Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Salt Lick]

I don't even have words for this anymore. But I must say, this guy has some real talent keeping me kind of entertained. Kind of.

 

[Kaffer]

I love how there is an Alex in alexithymia

I didn't realize that that was real at first, the name and details made me think it was a joke post because it sounded too acurate in describing his entire existence.

But holy shit, the fact that it actually exists is fucking beautiful.

 

[Haimura]

But this video gave me an idea for a possible way to play this story.
Ayano grew up under her clearly deranged mother saying stuff like she'll one day find a man and will dedicate her entire life to him and will die without him and such, causing her to be stunted since she believes "finding her man" is her only obligation and the reason she feels empty is because her mother nailed that on her mind.

Enter high school, as always she's the weird one out since the way she was raised destroyed her sociability, but Taro ends up attracted to her and tries to befriend her (For this to work I guess he'd have to be a classmate not an upperclassman though) and since it's the first time since ever that she feels human warmth she imagines that this is the "SUBMISSIVE WIFE MANIFEST DESTINY" her mother spoke of. But then she finds out Taro is a harem MC and feels she's gonna lose her chance to become a real human girl.

This is where the route splits and ultimately leads to
Bad End: She becomes the killer and gets rid of all the girls to ensure her place
Neutral Bad end: She can't become the killer so she just watches and eventually distances herself from everyone and resumes her empty life.
Good end: By befriending the girls and Taro, she finds out there's a world beyond what her mother said and finally finds joy in life even without obsessing over a relationship
True end: Fight with your mother

 

[Lurkette]

If I'm not mistaken, from the time I stopped riffing on IAYS, Alex played video games and almost programmed Osana in, while I played video games and almost learned the D chord for guitar.

I feel I was legitimately more productive, if only because I only started practicing that chord this morning.

My inner character designer still finds that enraging because it wasn't a bad idea he had, he just ran it into the ground and refuses to stop.

Yeah...he had a fairly good, simple premise to work off of, with a lot of potential for quirky/unique mechanics and characters, but he's piling all his characterization onto Ayano and neglecting to give every other character substance beyond what their relationship with Ayano is (which is mainly "victim #28"). Beyond all his IRL bullshit, if he had kept closer to his original idea (...with actual updates), I'd still want to play his game. Fuck, if he had just released a quick, five buck game with like three targets, a handful of ways to kill them, and like one way to "peacefully" get them out of the way, I'm sure that would have been successful enough to net him a nice heap of cash and some minor steam cred. I've played/seen games that are shit-tier graphics and/or gameplay wise, but still fun to fuck around with for an hour or two.

 

[Frontier Judge]

I think Ayano would be a lot more interesting if, instead of being emotionless away from Senpai and suddenly obsessed upon seeing him, she was a normal, sweet girl before and meeting him is what unlocked the darkness.

 

[likewise]

All this new video tells me is that Alex can't take criticism (God, he's so fucking whiny. Quit openly broadcasting your insecurities.) and he sucks at writing actual interesting and fleshed out characters. Nothing about Ayano right now is good, interesting, or impressive. So long as it's him writing her and every other character in YanSim, it will always be terrible.

 

[Spaztastic]

New video's out

This was the video that made me finally stop lurking and register. I love how he says "Every time I write character/story, people criticize it" and doesn't reflect on himself for a single second. There's an obvious explanation for why that might be, but he's either in denial or too self-absorbed to get it. Instead he decides that the problem is other people and the solution is to just stop writing those things. If only he had gone all the way with that...

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

I didn't realize that that was real at first, the name and details made me think it was a joke post because it sounded too acurate in describing his entire existence.

But holy shit, the fact that it actually exists is fucking beautiful.

Well Alexithymia and autism do overlap each other.

 

[IngusNSFW]

This was the video that made me finally stop lurking and register. I love how he says "Every time I write character/story, people criticize it" and doesn't reflect on himself for a single second. There's an obvious explanation for why that might be, but he's either in denial or too self-absorbed to get it. Instead he decides that the problem is other people and the solution is to just stop writing those things. If only he had gone all the way with that...

Or git gud, and start being creative for once. Ayano doesn't need to be this edgy serial killer, There's numerous ways here people pointed out that he could do. Though, like you said he's not a competent writer at all so it's pretty impossible for him to fit it into the game.

Well Alexithymia and autism do overlap each other.

Gee, I wonder why...

(From PULL way long ago)

 

[FataBataRang]

He seems to be confusing PULL with the Beauty Parlor. Also, I'm not sure where he gets the idea that girls cannot talk about autistic people, or that guys can't talk about cosplayers. This reminds me of the time he said a male YanChan would have to be completely different.

 

[Y2K Baby]

there actually is a mental disorder called alexithymia, which alters emotion and i believe it's somewhere on the autism spectrum. from what i know, it greatly alters your perception of emotions, of your own and those of others (you can't truly express your feelings and you don't understand others). with therapy (the earlier the better), this can change. a protagonist like this wouldn't be too bad and would almost be interesting but alex isn't smart enough for that

Alexithymia isn't classified as a mental disorder or even a personality disorder, it's considered a "personality trait" which varies in severity depending on the person. Alexithymia doesn't actually alter your emotions either, it just affects your perception of them. It's not on the autism spectrum.

Well Alexithymia and autism do overlap each other.

The correlation between autism and alexithymia classification is kind of diagnostically obtuse and borderline redundant. If the traits are related to autism, it'd just be a classic symptom of autism. So saying "they're a villian with alexithymia and autism" instead of "a villain with autism" is kind of silly.

Alexithymia isn't exactly a good justification for a psycho killer because, again, it's just a trait. It'd require a more in-depth psychological profile (LOL) while psychopathy is an easy-out because a part of the diagnosis is "a callous disregard of others".

Someone with severe alexithymia who is in an "obsessive love" with another person could be fucking weird and interesting but it risks being wildly misinterpreted by the audience as autism or sociopathy if it's poorly conveyed. And misinterperting and poorly conveying are Yanderedev's forte.

 

[Peanut]

New video's out

"Imagine being perpetually thirsty"

Alex finally writing from experience

 

[Van Darkholme]

Wow, is this trash still not out? How long is he going to milk his patreons without delivering anything?

 

[eequalsmc2]

"Imagine being perpetually thirsty"

Alex finally writing from experience

Hell YandereSim is basically a projection of Alex's life and fantasies, which is why the storyline/characters are so poorly written and developed.

The irony being that when YandereSim actually got good feedback and praise from others Alex probably thought it was for him, and he let the whole situation got personal to the point where he takes everything personally.

 

[Chill Fam]

But this video gave me an idea for a possible way to play this story.
Ayano grew up under her clearly deranged mother saying stuff like she'll one day find a man and will dedicate her entire life to him and will die without him and such, causing her to be stunted since she believes "finding her man" is her only obligation and the reason she feels empty is because her mother nailed that on her mind.

Enter high school, as always she's the weird one out since the way she was raised destroyed her sociability, but Taro ends up attracted to her and tries to befriend her (For this to work I guess he'd have to be a classmate not an upperclassman though) and since it's the first time since ever that she feels human warmth she imagines that this is the "SUBMISSIVE WIFE MANIFEST DESTINY" her mother spoke of. But then she finds out Taro is a harem MC and feels she's gonna lose her chance to become a real human girl.

This is where the route splits and ultimately leads to
Bad End: She becomes the killer and gets rid of all the girls to ensure her place
Neutral Bad end: She can't become the killer so she just watches and eventually distances herself from everyone and resumes her empty life.
Good end: By befriending the girls and Taro, she finds out there's a world beyond what her mother said and finally finds joy in life even without obsessing over a relationship
True end: Fight with your mother

I'd buy it. You should be the developer instead of Alex.

 

[FataBataRang]

I'd buy it. You should be the developer instead of Alex.

That's really not saying much. My grandma would have done a better job than Alex.

 

[Parappa does the PPAP]

fuck this, I'm uploading these screenshots now.

Spoiler: My Experience with Schoolgirls Simulator

Here we have the title screen. Your "Blyandere-chan" is customisable, but there are not many assets to choose from.

Looks like the game devs got some hair modelling pointers from Alex.

This is your room. Not pictured here is your pet cat and the rest of the house, which I'll get into later. The controls are really fucking weird and janky, possibly because the game was meant to be played with an Xbox controller (On an Android device???)

This is sort of a settings/debug menu. If you get stuck or lost you can teleport to any key location on the map, as well as change the time as you see fit. There's also a VR option, which I tried out with my Utopia 360. Surprisingly, it wasn't terrible.

This is the bathtub, where we learn that English was definitely not this guy's first language. Ignoring the fact that going into the bath with a towel on sorta defeats the purpose of, y'know, taking a bath, it actually has a use in-game. Taking a bath will restore your health, which I assume you would probably use often if you play the game the way it was meant to be played.

Time for school! This game has a fully explorable map, with non-student npc's walking around! You can ride your bike to school, which is conveniently across the street from your house! Heck, there are even a few cars and a bus perusing the street!...

...you clip through the bus though.

Here you can see the weapons all laid out neatly in the schoolyard. Despite what you may think, they are not for killing students, but I'm saving the topic everyone's dying to know about for last. Also yes, there is a pee stat. Don't ask me, I have no fucking clue.

So yeah, you get to go through class too! Not much to say here, it raises your evaluation stat, but I'm not sure what it's for. Also, some of the more observant forumgoers will have noticed that I'm actually playing as Osana, who was finally implemented into the game never mind, I forgot this wasn't Yandere Simulator.

It was at this point that I started losing interest in playing by the game's rules so I got out of my seat and kicked the teacher, causing the other student A.I to go batshit insane. I was apprehended immediately, at which point the game just, ended.

Anyways, starting another game, I learned that you can actually catch the students migrating to their classes. There are multiple different classrooms, and each kid has a different schedule, which for a bootleg game of a game that doesn't even have a demo yet, is pretty fucking neat.

You can talk to any students if you like. You actually have no specified "Senpai", you basically get to choose your suitor, and eventually get married. Even same sex marriage is possible, although sadly, as the game laments, gay couples can't kiss

I'm not sure why I took this screenshot. I think I was testing out the follow me feature that's pretty much the same as the one in Yansim.

But anyways, it's time for the mechanic everyone's been dying for me to talk about, the black sheep mechanic of this entire game. Ladies and gentlemen, Additionally, Zombies.

Every hour on the hour spawns 1-3 zombies in the graveyard next to the tennis courts. Zombies will slowly (but actively) chase after any living being. Being eaten counts as a one-hit kill (initially) and students and staff will actively stop what they are doing to run away if a zombie is in their proximity. Your job is to use the weapons given to you to take down the zombies before they get you or any other students. Once they're dead you can carry their lifeless unlifeless corpses to the nearby store, who will take the bodies off your hands for either more rounds of ammo or money which you use to buy lunch to keep your hunger meter low, or on gifts for your senpai.

If a zombie successfully kills a student, they will revive a few in game minutes later as a zombie themselves. The counter at the top (Stu, Tea, Zom) actually keeps track of how many Students, Teachers, and Zombies are on the map respectively. Something else I want to mention is that while I didn't get a screenshot of it during my playthrough, if you wait a bit after dying to a zombie you will pop back into the game as a zombie yourself, and you're able to go around biting other students with ease. I actually had a lot of fun causing a mass epidemic and turning the whole school population into an undead army.

So yeah, those are the screenshots. So they took so long, I got sidetracked with a bunch of stuff. Maybe I'll explore the game a little bit, more, maybe I won't. Who knows.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

fuck this, I'm uploading these screenshots now.

Spoiler: My Experience with Schoolgirls Simulator

View attachment 235249
Here we have the title screen. Your "Blyandere-chan" is customisable, but there are not many assets to choose from.

View attachment 235250
Looks like the game devs got some hair modelling pointers from Alex.

View attachment 235251
This is your room. Not pictured here is your pet cat and the rest of the house, which I'll get into later. The controls are really fucking weird and janky, possibly because the game was meant to be played with an Xbox controller (On an Android device???)

View attachment 235252
This is sort of a settings/debug menu. If you get stuck or lost you can teleport to any key location on the map, as well as change the time as you see fit. There's also a VR option, which I tried out with my Utopia 360. Surprisingly, it wasn't terrible.

View attachment 235253
This is the bathtub, where we learn that English was definitely not this guy's first language. Ignoring the fact that going into the bath with a towel on sorta defeats the purpose of, y'know, taking a bath, it actually has a use in-game. Taking a bath will restore your health, which I assume you would probably use often if you play the game the way it was meant to be played.

View attachment 235254
Time for school! This game has a fully explorable map, with non-student npc's walking around! You can ride your bike to school, which is conveniently across the street from your house! Heck, there are even a few cars and a bus perusing the street!...

View attachment 235255
...you clip through the bus though.

View attachment 235256
Here you can see the weapons all laid out neatly in the schoolyard. Despite what you may think, they are not for killing students, but I'm saving the topic everyone's dying to know about for last. Also yes, there is a pee stat. Don't ask me, I have no fucking clue.

View attachment 235257
So yeah, you get to go through class too! Not much to say here, it raises your evaluation stat, but I'm not sure what it's for. Also, some of the more observant forumgoers will have noticed that I'm actually playing as Osana, who was finally implemented into the game never mind, I forgot this wasn't Yandere Simulator.

View attachment 235258
It was at this point that I started losing interest in playing by the game's rules so I got out of my seat and kicked the teacher, causing the other student A.I to go batshit insane. I was apprehended immediately, at which point the game just, ended.

View attachment 235259
Anyways, starting another game, I learned that you can actually catch the students migrating to their classes. There are multiple different classrooms, and each kid has a different schedule, which for a bootleg game of a game that doesn't even have a demo yet, is pretty fucking neat.

View attachment 235260
You can talk to any students if you like. You actually have no specified "Senpai", you basically get to choose your suitor, and eventually get married. Even same sex marriage is possible, although sadly, as the game laments, gay couples can't kiss

View attachment 235261
I'm not sure why I took this screenshot. I think I was testing out the follow me feature that's pretty much the same as the one in Yansim.

But anyways, it's time for the mechanic everyone's been dying for me to talk about, the black sheep mechanic of this entire game. Ladies and gentlemen, Additionally, Zombies.

View attachment 235262
Every hour on the hour spawns 1-3 zombies in the graveyard next to the tennis courts. Zombies will slowly (but actively) chase after any living being. Being eaten counts as a one-hit kill (initially) and students and staff will actively stop what they are doing to run away if a zombie is in their proximity. Your job is to use the weapons given to you to take down the zombies before they get you or any other students. Once they're dead you can carry their lifeless unlifeless corpses to the nearby store, who will take the bodies off your hands for either more rounds of ammo or money which you use to buy lunch to keep your hunger meter low, or on gifts for your senpai.

View attachment 235263
If a zombie successfully kills a student, they will revive a few in game minutes later as a zombie themselves. The counter at the top (Stu, Tea, Zom) actually keeps track of how many Students, Teachers, and Zombies are on the map respectively. Something else I want to mention is that while I didn't get a screenshot of it during my playthrough, if you wait a bit after dying to a zombie you will pop back into the game as a zombie yourself, and you're able to go around biting other students with ease. I actually had a lot of fun causing a mass epidemic and turning the whole school population into an undead army.

So yeah, those are the screenshots. So they took so long, I got sidetracked with a bunch of stuff. Maybe I'll explore the game a little bit, more, maybe I won't. Who knows.

This is a bit sad, that even though this looks janky as fuck, is slapped together with spit and cardboard , with the laziest art assets, it outperforms everything that Alex has created in the last few years.

Schoolgirls simulator has potential in my opinion, like a filthy gemstone encrusted in a pile of shit. Whereas YanSim is a pile of shit shaped to look like a diamond.

 

[DancinTim]

fuck this, I'm uploading these screenshots now.

Spoiler: My Experience with Schoolgirls Simulator

View attachment 235249
Here we have the title screen. Your "Blyandere-chan" is customisable, but there are not many assets to choose from.

View attachment 235250
Looks like the game devs got some hair modelling pointers from Alex.

View attachment 235251
This is your room. Not pictured here is your pet cat and the rest of the house, which I'll get into later. The controls are really fucking weird and janky, possibly because the game was meant to be played with an Xbox controller (On an Android device???)

View attachment 235252
This is sort of a settings/debug menu. If you get stuck or lost you can teleport to any key location on the map, as well as change the time as you see fit. There's also a VR option, which I tried out with my Utopia 360. Surprisingly, it wasn't terrible.

View attachment 235253
This is the bathtub, where we learn that English was definitely not this guy's first language. Ignoring the fact that going into the bath with a towel on sorta defeats the purpose of, y'know, taking a bath, it actually has a use in-game. Taking a bath will restore your health, which I assume you would probably use often if you play the game the way it was meant to be played.

View attachment 235254
Time for school! This game has a fully explorable map, with non-student npc's walking around! You can ride your bike to school, which is conveniently across the street from your house! Heck, there are even a few cars and a bus perusing the street!...

View attachment 235255
...you clip through the bus though.

View attachment 235256
Here you can see the weapons all laid out neatly in the schoolyard. Despite what you may think, they are not for killing students, but I'm saving the topic everyone's dying to know about for last. Also yes, there is a pee stat. Don't ask me, I have no fucking clue.

View attachment 235257
So yeah, you get to go through class too! Not much to say here, it raises your evaluation stat, but I'm not sure what it's for. Also, some of the more observant forumgoers will have noticed that I'm actually playing as Osana, who was finally implemented into the game never mind, I forgot this wasn't Yandere Simulator.

View attachment 235258
It was at this point that I started losing interest in playing by the game's rules so I got out of my seat and kicked the teacher, causing the other student A.I to go batshit insane. I was apprehended immediately, at which point the game just, ended.

View attachment 235259
Anyways, starting another game, I learned that you can actually catch the students migrating to their classes. There are multiple different classrooms, and each kid has a different schedule, which for a bootleg game of a game that doesn't even have a demo yet, is pretty fucking neat.

View attachment 235260
You can talk to any students if you like. You actually have no specified "Senpai", you basically get to choose your suitor, and eventually get married. Even same sex marriage is possible, although sadly, as the game laments, gay couples can't kiss

View attachment 235261
I'm not sure why I took this screenshot. I think I was testing out the follow me feature that's pretty much the same as the one in Yansim.

But anyways, it's time for the mechanic everyone's been dying for me to talk about, the black sheep mechanic of this entire game. Ladies and gentlemen, Additionally, Zombies.

View attachment 235262
Every hour on the hour spawns 1-3 zombies in the graveyard next to the tennis courts. Zombies will slowly (but actively) chase after any living being. Being eaten counts as a one-hit kill (initially) and students and staff will actively stop what they are doing to run away if a zombie is in their proximity. Your job is to use the weapons given to you to take down the zombies before they get you or any other students. Once they're dead you can carry their lifeless unlifeless corpses to the nearby store, who will take the bodies off your hands for either more rounds of ammo or money which you use to buy lunch to keep your hunger meter low, or on gifts for your senpai.

View attachment 235263
If a zombie successfully kills a student, they will revive a few in game minutes later as a zombie themselves. The counter at the top (Stu, Tea, Zom) actually keeps track of how many Students, Teachers, and Zombies are on the map respectively. Something else I want to mention is that while I didn't get a screenshot of it during my playthrough, if you wait a bit after dying to a zombie you will pop back into the game as a zombie yourself, and you're able to go around biting other students with ease. I actually had a lot of fun causing a mass epidemic and turning the whole school population into an undead army.

So yeah, those are the screenshots. So they took so long, I got sidetracked with a bunch of stuff. Maybe I'll explore the game a little bit, more, maybe I won't. Who knows.

I like how the creator of school girls sim posts updates regularly and responds to most feedback or questions more often than Alex without sounding like a rude piece of garbage. I don't know when this guy started making the game but it's probably no older than a few months.

Found this video and ngl kicking a textureless orb with other students is enough to impress me.

 

[Frontier Judge]

Every single one of these teeny anime girl games posted in this thread SUCKS

And every single one is still better than "Yandere Simulator" in every way that matters