🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

Kofi Drinka said:
Where's the evidence it's true though? If you date someone for 7 months, see them weekly and they smash you in the face you will always have a bruised face. Bruises take a while to heal and she's shown no facial bruising in any pictures.
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She would be very ill advised to post selfies in this thread, and let's be real here: If she showed evidence of bruises, all of you wankers would say that it proved nothing and call her a bpd whatever, yawn
 
We're very much in the ALLEDGEDLY phase but...
Zoomers are physically incapable of being normal, it would seem.
All he had to do is keep making kiwitube slop, he could distance himself from the Farms and any adjacent controversy as much as he would like and rake in mucho dinero. But no, that would be too simple wouldn't it? You gotta be a sex pest too. And now there's a non zero chance his Turkey is getting leaked to the Internet all because he couldn't keep his Tom in the Dark
 
And when you gaze too long into the allegations, the allegations gaze back...

I remember a time where online activity was like some shit you did in Vegas. What happened there, stayed there. When I was a lad I sent a probably illegal picture of my junk (I may have been 16 or 17) to a hoe who was like 6 years older because she asked for it. Oops. Now it's just a funny story. People used to meet up and do weird shit, but again, it stayed between them.
That's not how it works anymore.

Internet communication after like 2014 is an actual nightmare. If you happen to be young and reading this, I'm telling you now that you are not safe. Don't engage with people who are chronically online. I don't care how fine the e-hoe is, or how cool the YouTuber is. Touch some grass, play a sport, date that chick on the lacrosse team or whatever. Don't fuck with people who spend 85% of their time online, even if you are one of them. You don't share an interest with them, you share a maladjustment.
 
Otis Mallebrok said:
She would be very ill advised to post selfies in this thread, and let's be real here: If she showed evidence of bruises, all of you wankers would say that it proved nothing and call her a bpd whatever, yawn
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Ill advised to post selfies when she just outed a guy she claims filmed her fucking him? Tom is going to release pictures of them either way. He's going to try to defend himself and most likely will be showing lots of photos of them together if they exist. And the more he shows without her having a scratch on her the more people will side with him. And then any future allegations fall flat because someone cried wolf without backing it up.

She has proven nothing. She has a couple of phone recordings (with no evidence it's him. We live in a world of AI voices and bad phone call soundalikes). "I'm stronger than I thought and didn't mean to hold you that hard" "yea you nearly broke my arm hehe" is not evidence of him slapping her around. Some times people do accidentally hold each other too hard. It's not abusive,

I believe she dated Tom, or at least met up with him a few times. But there's no evidence of wrong doing and I don't trust jilted exs and mysterious 2nd exs. How would you even find your ex's past partners? The photo with the bruise is a different woman and she has not posted any evidence of being in a relationship with Tom.

I'm a wanker for asking for more evidence for a serious accusations? Should we believe all Tinder thots? "I matched with an e-celeb and he promised to marry me!" is BPD 101. Where hook ups think they're something special and aren't. Then throw around serious accusations. I want evidence of any woman's claim a man was abusive towards her. It's an easy accusation and it's a very dangerous one. You can blur out all of your face except the bruised part. Show multiple photos of different facial bruising and you've proven the point.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
Maybe he couldn't get off without watching porn he made, but then why is he fucking you every week?
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He cannot maintain an erection unless it's viewed POV through a 1080p phone screen with his jabber on full display.
He has to see his own penis through a small monitor to get an erection.
I have no idea what sexuality this is. Maybe it's zoomers.
 
AltisticRight said:
He cannot maintain an erection unless it's viewed POV through a 1080p phone screen with his jabber on full display.
He has to see his own penis through a small monitor to get an erection.
I have no idea what sexuality this is. Maybe it's zoomers.
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Do you think he keeps the videos in a folder called "Turkey Tom's Greatest Hits"?
 
Otis Mallebrok said:
She would be very ill advised to post selfies in this thread, and let's be real here: If she showed evidence of bruises, all of you wankers would say that it proved nothing and call her a bpd whatever, yawn
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I mean if she showed these bruises it will prove she's retarded for not going to the police first but instead going to Kiwifarms way later
 
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AltisticRight said:
He cannot maintain an erection unless it's viewed POV through a 1080p phone screen with his jabber on full display.
He has to see his own penis through a small monitor to get an erection.
I have no idea what sexuality this is. Maybe it's zoomers.
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That's the real question. He can only goon to his own porn but does he finish in the recording? This is like a chicken-egg problem for gooning.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
Should we believe all Tinder thots?
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When the vast majority of 'youtuber crashes and burns' tales begin with a jaded ex, I choose to believe all women purely because it's funny. But it's healthy to be a sceptical, I'd say give it time and truth will out.
I have a feeling that the porn induced erectile dysfunction thing is probably not wrong. Internet addicted zoomers are into some whack shit. Whether or not he bashed her about is unclear. Wouldn't be surprised if he tried choking her or otherwise tried to replicate something he saw in his goon adventures because that's something zoomers like doing for some reason.
 
Null said:
That's the real question. He can only goon to his own porn but does he finish in the recording? This is like a chicken-egg problem for gooning.
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thats why gooners have extra monitors. its kind of like a sourdough starter situation but with ejaculate
 
Fireman Sam said:
I have a feeling the porn induced erectile dysfunction is probably not wrong. Internet addicted zoomers are into some whack shit.
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I wonder how common it is for zoomer sexuality to be warped by porn, where they need to stimulate a specific fetish idea to get off. Instead of the physical stimulation it's turned into a mental/visual stimulation. So you turn male sexuality into female sexuality through too much porn exposure. It's an interesting idea.

AltisticRight said:
Maybe, but we're still waiting to see his greatest hits.
(Those with autism: I mean photo proof of his abuse. Yes, I know this joke is nasty and I don't care lol sneed.)
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It's too late now after the allegation. But if he did record you fucking without your permission that's very illegal. You can take him to the police and they would take his phone to check for evidence. And if it's full of videos of him fucking and beating up women he's screwed. It's strange to make the accusations, want revenge and then come to the farms.

Do you think we'll get a 2027 Christmas album? The best of Turkey Tom's Gooner Choir? Featuring Dante from devil may cry.
 
I fucking hate autists. Two women come to the site to feed us gossip, and instead of just letting them talk, they start saying dumb retarded autistic stuff. NOBODY CARES IF YOU THINK RAPE IS GOOD, OR IF YOU HATE BPD WOMEN! NOBODY GIVES A FUCK! God, I hate them so much.
 
Even if this is just some jilted exes posting embarrassing stuff for the laughs and he hasn't done anything legally wrong am I supposed to be up in arms that a man who made a career out of talking about people's dirty laundry has it turned back on him? "What is the point of them leaking all this info?" I am sure dozens of the people in Tom's various videos and livestreams said the same. You live by the sword you die by the sword.
 
sacramento89 said:
I am not alleging anything illegal or saying it was revenge porn or anything, what i meant was he wouldn't ask before and proceed take his phone out mid sexual activity to film I sometimes wouldnt notice till like 15-30 seconds after he started filming. I have no idea if this is illegal or not but yeah he wouldnt ask before. reached out to an ex gf of his, he would do the same thing to her. the blackmail he has on his computer is phone calls and texts i believe, most of them are from his ex girlfriend named Kai. Here is a picture from when we matched on tinder, dont have the messages from when we matched anymore
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I just read your post where you claimed not to know who he was when you matched with him. Why would you screenshot a match screen on a random dude?

For the Kiwis who don't use dating apps: on Tinder this "You Matched" notification only appears when you initially match then disappears.
 
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