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Cthulhupunk has stats for the entire Cthulhu Mythos. The cyberpunk stuff is just so it wouldn't step on Chaosiums toes and is an afterthought.
The only person to ever talk about this book was Spoony on Counter Monkey and his review is just shitty advice about not telling the players what you are running, sperging and Shadowrun glazing. So the obvious question is: is the concept any good?
 
The only person to ever talk about this book was Spoony on Counter Monkey and his review is just shitty advice about not telling the players what you are running, sperging and Shadowrun glazing. So the obvious question is: is the concept any good?
There's ways it could work; the Net is ripe for ghost and cosmic horror, I've sometimes groused about a game centered around microscopic ancient beings infecting cybernetics for lovely body horror, but it would take a pretty skilled GM IMO.
 
Bought Gloomhaven: Jaws of the Lion. A TTRPG-like board game. Think Descent or Hero Quest.

We gathered round to play it, opened the character envelopes, and ...the cards for one of the characters was missing. They have put in the wrong character cards, making that character unplayable.

Contacted customer support (a link to contact for missing components is in the rule book, so this must happen a lot).
 
I lovehate Delta Green. It's a great premise, and the atmosphere is top notch. The problem is that a lot of the adventures, even the popular ones (looking at you, Impossible Landscapes) kinda suck. The writing is inconsistent at best, and the system itself leaves a lot to be desired (it grinds to an absolute halt if you ever have to do something like traditional RPG combat).
Ditto. Old Delta Green used to be pretty cool since it didn't hold your hand during the writing process and kept the lefty lolbert crap to a minimum. The 2nd edition however killed off most of the introduced big bads, reinstated the organization and became an Antifa soapbox because the devs went insane during the 2016 election. I've seen them and their desired customers fear that pro-2A and pro-cop players will gravitate towards Delta Green on Reddit so they display their wokeness fucking everywhere. How bad is it? Imagine a scarecrow in a cornfield and multiply by a hundred! :D DG was always anti-government and anti-GOP because Reagan let aliens abduct US citizens to win the Cold War but never this bad. The organization's biggest martyr was a retired military officer who was a right-winger. I fully expect that legendary NPC to be retconned into a secret drag queen now. At least one of the creators openly hates Lovecraft whose creations put food on his table similar to how Wizards treats Gygax's legacy. This isn't the only page they took out of WOTC's book though because they're rewriting the completely fictional, Cthulhu Mythos tainted Tcho-Tcho race to avoid being called Anti-Azn. One of their more recent works The Good Life is hands down the worst official scenario I can remember. Literal current year TTRPG award bait which borders on actual wartime Yankee propaganda.

1. It's full of plot holes, openly hates White Southerners who don't piss and dance on Confederate graves, rich White people and White Southern cops. TGL was penned by a Homo soypiens named John Scott Tynes, the quintessential self-hating Southerner.
2. The Agents are pitted against another Ghoul community obsessed with living in the past. This is the third one in the game's lore. Y.A.W.N.
3. It drastically changes CoC/old Delta Green Ghoul lore. They only eat for ceremonial and culinary purposes now. One of the huge scenario hooks in the old lore was that NYC's cemeteries have been picked clean and a growing group of starving Ghouls began to hunt and dine on pedestrians, bums, hookers and commuters. TGL's Ghouls are also KKK so they only eat White corpses but nobody knows how they sense any Non-White blood. Their black as midnight colored god Nyogtha however is A-OK with Non-White flesh.
4. This version of Nyogtha is slowly consuming the core of our planet which will eventually cool down but Tynes ignored the doomer cult with the living Swedish troll doll at the helm and went for the usual targets instead.
5. The scenario besmirches an existing family and turns them into monstrous cannibals. The affluent Venables were heavily involved in the Second Klan but it's still a dick move IMHO and could end in a defamation lawsuit.
6. It portrays Stone Mountain Park as some kind of Six (Confederate) Flags even though its real website is chock full of diversity, has zero rebel flags anywhere and the famous carving is basically tucked away.
7. It turns the liberal yuppie, 25% Non-White Druid Hills neighborhood of Atlanta into a cartoonishly absurd, lily-white Neo-Confederate haven. Mind you that DeKalb county where it's located hasn't voted Republican since Reagan and Heels Up Harris won by 80+%. The tunnels under the elite neighborhood hide an ossuary of defiled Union skeletons and a smaller, Dixiefied version of the Lincoln Monument. Jeff Davis with the decapitated head of Lincoln in his hand, gunshot wound and all. This part is so farcical that I was almost expecting gray luxury cars named after the horses of Confederate Generals and expensive TVs blasting Gone with the Wind, Shirley Temple's The Littlest Rebel for the kiddies and Gods and Generals 24/7.
8. One of the red herrings is a conspiracy theory that the Atlanta child murders were committed by White racists and the police doesn't give a fuck about missing pickaninnies.
9. All members of the Druid Hills police are White supremacists and affiliated with various far-right militias.
10. Tynes has never heard of urban exploration or fucking Google Street View in his sad life because one Venable from the younger generation who is currently morphing into a Ghoul is allegedly a student of a Michigan (worst Neo-Confederates ever BTW) boarding school that turns out to be an abandoned nuthouse if the Agents decide to check the address.
11. The Agents receive grenades to blow up their own or their fallen companions' heads to avoid brain consumption therefore memory absorption. Wouldn't it be easier to send in Agents Enrique, Weiwei, Gupta and Jamal who are off the menu?

There's probably more that I forgot. You could riff every second or third page.
 
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(a link to contact for missing components is in the rule book, so this must happen a lot).
It's not uncommon for whatever sorting process companies use to be one card short or somehow duplicate cards get in and it's just generally a good idea to make it easy for consumers to contact them instead of expecting them to figure it out. I'm not sure why you think this is some sort of unthinkable concept.
 
One of the red herrings is a conspiracy theory that the Atlanta child murders were committed by White racists and the police doesn't give a fuck about missing pickaninnies.
IDK how far they go in this book, but in the Labyrinth they suggest that it was actually the ebil huwhite supremacists inside the Atlanta PD.
 
The Agents receive grenades to blow up their own or their fallen companions' heads to avoid brain consumption therefore memory absorption. Wouldn't it be easier to send in Agents Enrique, Weiwei, Gupta and Jamal who are off the menu?

Why aren't they given explosive collars?


Oh, right, it's because the "punch Nazis" crowd is totally humorless.
 
IDK how far they go in this book, but in the Labyrinth they suggest that it
Figures. I have a buddy who desperately wants DG to be good again. Like a battered housewife. But even he reached the point where he just gave up and started pirating their shit because he's sick and tired of the utter hatred Arc Dream feels toward the White middle class.
 
There's ways it could work; the Net is ripe for ghost and cosmic horror, I've sometimes groused about a game centered around microscopic ancient beings infecting cybernetics for lovely body horror, but it would take a pretty skilled GM IMO.
Some of the Mythos races (Mi-go, Insects of Shaggai and their slaves, Tcho-Tcho, Colours out of Space, Serpent Men, Lloigor with their deformed cultists, Ghouls, Nioth-Korghai) would be ideal or at least serviceable antagonists but the rest of the smaller races is sort of fucked. Nyarlathotep's Tick-Tock Man avatar on the other hand would mount the game world.
 
Some of the Mythos races (Mi-go, Insects of Shaggai and their slaves, Tcho-Tcho, Colours out of Space, Serpent Men, Lloigor with their deformed cultists, Ghouls, Nioth-Korghai) would be ideal or at least serviceable antagonists but the rest of the smaller races is sort of fucked. Nyarlathotep's Tick-Tock Man avatar on the other hand would mount the game world.
Mi-Go run organ harvesting rings. Arasaka weaponizes a captive Colour. Serpent Man corpos...
 
The only person to ever talk about this book was Spoony on Counter Monkey and his review is just shitty advice about not telling the players what you are running, sperging and Shadowrun glazing. So the obvious question is: is the concept any good?
If it is, the GURPS book isn’t interested in asking the question. The amount of actual Cthulhupunk content, as opposed to rehashing cyber world or giving GURPS stats for Call of Cthulhu, wouldn’t even make for a good magazine article. 100% of the purpose of the book is GURPS: Mythos Bestiary
 
It's not uncommon for whatever sorting process companies use to be one card short or somehow duplicate cards get in and it's just generally a good idea to make it easy for consumers to contact them instead of expecting them to figure it out. I'm not sure why you think this is some sort of unthinkable concept.
Yeah that's pretty much been a thing since forever. There's generally going to be hiccups with printing services like that. The cards are probably printed in a separate location, packaged and shipped off to be packaged in the box it comes in.
Playstation instrucion manuals had a good amount of little blips like that as well.
I've still got a Saga Frontier 2 manual that the pages were all garbled because they doubled up on the first couple pages through it.
It's like pages 1-12 then pages 1-12 again. But the pages are printed in a long format and stapled in the center. So its a weird repeating mess once you start flipping through.
 
I got you
Wasn't 2019 bad enough?!
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Why would someone run a game that tries to do both if they could run something more popular like Shadowrun and introduce Lovecraftian vibes or run a Pulp Cthulhu game with some cyberpunk gadgets or something similar but less niche?
Some people love GURPS, others are hipsters and avoid the big games, a significant percentage of players wants a cyberpunk TTRPG with 2-5 supplements instead of 25 and the crowd I'm a semi-vocal member of thinks Shadowrun is completely ridiculous. It has its bug spirits but I believe that Dark Conspiracy which I don't know that much about TBH does Lovecraftian better. But a chunk of people want Great Cthulhu in their games, not the bootleg.

I have a mixed relationship with pure cyberpunk TTRPGs. I become interested in them from time to time and am slowly finishing the movies on my list compiled from IMDB but I don't want something lore heavy like CP RED or a TTRPG that's too crunchy like Cyberspace and the interest dies after a while until it rises like a phoenix. It's all so tiresome.
 
It's not uncommon for whatever sorting process companies use to be one card short or somehow duplicate cards get in and it's just generally a good idea to make it easy for consumers to contact them instead of expecting them to figure it out. I'm not sure why you think this is some sort of unthinkable concept.
It's not unthinkable. It's just never happened in my 15 years or so playing euro games. It's also the first time I've seen a rulebook include a box out with contact details explicitly for missing pieces.
 
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