💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
DSP for president 2032 said:
I'm more curious whether this new dog will be allowed to roam outside the bathroom.

I always wondered why the previous pug had to be locked in there all the time. I figured maybe it's a problem dog and it can only be in there, but now I'm thinking it was confined because the rest of the house is a gigantic pile of dirty clothing and trash. If it shat or peed - or even died somewhere in the hoarder mess, they would have to clean the whole house in order to find it.

I'd say let the dog roam your giant backyard, but a mutated-ass-retard pug might get eaten by a fox or an ambitious ferret.
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I think the Somalis will get it first
 
I haven't checked in for years, what's with the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy look?
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Sensitive Young Man said:
Kind of a strange thing to ask, but is it normal to drug test animals? I really, really wouldn’t be surprised if the dog got into the stash around the same time his daughter did.
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Only if its an emergency vet call and they think the dog has gotten into something poisonous. They will pull bloodwork and do a tox screen if they have the facilities (and time. Its often pointless).

And can we say it? Nick is looking more and more like a budding serial killer. If he was a teenager the neighborhood would be calling the cops on him. Small Animal murders. Dead Pets. Cocaine in the Fucking 8 year old. At this point I don't think Canibalism is off the menu in Nick's fucked up brain.
 
Dimension Sniper said:
Who the fuck just keeps rat poison lying around their house in this day and age, let alone where pets could get into it?
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Just a couple of days ago a local family of 6 died because the idiot parents ran a petrol generator. Inside the house. With the windows closed. Through the night.
There will always be people like that it seems.
 
The Rat KIng said:
Luna is moon in Latin
Joshua Moon

This dog will be dead in a year kiwibros...
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First thing that came into my mind when I heard this too. Might be just schizo shit but I keep asking myself little questions like, who named the animal? Nick or Kayla? They are educated enough to know one of the most basic Spanish words. They both probably hold Joshua Moon as one of their blood enemies. What the fuck?
 
Fucking horrendous. I never come to this thread anymore because it's nothing but BLEAK. And yet somehow it just keeps getting worse. Literally murdering the family pet in about the nastiest way possible so that you can frame the in-laws and commit more emotional terrorism against your wife and children, only to turn around and get another doomed, aesthetic-breed dog to do the same shit all over again with.
 
RodgerDodger said:
Only if its an emergency vet call and they think the dog has gotten into something poisonous. They will pull bloodwork and do a tox screen if they have the facilities (and time. Its often pointless).

And can we say it? Nick is looking more and more like a budding serial killer. If he was a teenager the neighborhood would be calling the cops on him. Small Animal murders. Dead Pets. Cocaine in the Fucking 8 year old. At this point I don't think Canibalism is off the menu in Nick's fucked up brain.
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I’m reminded of that post someone did in-character as Aaron when his defense was “Nick talked me into it and was talking about the nutritional benefits.”

He would do that, he wouldn’t just be the average crazy cannibal, he’d make it lame and gay, like everything he touches.
 
Apati said:
How long does rat poison take to act? Could it be proven in an autopsy that he poisoned the dog by duration in system etc?
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If it's the warfarin version of rat poison, it affects blood clotting. Any slight injury and the dog bleeds to death, usually from internal bleeding. When people get in trouble taking it, they are usually taking too much over time. Unless Rekieta gave the sitter dog food laced with poison, Sunni probably ate a large dose at once and died within hours as opposed to a long term illness.

Vitamin K reverses the effects. I suspect it's common enough that emergency vets can treat it if it's a small enough dose of poison treated quickly.
 
Damn it's like Rekeita saw what the Jomhas were doing and got competitive about the LOTY. The exotic animal neglect arcs are the new Lolcow meta. But sorry Rickets, Anisa has you beat with TWO exotic inbred dogs (one has already dropped dead from a heart attack so they got even death tolls) on top of ANOTHER cancer dog who they're slowly killing with neglect, chemo, and cheese, TWO reptiles, a fucking fish on the way, a million plants, and probably more reptiles after that.

Gonna have to get a tegu to eat that puppy if he wants to compete in the big leagues.
 
Moral plague said:
Is this what finally made Nick a horrorcow, or was I just oblivious? Who the fuck uses rat poison anymore instead of sticky traps? Nick killed that pug because it liked the kids more than it liked him. And probably the kids liked it better too.
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IIRC, he's talked about trapping animals in cages and drowning them. He's always been a horrorcow, it's just that most people overlooked it.
 
Dimension Sniper said:
Who the fuck just keeps rat poison lying around their house in this day and age, let alone where pets could get into it? I live pretty rural and we handle vermin with snap traps and a very committed cat, which seems to be typical in my community.

and of course they just went and got a replacement dog like it's a toy the kids broke and now they want a new one. I fucking hate these people.
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Bro, have you seen his hovel? No way there aren't any rats or roaches there.
RIP Sunni, the worst part isn't that he killed his dog. Nick is a psychopath so this is the least surprising part, what matters is that he's going to get away with it. Thankfully, this won't make his life any better, so he's still suffering in the hell of his own creation, just with even less sympathy from the internet.
 
30+GameOvers said:
Bro, have you seen his hovel? No way there aren't any rats or roaches there.
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The problem in that area is field mice. They are tiny and more of an annoyance than a real problem. No same person with an animal like a dog would use the poison though for obvious reasons.

Five snap traps and some peanut butter almost always takes care of the mice.

Unless of course you live in a dirty house full of trash. And you have no skills to take care of a house. And you are just "too busy" to even maintain a water softener in your second home. And your mentally unfit to live in a rural area. But in those cases you get f'n deserve.
 
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