Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Florence]

I take great pleasure in noting that nobody here's dropped dead thanks to the Curse of YHUH yet.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I'm still dealing with legal drama. The copyright lawsuit she filed against me is still going on. Hopefully its going to be dismissed next week. I found out online that she had a speeding ticket a month ago. so I secretly paid for it. Cost me $200. It was worth it though to convey what I wanted to convey. Now the ball is in her court if she gets me in further legal trouble or not. But she knows what will happen if she gets me in trouble. I am trying to make some money on Amazon turk before I apply for a real job. I have decided to sell my land and invest it in stocks. I believe I will become rich through wise stock investments eventually. I will begin seeing a therapist next month at the request of my dad.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I found out online that she had a speeding ticket a month ago. so I secretly paid for it. Cost me $200. It was worth it though to convey what I wanted to convey.

your feelings for tamar only worth $200?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

It's all i had. My bank account is down to 80 cents.

I don't have a job. I get money only very sparingly.

 

[Status Autisticus]

I'm still dealing with legal drama. The copyright lawsuit she filed against me is still going on. Hopefully its going to be dismissed next week. I found out online that she had a speeding ticket a month ago.

I believe I will become rich through wise stock investments eventually.

Please don't tell me this is a prosperity gospel thing.

I will begin seeing a therapist next month at the request of my dad.

Heartily endorsed.

 

[Begemot]

I don't have a job. I get money only very sparingly.

Was it worth giving your last $200 to a woman who actively despises you? A more intemperate fellow than myself would call you a 'cuck'. I won't because I still don't see what you get out of this strange one-sided relationship.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

No its not a prosperity gospel thing. I plan on investing in high dividend stocks. 10% value. If I can get a job and make $35,000 per year, I can invest $25,000 in 10% dividend paying stocks. In four years, I'd be making $10,000 in dividends, which I'd be reinvesting back into the stocks. At that rate, it would take less than three years to be making $20,000 in dividends. Then in two years, I'd make $30,000 in dividends. Thus, in 10 years, I'd have $300,000 invested with $30,000 in dividends. It keeps rising the more and more you invest. Within 20 years, I'll be a millionaire.

 

[Tempest]

@tamarlover how is your situation at home currently?

 

[Florence]

If I can get a job and make $35,000 per year

Not enough ratings in the world, mate.

No its not a prosperity gospel thing. I plan on investing in high dividend stocks. 10% value. If I can get a job and make $35,000 per year, I can invest $25,000 in 10% dividend paying stocks. In four years, I'd be making $10,000 in dividends, which I'd be reinvesting back into the stocks. At that rate, it would take less than three years to be making $20,000 in dividends. Then in two years, I'd make $30,000 in dividends. Thus, in 10 years, I'd have $300,000 invested with $30,000 in dividends. It keeps rising the more and more you invest. Within 20 years, I'll be a millionaire.

Was it a Mr. Ponzi who suggested this to you?

 

[Cato]

@tamarlover - What kind of work were you intending to look for to earn the $35,000 salary?

Also, welcome back to the thread.

 

[Status Autisticus]

No its not a prosperity gospel thing. I plan on investing in high dividend stocks. 10% value. If I can get a job and make $35,000 per year, I can invest $25,000 in 10% dividend paying stocks. In four years, I'd be making $10,000 in dividends, which I'd be reinvesting back into the stocks. At that rate, it would take less than three years to be making $20,000 in dividends. Then in two years, I'd make $30,000 in dividends. Thus, in 10 years, I'd have $300,000 invested with $30,000 in dividends. It keeps rising the more and more you invest. Within 20 years, I'll be a millionaire.

Doesn't seem to show a lot of understanding of risk of high yield investments.

And given our current sociopolitical and eschatological situation ...

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Was it worth giving your last$200 to a woman who actively despises you? A more intemperate fellow than myself would call you a 'cuck'. I won't because I still don't see what you get out of this strange one-sided relationship.

It was worth it for the message it conveys to her.

 

[Cato]

It was worth it for the message it conveys to her.

That you're still stalking her?

 

[Begemot]

It was worth it for the message it conveys to her.

She's taking legal action against you. She utterly despises you. You're not going to be able to buy her love, mate. It hasn't worked in the past and it won't work now.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

Does all of this sound familiar Andrew? O_O

Andrew we've been talking for months now about all these hairbrained plans on how you an to win her over or prevent legal action or just about everything with Tamar. And I am constantly telling you talking to her is a bad idea, threatening her is a bad idea, paying her bills also a bad idea. Do you understand she can use all of that to keep the restraining order or worse out you in jail!? It doesn't seem like you want to listen to me so maybe if I said it here it's get to the point. Andrew, it's a terrible terrible idea to get in contact with her. I can assure she will use all of these things against you and you will be prosecuted because of it. Please, for the love of God you need to understand.

 

[OtterParty]

I'm still dealing with legal drama. The copyright lawsuit she filed against me is still going on. Hopefully its going to be dismissed next week. I found out online that she had a speeding ticket a month ago. so I secretly paid for it. Cost me $200. It was worth it though to convey what I wanted to convey. Now the ball is in her court if she gets me in further legal trouble or not. But she knows what will happen if she gets me in trouble. I am trying to make some money on Amazon turk before I apply for a real job. I have decided to sell my land and invest it in stocks. I believe I will become rich through wise stock investments eventually. I will begin seeing a therapist next month at the request of my dad.

but if you secretly paid for it how will she know it was you?

 

[Curt Sibling]

It was worth it for the message it conveys to her.

Hopefully, she'll spend it on a lovely dinner and romantic evening with the man she actually loves, and not you.

 

[Begemot]

but if you secretly paid for it how will she know it was you?

Then he can't gloat over his puerile actions to a forum of complete strangers.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Hopefully, she'll spend it on a lovely dinner and romantic evening with the man she actually loves, and not you.

If she has extra money to use to spend it on a lovely dinner and romantic evening with the man she loves, then I am glad I was able to help.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

If she has extra money to use to spend it on a lovely dinner and romantic evening with the man she loves, then I am glad I was able to help.

How pissed are your parents going to be when they find out you're posting here again, regailing us with more fantastic tales of stalking and lack of logical thinking? And about selling off the land and investing it into stocks? I KNOW we've been over the complete lack of worth that land has. How could you possibly think that could work?