Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Lunachu]

It's probably just a troll catfishing him.

 

[mugen8]

Very skeptical of him actually having a date. I feel like he mentioned an upcoming date a few weeks ago, only for it to not happen (and the girl possibly having a boyfriend).

 

[Zeorus]

Very skeptical of him actually having a date. I feel like he mentioned an upcoming date a few weeks ago, only for it to not happen (and the girl possibly having a boyfriend).

Just be patient, shipping's a bitch without Amazon Prime.

 

[cumpie]

Date status just deleted. There was no date. More like Russ made an offer and assumed it would be accepted. He does this frequently. Like his "gorgeous model girlfriend" a few weeks back that lasted all of 12 hours.

Lucky for these 9's and 10's, they only date guys who can close their mouths.

 

[SilverSteele]

Is there anyone in this thread that is actual friends with him on facebook? I'd like to know what statuses he doesn't make public.

 

[Wonder Woman]

Very skeptical of him actually having a date. I feel like he mentioned an upcoming date a few weeks ago, only for it to not happen (and the girl possibly having a boyfriend).

She had a boyfriend and possibly a fetus

 

[Staffy]

Does anyone have a clear video or audio of Russhole speaking? What does his voice sound like?


You guys should've really archived the deleted soundcloud gems he put online. Goddamnit. Now we are missing out on some gems.

 

[ln18]

Does anyone have a clear video or audio of Russhole speaking? What does his voice sound like?


You guys should've really archived the deleted soundcloud gems he put online. Goddamnit. Now we are missing out on some gems.

Prepare for a Safari Ride!

[video]Russell Greer/Russell Greer - America's Got Talent - 01-JQ-7BFqMs8A.mp4[/video]

 

[Staffy]

Now that's gold! Oh, man, that part where he started to dance.


Now, if there's a miracle and we can find the song he made with an unfitting dubstep.

 

[CWCissey]

That dancing reminds me of someone...

 

[Peachfuzz]

He posted a screenshot of his royalties to date once and it was like $4 and change. Barely enough to cover his $1 votes for Miss California (also wtf is up with the paid voting system)

He self published through Amazon so he gets 70% of what he sells. According to Novel Rank, he's sold one copy in June. If I recall, there were a few sales when he first put the book out, but my guess he still hasn't sold more than three according to his sales rank on Amazon.

https://www.novelrank.com/asin/1520441509

 

[TheUltimatePickle]

That dancing reminds me of someone...

Except Ian Curtis actually had a disability (severe epilepsy) and still managed to make a seminal album and be a rock pioneer before tragically taking his own life at the age of 23.

Whereas Russel is just a deformed freak who makes shitty generic pop songs, whines on the internet and creeps on Instagram models and hookers.

 

[CWCissey]

Except Ian Curtis actually had a disability (severe epilepsy) and still managed to make a seminal album and be a rock pioneer before tragically taking his own life at the age of 23.

Whereas Russel is just a deformed freak who makes shitty generic pop songs, whines on the internet and creeps on Instagram models and hookers.

Maybe Russ could take a few pointers...

 

[Red Velvet]

Now that's gold! Oh, man, that part where he started to dance.

I just had a flash back to when I used to share a house with a girl back in the day. We'd get white girl wasted on box wine and dance around the living room to the Spice Girls using the same dance moves as Russhole. We called these impromptu performances 'Spac Dancing' and try and one up each other on how retarded the dance move could be.

I am a bit sad there is no date for him on Friday. I was looking forward to a flurry of deranged Facebook posts.

 

[Cripple]

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[video]Russell Greer/Russell Greer - America's Got Talent - 01-JQ-7BFqMs8A.mp4[/video]

Given how 90% of the time you can't understand him I think he gets dates because the woman is nodding at him in confusion and terror as he spits and shoves a rose at her. When she realizes what he actually said later then she's like "hhheeelllll no!"

 

[Riske_boy]

Is there anyone in this thread that is actual friends with him on facebook? I'd like to know what statuses he doesn't make public.

I'm actually friends with him on Facebook all of his posts are public.

 

[LM 697]

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[video]Russell Greer/Russell Greer - America's Got Talent - 01-JQ-7BFqMs8A.mp4[/video]

"World's best ventriloquist," is there anything else where he talks about that? Or was it just a random thing he said for that TV show?
Maybe he meant that with his morbid face he's basically a ventriloquist dummy like Slappy or something.

 

[Smutley]

"World's best ventriloquist," is there anything else where he talks about that? Or was it just a random thing he said for that TV show?

He says it in every video he's made where he tries to get himself booked as some kind of act. Over the course of this thread I'm pretty sure I've watched 3 different videos where he uses that same line which, I've gotta admit, is pretty funny. If only he didn't ruin any charm he might have with his personality.

 

[kcbbq]

"World's best ventriloquist," is there anything else where he talks about that? Or was it just a random thing he said for that TV show?
Maybe he meant that with his morbid face he's basically a ventriloquist dummy like Slappy or something.

He's not moving his lips.

 

[slackjawjoe]

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[video]Russell Greer/Russell Greer - America's Got Talent - 01-JQ-7BFqMs8A.mp4[/video]

Of course legal action was threatened by Admiral Ackbar when that submission video went unnoticed by America's Got Talent. He couldn't understand why a mong spluttering through a painfully depressing "act" like that wasn't inspiring enough to be on the show. Kicking his disability's ass my ass.