So I decided to make the same bot in Excel.
View attachment 232731
So there you go. Nora's super impressive bot code can be done in Microsoft Excel, without even using VBA, because of how basic it is. But don't worry this is still art, even more so than bot making programs, because I'm using something outside the bounds of it's original design to produce something of quality
I actually was able to program a bot designed to spam accusations that Nora had harassed Chloe Sagal in an attempt to provoke the latter and Nora into going at it. They then proceeded to do so anyway, without any impetus from me, because Nora is an insane idiot and Chloe is willing to throw down at the drop of a hat.
One thing I noticed during this is that the scripting language for this shit is virtually identical to how IRC bots are programmed, to the point where the code is, quite literally, interchangable in many cases.
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Nora needs to be in a mental institution alongside Ali Rapp
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But Nora has no empathy for her ideological adversaries. Notice how she mentions, 'real humans', we've seen this with antis & various rat king cohorts. They don't see any partisan disagreements as operating in good faith. Their opposition is just 'garbage people'. She's simultaneously attempting vulnerability and scorn. It's truly strange.
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The people in the ER are doing what everyone who works in a helping profession knows how to do: set and maintain boundaries, both for their own good and the good of the patients. Don't get overly wrapped up in patient issues, because that will lead to burnout.
In the same way that for women, every man is schrodinger's rapist, for health care workers, every mentally ill person -- heck, every patient -- is schrodinger's time and emotion vampire. You don't know which one will bleed you dry, leaving little for yourself or the other patients. So you enforce boundaries and expect the patients to follow them.
That makes sense, actually. Nora expects to be waited on because her father has continually done so.
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Ah yes, that time when she had to interact with actual people in the real world and FREAKED OUT over not being the center of the universe.
Observe the horrors:
....four minutes pass....
She also bogarts a wheelchair and insults a nurse:
In the end, of course, Nora's antics just waste a lot of everybody's time because there's nothing really wrong with her, except self-induced hysteria. Fake Nora wears the fake crown.
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I can't believe she actually went to an ER for that and had the gall to complain about the triage process.
Just call your prescribing doctor, Jesus.
She's so blindingly stupid.
Just call your prescribing doctor, Jesus.
She's so blindingly stupid.
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Wow. "Don't take that tone with me" is a "trigger."
She's a five year old child having a tantrum.
Holy shit. It's finally dawned on me. THAT is what's being "triggered" when they say they feel this horrible wave of anger and nausea and being out of control. It's not PTSD. It's a literal childhood tantrum, brought about in people whose parents never attempted to teach them anything about emotional regulation.
When you're taught it's always ok to have whatever feelings you want, wherever you want, and that the important thing is expressing your emotions authentically -- and that you're always entitled to be heard and taken seriously and treated with kindness -- you never evolve beyond "person in charge said no or was not super nice to me! I can't even think, my entire logic system has been short-circuited!"
That's what happens to literal children. When you say things to them that make them realize they can't win a conflict, they melt down because they don't know how to suck it up and deal. They don't know how to lose gracefully, or how to take a step back and say "you know what, you were right, I'm being an asshole, there are more important things happening in this room right now than my problems."
And all Nora wants is for someone to patiently wait out her tantrum, pat her on the head, and tell her she's a good girl just like when she was in kindergarten. A more painful example of millennial arrested development I've almost never seen.
She's a five year old child having a tantrum.
Holy shit. It's finally dawned on me. THAT is what's being "triggered" when they say they feel this horrible wave of anger and nausea and being out of control. It's not PTSD. It's a literal childhood tantrum, brought about in people whose parents never attempted to teach them anything about emotional regulation.
When you're taught it's always ok to have whatever feelings you want, wherever you want, and that the important thing is expressing your emotions authentically -- and that you're always entitled to be heard and taken seriously and treated with kindness -- you never evolve beyond "person in charge said no or was not super nice to me! I can't even think, my entire logic system has been short-circuited!"
That's what happens to literal children. When you say things to them that make them realize they can't win a conflict, they melt down because they don't know how to suck it up and deal. They don't know how to lose gracefully, or how to take a step back and say "you know what, you were right, I'm being an asshole, there are more important things happening in this room right now than my problems."
And all Nora wants is for someone to patiently wait out her tantrum, pat her on the head, and tell her she's a good girl just like when she was in kindergarten. A more painful example of millennial arrested development I've almost never seen.
Everything about this girl is predicated upon her relationship with her father. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole ENBY thing is a convoluted tomboy phase.
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Notice how, for Ms. Reeeed, the only "cost" she's concerned about is the time spent..... Or the "mental cost". Because daddy pays her bills.
A normal adult would be concerned, at least in part, about getting billed several hundred dollars (if not more, depending on carrier) for a cup of water and one blister pack Xanax pill.
But this doesn't enter her mind, because she's never had to pay her own premiums.
Also: folks regularly wait in ERs for several hours before being taken back, and the same while waiting for results. The time she waited seems pretty speedy to me, which tells us that, like most selfish asses, Nora's impatient.
Shocker, I know.
A normal adult would be concerned, at least in part, about getting billed several hundred dollars (if not more, depending on carrier) for a cup of water and one blister pack Xanax pill.
But this doesn't enter her mind, because she's never had to pay her own premiums.
Also: folks regularly wait in ERs for several hours before being taken back, and the same while waiting for results. The time she waited seems pretty speedy to me, which tells us that, like most selfish asses, Nora's impatient.
Shocker, I know.
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Yeah. Going to the ER instead of urgent care for this kind of garbage pisses off the triage nurses. I'm sure they had very little time for her shit.
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Wasn't this exact tweet predicted on the thread about this shooting?