Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Yessss yyyyyeeessss.

But does this mean the Judge Judy show trawls lol sites for guests? That would explain a few things.

No, they trawl records to see who's recently filed something in small claims. That means that ol' Russ here did actually file the suit.

 

[Barbarella]

Yessss yyyyyeeessss.

But does this mean the Judge Judy show trawls lol sites for guests? That would explain a few things.

No, they go through small claims suits that have been filed. Those are public record. They pull out the interesting sounding ones and send letters to both parties. If both agree, they move on to the next step.

Don't ask me how I know. .

That poor producer, it must be super boring looking for potential cases.

 

[The Dude]

Nah, he'll still end up with his own planet full of 9 and 10/10s because blonde Jesus.

No he won't. Russhole hasn't been keeping the covenants he made when he was a member. He'll end up in the Terrestrial or Telestial Kingdom when he dies.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

No he won't. Russhole hasn't been keeping the covenants he made when he was a member. He'll end up in the Terrestrial or Telestial Kingdom when he dies.

Does he wear his temple garments, do you think? I haven't been able to make out the "little smile" in any of his pics.

 

[The Dude]

Does he wear his temple garments, do you think? I haven't been able to make out the "little smile" in any of his pics.

Doubtful. He's turned his back on the Church for whores.

 

[Vandy]

That would be epic. I would love to see Judge Judy's faces she makes for this one.

Then he'll try to sue her for making any facial expressions that he'll immediately accuse of making fun of him with.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

No he won't. Russhole hasn't been keeping the covenants he made when he was a member. He'll end up in the Terrestrial or Telestial Kingdom when he dies.

I think Telestial is the best he can do if he doesn't repent. But my guess is if he starts taking things a step further, he's well on his way to being banished to Outer Darkness with the other sons of perdition.

 

[Wonder Woman]

Then he'll try to sue her for making any facial expressions that he'll immediately accuse of making fun of him with.

Forget her facial expressions, she'll flat out call him a dumbass.

 

[xyrichard]

I just registered an account to share a copy of Russell's 'October's Uprising'. I'm only on the third page, but it's pretty damn (unintentionally) hilarious.

So as a newbie here let me ask: is there anyone else as rewarding to read about as Russell? Has Russell spoiled me for all other lolcows?

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I just registered an account to share a copy of Russell's 'October's Uprising'. I'm only on the third page, but it's pretty damn (unintentionally) hilarious.

So as a newbie here let me ask: is there anyone else as rewarding to read about as Russell? Has Russell spoiled me for all other lolcows?

Personally, I recommend Lucas Werner. His and Russell s are the only threads I couldn't put down, reading them in one fell swoop.

They have similar reactions to being rejected by women, really, but different enough to be individually interesting.

Plus Werner has his own crazy. You will learn more than you ever wanted to about telomerase if you read his thread.

 

[xyrichard]

Cool, thanks. I'll get started now.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I just registered an account to share a copy of Russell's 'October's Uprising'. I'm only on the third page, but it's pretty damn (unintentionally) hilarious.

So as a newbie here let me ask: is there anyone else as rewarding to read about as Russell? Has Russell spoiled me for all other lolcows?

Russell is great, but there are some other excellent ones on display.

SecretGamerGrrl is good if you're interested in utter, unbelivable delusion. John S. Bulla is a good example of straight up madness. Eden Belmont's thread is worth reading if you have a strong stomach. If you have the time and dedication, Nick Bate's thread/s are probably the cream of the crop. And if you're a total, unbridled sperg (Like most of us) Brianna Wu's threads are interesting.

 

[Cryin RN]

Hilarious that he doxxed himself.

There's no chance he's going to make it on Queen Judge Judy. 1. He's too visibly disabled to play well on camera - Russell can't look good, but will absolutely threaten to sue the producers because of it, whether it airs or not... and 2. Swift's people won't even send her personal dishwasher to rep them. Better shit to do. The highest-tier celeb I've seen take a JJ episode was a mom from Little People Big World.

 

[CWCissey]

I just registered an account to share a copy of Russell's 'October's Uprising'. I'm only on the third page, but it's pretty damn (unintentionally) hilarious.

So as a newbie here let me ask: is there anyone else as rewarding to read about as Russell? Has Russell spoiled me for all other lolcows?

Guilliame 'Sophie' LaBelle is one of my faves. Mostly for the edits, but the cow himself is extremely delusional.

 

[cumpie]

Omg, Russ going on Judge Judy would be the greatest day in American history.

 

[Zeorus]

Nah. He's have to either be Hitler/Stalin/Pol Pot levels of evil or have "held all the keys to the Kingdom of Glory" meaning being a leading Church Authority and turned apostate to be banished to Outer Darkness since he obviously wasn't part of the Third of the Host that sided with Lucifer in the Pre-Existence. He basically is an apostate, but it's not like he was the President of the Church or one of the Quorum of the Twelve or anything, so his sins can still be forgiven through the atonement of Christ even if he doesn't repent in this life, just like anyone else alive he will be given a chance to atone for his sins in the hereafter. But the Celestial Kingdom and the Final Glory will be kept from him unless he completely repents his sins and comes back to the Church. At least, that's what we believe in the LDS faith.

This. The general attitude toward outer darkness is that it exists but so few people will go there that it's not often worth talking about. It still gets brought up from time to time because it's the closest thing to Hell that we believe in, though.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Nah. He's have to either be Hitler/Stalin/Pol Pot levels of evil or have "held all the keys to the Kingdom of Glory" meaning being a leading Church Authority and turned apostate to be banished to Outer Darkness since he obviously wasn't part of the Third of the Host that sided with Lucifer in the Pre-Existence. He basically is an apostate, but it's not like he was the President of the Church or one of the Quorum of the Twelve or anything, so his sins can still be forgiven through the atonement of Christ even if he doesn't repent in this life, just like anyone else alive he will be given a chance to atone for his sins in the hereafter. But the Celestial Kingdom and the Final Glory will be kept from him unless he completely repents his sins and comes back to the Church. At least, that's what we believe in the LDS faith.

True, true... And he hasn't gone out of his way to decry the church (...kind of?) and try to go out of his way to destroy it or lead people astray, I'll give him that. But I do have to wonder how much of the doctrine he really and truly believes in anymore if he was so upset over being told by his bishop that he may never marry in this life. His faith wasn't that strong to begin with when all he was thinking about was girls and being "discriminated" against practically every waking minute, and going to a strip club on his mission (that he wasn't worthy to serve) was sacrilege of him to do. It'd be really surprising if he wasn't sent home for that because it meant no one found out or confessed to it to their mission leaders.

I honestly do wonder exactly what his family ward thinks of him, particularly the Scout leaders. His bishop I'll assume has no ill thoughts toward him and will be there to meet with him if he ever decides to repent, but everyone else might be a slightly different story.

 

[Zeorus]

True, true... And he hasn't gone out of his way to decry the church (...kind of?) and try to go out of his way to destroy it or lead people astray, I'll give him that. But I do have to wonder how much of the doctrine he really and truly believes in anymore if he was so upset over being told by his bishop that he may never marry in this life. His faith wasn't that strong to begin with when all he was thinking about was girls and being "discriminated" against practically every waking minute, and going to a strip club on his mission (that he wasn't worthy to serve) was sacrilege of him to do. It'd be really surprising if he wasn't sent home for that because it meant no one found out or confessed to it to their mission leaders.

I honestly do wonder exactly what his family ward thinks of him, particularly the Scout leaders. His bishop I'll assume has no ill thoughts toward him and will be there to meet with him if he ever decides to repent, but everyone else might be a slightly different story.

This sort of thing is what makes a Russ a perfect mix of horrorcow and sadcow for me.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

I think Telestial is the best he can do if he doesn't repent. But my guess is if he starts taking things a step further, he's well on his way to being banished to Outer Darkness with the other sons of perdition.

Seriously. What's the point of Outer Darkness if you can't throw people like this there? Sometimes you just gotta be firm, Mormon Jesus, so people don't take advantage of your generosity.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Apologies if this has already been uploaded, but seems his change of heart in favour of forgiveness has already started to lapse. I hope this hot girl that has hurt him by not going on this imaginary date feels really bad about herself...

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