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- May 27, 2013
It's just things like this that show how much of a whiny bitch Phil really is.
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Here's how his Friday the 13th streams are going:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/874829223009103872 (http://archive.is/zJA8v)
Here's a few choice tweets:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/875244907031605248 (http://archive.is/Endwm)
Maybe not screeching like a fucking baby every time you lose at a video game would fix that.
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/875105426504863744 (http://archive.is/pavdW)
Losing hair as you get older isn't anything to be ashamed of. Though maybe if you managed your money a little better you could afford a hair transplant to offset your genetics for a few years.
He throws his parents under the bus for it. Because of course.
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/875104994793590786 (http://archive.is/DLLnE)
Here's how his Friday the 13th streams are going:
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/874829223009103872 (http://archive.is/zJA8v)
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I imagine if Phil was in a horror movie situation he'd be the first to die, and he'd probably die before the killer even showed up due to something really fucking stupid. Like the killer walks into the house and begins plotting how he's going to kill everyone, when suddenly he finds Phil's body on the kitchen floor after he accidentally drank drain cleaner thinking it was soda. The killer would just shake his head in pity and then continue on with his killing spree.Here's how his Friday the 13th streams are going:
he's going not going to like when he discovers there's friendly fire.
Was that game available on any sort of home console prior to this? I was sure it was some kind of port of a console game.
If so, why didn't Phil ever make a "Super Street Fighter Turbo" marathon as one of his Patreon goals? Or even just occasionally do one during a slow month. It's supposed to be his game, right? Wouldn't his fans love to see him play it?
Edit: yup, the Amiga and the Gameboy Advanced. Lazy ass should have capitalised on that.
Why do I have this feeling that it's going to happen more than once
That'll teach me to not read spoiler titles before I click them.Another day, another skipped shower. He looks like a backwoods yokel with only one tooth.
That'll teach me to not read spoiler titles before I click them.
Edit: that person commenting is either thirsty as fuck or a terrible catfish.
Those are not pecs. Phil has gyno in his chest...compounded by muscular atrophy at this point from chronic inactivity.Pecs, not tits.
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