Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."
 
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There was an episode of Botched where a woman's nose was bit off by a dog. She went to a friends house sat down on couch dog jumped onto her lap went to her face as if to lick it next she knows nose is gone and blood is everywhere.
 
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Regardless of the fact that all these Pit-hero posts are total AI slop, it’s easy to dismiss the entire premise. So a woman pulled her child away from your dog. Maybe she even did whisper “dangerous dog.” But it’s her right as a parent to keep her child from any situation she deems unsafe. A strange dog in public is not a safe situation, especially for a small child, and it’s good to teach your child to be wary. And did we learn nothing from “I have a puppy in my car” child abduction PSAs? Myself, I know that “service” animals are often an attention grab from the handler, and I don’t want to get trapped talking to a self-important munchie who probably won’t even let my kid pet the dog in the first place. On top of that it is a pain to be in a rush, get into that situation, and then have to find a place to wash hands because dogs are in fact dirty
 
Maybe it's confirmation bias because we have seen a load of them ITT recently, but I'd be interested to know who is making these AI hero pibble posts. Are they a brand new thing or just new to me bc I don't use Facebook? Like, have they been there right from when AI got widespread or have they only just started popping up? What's the deal?
 
Maybe it's confirmation bias because we have seen a load of them ITT recently, but I'd be interested to know who is making these AI hero pibble posts. Are they a brand new thing or just new to me bc I don't use Facebook? Like, have they been there right from when AI got widespread or have they only just started popping up? What's the deal?
They seem to be a brand new thing. Like within this last week or so.

No idea who's making them, but I saw one the other day about a Presa Canario (another massive bloodsport breed) Fire Rescue dog killed in the line of duty fighting a wildfire and people were believing it.

Apparently that one was actually an AI rewrite of an article about a German Shepherd rescue dog, with all mentions of breed replaced to be about the bloodsport dog.
 
I walk a lot and I’ve noticed most non pitbull dogs now wear anti bite vests in my neighborhood. In my side of the country it seems like retard pit owners are finally leashing their monsters more.
We don’t have as many pits around as we did even a year ago but whenever I do see a pit it’s a being walked by a skinny white woman who is really at the pits mercy.

Whenever a pit walker comes near someone with a normal dog, the normie dog owners change walking paths entirely.

I dunno, makes me hopeful that people are more openly weary of the shitbulls. It was NOT the case until recently
 
They seem to be a brand new thing. Like within this last week or so.

No idea who's making them, but I saw one the other day about a Presa Canario (another massive bloodsport breed) Fire Rescue dog killed in the line of duty fighting a wildfire and people were believing it.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is a new tactic by the "Best Friends Animal Society," an offshoot of The Process Church of the Final Judgment, a literal Satanic cult founded by ex-Scientologists, which has largely been behind the scam propaganda in support of these demonic murder dogs.

If this sounds like a schizopost, look it up. It's entirely true and well documented.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if this is a new tactic by the "Best Friends Animal Society," an offshoot of The Process Church of the Final Judgment, a literal Satanic cult founded by ex-Scientologists, which has largely been behind the scam propaganda in support of these demonic murder dogs.

If this sounds like a schizopost, look it up. It's entirely true and well documented.
Is this the one you mentioned a long time ago as having ties to the Charles Manson cult? I've recently been trying to remember it's name.
 
Is this the one you mentioned a long time ago as having ties to the Charles Manson cult? I've recently been trying to remember it's name.
That's the one. They sued Ed Sanders, the author of The Family, and got the chapter on Manson's alleged involvement in The Process cult removed from subsequent editions.

They've carried over all their weirdness from their satanic cult into pit bull rescue.
 
That's the one. They sued Ed Sanders, the author of The Family, and got the chapter on Manson's alleged involvement in The Process cult removed from subsequent editions.

They've carried over all their weirdness from their satanic cult into pit bull rescue.
In the wikipedia article it mentions them having lot's of German sherpards and of them sacrificing them in blood rituals. Now I'm extra curious on the people responsible for the show breed standards if they are related and purposely do the breeding to destroy pure breeds.
 
In the wikipedia article it mentions them having lot's of German sherpards and of them sacrificing them in blood rituals. Now I'm extra curious on the people responsible for the show breed standards if they are related and purposely do the breeding to destroy pure breeds.

There's a crackpot book by crackpot author Maury Terry that claims that ALL the serial killers of the mid 20th century have ties to the Process, including Manson of course but also the Son of Sam who was inspired by a barking dog (see, get it? A BARKING DOG. It's so fucking obvious even though Sam was a Labrador not a GSD. If you still don't get it, try some of this lovely blond Lebanese hash and it will all make sense). If you still don't believe me, German Shepherds were noted within a few miles of EACH of the crimes. Explain THAT. Ignore that they were in the top 5 most popular breeds at the time, that's probably also part of the conspiracy.

The book is called The Ultimate Evil. It's a mashup of 80s Satanic Panic and pure stoner idiocy. If you can find a copy, it's a fun read.

I don't exactly know how you get a random bunch of violent mentally ill murderers to join together in a global conspiracy to kill random strangers without screaming the details to every lamp post and park bench that The Process made me do it, but there you go.

The Process people used to go around recruiting in their signature blue capes. I miss the 70s, where it was possible to be unselfconsciously weirder than Scientology's body routers and their pink personality tests (guaranteed to fail and only Scientology courses can save your life).

Did I mention that I'm old?
 
If you still don't believe me, German Shepherds were noted within a few miles of EACH of the crimes. Explain THAT
That's the same logic as the "news" story I saw a few months crying that the favorite color of almost all serial killers is blue! You know, only the most popular favorite color ever.

I just want to remind those kinds of retards of two things: correlation doesn't equal causation, and the post hoc ergo proper hoc fallacy.
 
Here's that AI story about the heroic rescue dog. This time it's a pitbull. In a uniform.

When I first saw it, the dog was a Presa Canario. Apparently it's been a Cane Corso too.

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A lot of these are being spread around by "Pitbull lovers" which seems to be a bot page spreading AI pit stuff all over.

It's hilarious how many people believe this is real:

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The book is called The Ultimate Evil. It's a mashup of 80s Satanic Panic and pure stoner idiocy. If you can find a copy, it's a fun read.
I'd definitely read this with a grain of salt. There's actually some interesting information in there but it's buried under mountains of bullshit.
 
Aren't USPS mail carriers allowed to be armed? That video is one more reason to despise pitbulls.
If they aren't, they should be. Not just for dogs, but for wild animals too in rural areas, and also because some people be craycray. Anyone going door to door for any reason should carry, because you just never know what you'll find.
 
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