Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph posted this photo on her TikTok, letting the app choose the song. It's too fucking on the nose. My god damn sides.

I urge you to listen to it, but it's NSFW. The shock of hearing those lyrics set to that face made me lose it. If for some reason you can't listen:

Spoiler: Lyrics

I be jerkin' on the toilet whilst I'm shittin',
I started goin' soft but you know that I'm not quittin.
I been goonin' non stop ever since my uncle taught me,
When I see a child I start jerkin' it at top speed.

Why the fuck would you post this. If it was truly generated by TikTok or intentionally chosen, on an app mainly for children, she is waving a red flag. I laughed until I wheezed.

The choice of photo, fucking hell. TikTok knows that's the face of someone who jerks off to children whilst shitting.

Talking of shittin':

I don't think having diarrhea whilst detained by ICE would be a laugh riot. Such a bad taste joke. I guess some parking lot weeds wrecked her guts. Probably all the dog piss and car fumes on them.


Ahhh, womb wizard and confused boner... Good times!


Make your own ice tea, it's not hard and you don't have to give Bezos money for cases of bougie drinks. Some great points and advice given in the comments. Will she listen? Of course not. She has convinced herself that she lives in a food desert.


Listening to your favourite bands and watching similar movies to ones you enjoy doesn't mean you're simply a fan or have a preference, it's your autism getting worse.


She really does read into everything.


LMAO. Remember the time when your elderly neighbour came into your apartment and begged for money? How you hid in the bathroom having a meltdown and self harmed? Not exactly Viking behaviour, was it?

She is being a total nana today:

Aww, nana, wrap yourself in a blanket and get a hot drink. I don't need to know how your dinner 'destroyed' you though x


Stop being a cat pedo, basically.


She actually pays someone to get her hair cut like He-Man. She chooses to have that haircut.



She can't keep away from a slapfight. She's jonesing for another.

As a bonus, here are some of the further replies she got to her TikTok misinformation video, which she still hasn't taken down btw. It's almost like she wants more slapfights.

I love how Seeadler's comment has 26 likes, whilst her comment has none.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Talking of shittin':

I don't think having diarrhea whilst detained by ICE would be a laugh riot. Such a bad taste joke. I guess some parking lot weeds wrecked her guts. Probably all the dog piss and car fumes on them.

TFW you listen to the old hippies and the ancient Aztec ghosts about morning glory seeds, but you ignore the ancestor-spirits of the Heathen Chinee.

IIRC Erowid is pretty clear on the diarrhea. I'm surprised Stephanie managed to take enough of any plant to feel any effect; usually her deal is overpriced "tinctures."

 

[JaneThough]

Yes indeed, it was Errol Lindsey’s sister Rita Isbell. And she is in fact the one mentioned in Staph’s fic…

Oooo if I were a neghole pozzer…

But again I choose not to poo touch not just because it’s gay and to protect Staph, I do it as not to further traumatize Rita. That said, omg what id give to see her go off on Staph.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

I would say she needs some hobbies, but that's how we get the Jeffery Dahmer fanfic and videos of herself in a bathrobe and facepaint at the local park banging on a toy drum, so maybe don't do that.

No no, you're onto something. She should get more fresh air with a face full of makeup. And film it.

Make your own ice tea, it's not hard and you don't have to give Bezos money for cases of bougie drinks. Some great points and advice given in the comments. Will she listen? Of course not. She has convinced herself that she lives in a food desert.

I get MATI when this bougie Wegmans bitch busts out the "food desert." Go spend a week in southern Appalachia and report back on your findings, sunshine (that's my new favorite nickname for her).

Also god, the cases of drinks. Literal fat spoiled wasteful American behavior. Drink more water, learn how to brew your own tea (not the cheap stuff at the Walmart, but specialty leaves that are available to order from tea shops) like a real druid. Amazon problem solved.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

learn how to brew your own tea (not the cheap stuff at the Walmart, but specialty leaves that are available to order from tea shops) like a real druid

There's something inherently really magical about going to a little hole in the wall tea shop with a whole wall of canisters of loose leaf tea, too. If you're going to spend money on a little treat for a rainy day, you might as well at least get to feel like you're in an apothecary shop. I love going to the local place.

Reminds me of going with my parents to pick up Chinese herbal medicine as a kid, honestly.

 

[JaneThough]

Chiro is bullshit that was invented by a man who claimed that ghosts told him how to do it. It is exactly as scientifically sound as aura cleansing and crystal healing.

She just needs to go outside, get some exercise, do some gentle floor yoga at home, and yes, sleep in her bed.

I cannot co-sign on the beginning of chirp as this is news to me, but an acquaintance from high school of mine was a massive chiro fan, regularly getting adjustments and now he’s in an assisted living home with locked in syndrome in his 30s. So just fyi

When I see a child I start jerkin' it at top speed.

Sure beating those pedo allegations there. I think she wants to be considered a pedo.

Ps anyone else in the Nick Fuentes thread see the “won’t someone pls think of muh poor MAPs?” posting? Straight out of Staph’s playbook, just missing the term hybristophile

I don't think having diarrhea whilst detained by ICE would be a laugh riot. Such a bad taste joke. I guess some parking lot weeds wrecked her guts. Probably all the dog piss and car fumes on them.

Where does she get the idea that having diarrhea in ICE custody would inconvenience anyone but the person? Does she think ICE cleans up shit, and wouldn’t make that person do it? Also how accessible is drinking water in ICE custody? Electrolytes? It’s insanely easy to become dehydrated with diarrhea and die, to the point where it’s a meme from a 1980s video game.

ICE is shooting soccer moms and detaining citizens. Why does she think they give a shit about the well being of who they’re detaining?

Make your own ice tea, it's not hard and you don't have to give Bezos money for cases of bougie drinks. Some great points and advice given in the comments. Will she listen? Of course not. She has convinced herself that she lives in a food desert.

She should consider supporting Arizona iced tea instead of whatever bougie bullshit she drinks. It’s available everywhere, and the owner has determined to keep the price at 99 cents as best he can. And it’s good.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

but that's how we get the Jeffery Dahmer fanfic and videos of herself in a bathrobe and facepaint at the local park banging on a toy drum, so maybe don't do that.

No, don't discourage her hobbies! There's far too much entertainment value in them. For us.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Chiro is bullshit that was invented by a man who claimed that ghosts told him how to do it.

You know, at least the ghosts told him to do something. The ghosts just tell Stephanie to eat snacks and fart up her living room.

 

[often puzzled]

The food desert thing makes me MATI. This fat load wouldn't survive if dropped into a rural poverty situation. She has no idea what a food desert actually is, and she's ostensibly a social worker-- a population that I'm sure takes a great interest in food deserts.

I think I've done this before, but, to review, here's her apartment:



The grocery stores and service stations with food near her are represented by that red circle with a shopping cart:



Now, to be fair to her, those marked locations do include service stations with food offerings as well as a few so-called grocery stores that look pretty questionable on street view.

However, we have plenty of perfectly normal and acceptable grocery stores in walking distance, and the bus routes will go to shopping venues. I can't tell by looking if these routes are safe to walk-- they may not be, because urban centers often aren't-- but she has a free bus pass and her parents. If she didn't call the cops on her neighbors, one might even give her a ride.

Price Chopper, 1.5 miles:



De Rong Grocery:



Down to Earth Foods, her local health food store. Because she has access not only to chains but also to fancy organic stores:



And, incidentally, I bet a place like this has a wide assortment of tea options, for those who can be assed to boil water:



I'm not suggesting that she attempt to cross that bridge, but, again, I bet the bus route would take her to the Aldi 1.4 miles away. And Aldi is affordable.



She is CLOSER to grocery stores than I am, and I am by no means in a food desert. She's just a lazy fatass who wants Bezos to put her bougie drinks right outside the door to her hovel.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Staph has a new SECRET Blue Sky kink account. She made a new one, at last! How did I find this SECRET account?


I went on M's account, looked at their followers and Staph's account glowed.

'Secret kink account' lol. She used her fucking initials as her profile name, her old Tumblr account name (milwaukeefanbxy) and used a Picrew of what looks like Jeffrey Dahmer waving a pride flag. How SECRET can you be?


There isn't much on it, because she created it yesterday.

Green tea all day, every day.

She has reposted some things from her other Blue Sky accounts, including the alt she got locked out of.

Link to her new Blue Sky: milwaukeefanbxy

Other caps:

How dare someone journey in the cold weather to deliver her bougie tea and make it so she has to leave her apartment and walk a few steps to retrieve it!


Too fucking funny that she uses a ghost app thinking its legit.


I wonder why.

After the misinformation chimp out, this is a wild statement to make:

How is she real. How is she not an actual troll. Oh, it gets worse!

Wow. Epstein killed JonBenet and kidnapped Madeline McCann, must be legit if its on TikTok. I wonder if the slapfight made Staph realise that if she shares TikTok misinformation and conspiracies then she gets slapfights out of it? I honestly think she's just a retard that never learns. It blows my mind how un self aware she is.


What a useless organisation. Is the AFTER meeting her creation? It's been running a while but there are no other details about it out there. We know the senior one isn't hers. I'm intrigued by what 'AFTER' stands for and what it's about. Only Staph would organise a tranny meeting on Valentines Day, tragic.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Only Staph would organise a tranny meeting on Valentines Day, tragic.

What a sad way to announce to the world that every person attending is chronically bitchless.

 

[JaneThough]

How dare someone journey in the cold weather to deliver her bougie tea and make it so she has to leave her apartment and walk a few steps to retrieve it!

With all the craziness in the world, it’s nice to come to Staph, whose greatest challenge is going to the mailbox. Muh oppression.

Wow. Epstein killed JonBenet and kidnapped Madeline McCann, must be legit if it’s on TikTok. I wonder if the slapfight made Staph realise that if she shares TikTok misinformation and conspiracies then she gets slapfights out of it? I honestly think she's just a retard that never learns. It blows my mind how un self aware she is

Holy shit Staph way to learn nothing. Madeline McCann (muh tcc fan but doesn’t know how to spell her or pronounce her name) and Jonbenet Ramsey don’t match Epstein’s shit at all. This is such obvious clickbait she’s now spreading as gospel

Only Staph would organise a tranny meeting on Valentines Day, tragic.

I don’t think she planned it I think she’s just announcing it to seem like she serves the community.

 

[brooky]

Madeline McCann and JonBenet Ramsey don't even match a profile with each other. One was a child beauty queen, the other was just some random kid at a resort hundreds of miles away from the USA.

I'd say that tweet is a little offensive, but this idiot writes Dahmer fanfic.

 

[Pillar Of The Community]

Strange she finds the murder/kidnapping of two little white girls sympathetic…

 

[JaneThough]

Strange she finds the murder/kidnapping of two little white girls sympathetic…

Well look how she feels about a guy who raped and murdered brown boys.

 

[Durkadurkadurka]

I'm intrigued by what 'AFTER' stands for and what it's about.

Autistic faggots trannies even retards

 

[Exhibortionist]

Amusing that her "secret" account stayed a secret for all of a single day (as usual). She really just cant help herself.

This thread is years old now and the only thing that's really changed in her world is that she lives alone now. Obviously she doesn't actually support herself, but she is physically in a different place and that being the singular form of personal growth she has achieved since this thread was created is sad.

I suppose we could give her more credit than credit is due and say her growing hair all over her body is a form of personal growth but I'm of the opinion that its just gross.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

I wonder if she thought she was going to get into the seniors building because she’s the most oppressed trans person (ask her about her kiwifarms thread!) who needed immediate physical safety, plus her extremely important, largely “self funded” trans organization that occasionally posts about the trans meeting at the seniors centre.

Did the planned LGBT floor at the new seniors building get cancelled and now she has to settle for the other yucky, already built one? No new housing for trans people. Imagine if it was, and she got involved in activism about it. She does so little of that for a former social worker who runs two activist organizations.

 

[Quack_Quack]

She actually pays someone to get her hair cut like He-Man. She chooses to have that haircut.

SheMan Despoiler of the Pooniverse?

 

[Pee Your Pants]

I was proud of Staph for two days:



Staying off social media to stop her headaches, reading a non woowoo book, going to a party... She managed to sound like a perfectly normal person. Although it still made me laugh that she thinks eating a mushroom chocolate affects her brain chemistry. I guess it's still bougie food, so it'll make her feel special. I would love to know what is exactly in them, because I doubt they're magic.

Before and after her two days of cosplaying as a normie:


Nerves? Excitement? Having better sleep hygiene might help. Like sleeping in an actual bed, for starters.


I love the rational response: 'it might just be normal foreboding about normal things.' Spiritual people who think they're special for picking up foreboding vibes are the sort that also talk about empath nonsense.


How do you know that?


Why are people like this.


Nana, you can turn the heating up, you can afford it with all the money the state gives you x


Stop letting your cat access these things. Pick your shit up and wash it.


So a teenage girl who was sexually abused and manipulated by her father is just as responsible? Pretty rich coming from someone who groomed teenagers online and blamed it all on the ghost of Michael Jackson to avoid responsibility.

She hasn't been active on her SECRET Blue Sky account, but I recognised some of the accounts as ones she followed before. Here's a selection:

Mainly pedophile/ zoophile/ necrophile fetishists and apologists. So we are back down that road again.