Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

[FatFuckingClown]

Is Joey Getting Better?

 

[Bassomatic]

The fact of seafood at mickyD's is scary enough aside my allergy to crab.

It's 9 bucks snow crab. The sandwich looks quality tbh, other than the fact it may end the life of bassomatic.

 

[Bassomatic]

Forgive double posting as always.

No V-day special, just Joey fucking his entire day up with a fast food breakfast.

Needless to say he got a double, and it looks like it was dropped. The few times he struggles to breathe, it's worrying. I'm sorry eggs and ketchup no no. Joey can't make his mind up if they have hash browns or tater tots.

He is baffled by geese overhead and addresses them as ducks over and over. He rates it an 8 and points out you can get it at the drive thru. He hawks his shirts, and points out he has children sizes.

 

[Bassomatic]

As always forgive multi posting.

This is Joey just being gross (er than normal) he puts 8 bags of pop rocks in his mouth and chugs a soda.

For those who don't like to see food fall from people's mouths, mouth noises, drool etc... this is gonna be your D-day.

 

[Bassomatic]

Joey starts this out having a stroke :

His side (when it comes with bacon) was sausage.... his mouth breathing is heavy early on. and can't say coup de grace. He uses a stereotypical italian accent I think? To pretend to be French?

He likes thick french toast like Texas toast (I'm partial to challa for it) Joey mentions how he likes to make french toast, as if cinnamon in the batter is a magic trick.

He over all likes it and rates an 8/10 and as always suggests this for children :/

 

[Dodo]

I still can't believe he hasn't died from a heart attack yet.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I still can't believe he hasn't died from a heart attack yet.

It's truly amazing that his heart hasn't imploded yet.

I honestly don't think he has much longer, though.

Anyone want to start taking bets for when he buys the farm?

 

[Bassomatic]

I've never had little caesars, but after Joey's videos of it I'm literally scared of this place. They figure even though normal products have enough grease to drip through cardboard, let's slap 3 poorly done meats on top.

He does a little artisan pizza history early on. As Joey holds the first slice up there literally a few drops of grease coming off. As normal Joey eats half a slice in a single bite. Yet wipes his mouth to act like he's not completely feral in his lust for calories.

He honestly resorts to heavy nasal breathing so he can eat faster, it's really upsetting. It's rated a 10/10.

Now to really shit your pants.

Let's be fair, We know Joey ate the whole thing, he ate more than one slice in the video.. There are 8 slices per pizza.

this is PER slice
330 Kcal
7g sat fat
720mg salt (ramen level)
31g carb (all simple)
16g protien

Now let's just hit the last for shock value
Calories alone.. 2640 and that wasn't including rest of his daily intake.

 

[Bassomatic]

Sorry on double posting as always.

Joey plays with a new Micky D's toy and inhales a shamrock shake. I didn't know this was a thing, apparently there's a low production of this product. Joey is rather cute in this review, saying next gen will do MP3s and the such.

He claims it works well. This video Joey's "charm" comes through big time. He seems so cheery his junk food is now easier to consume. It's rated the vaunted 10.

 

[Bassomatic]

Forgive multi posting

Joey's hands are like black in filth... and he's eating with them. A 3rd of the sandwich goes down in one bite, he feels the chicken to be bland and wants more salt, like KFC. He does note it may be a good thing (at a whopping 1220 mg of sodium I think not) It's not dry just bland, just some salt.

The tomatoes are kinda mealy but that's ok. He feels its a nice change up if you eat burgers all the time. He rates it 8.5 as "not bad"

 

[Bassomatic]

Forgive multi posting as always :

Yes, he makes the "we have ways to make you talk" joke EVERY time.

Shockingly enough this is probably the least calories I've seen him gorge, and he's outside, like in public. Since it's been a running meme here : Joey likes pineapple pizza. It's awarded an 8.5 Joey reminds us that his shop is a thing and offers for big and tall. I think he knows his unironic audience who'd buy one.

 

[guillotine]

Has Joey never heard of the terms "broken record" or "beating a dead horse?" I wanted to smack the shit out of his wobbly jowls ever since he turned meme via /ck/ at him replying the same 7 phrases over and over in every single video.

I was trying to find evidence of him interacting with a human being in any context outside of inane collaborations, but I can't. Are there any accounts of people working with or meeting Joey? Is Joey a "swingin' Squatch, muchachos?"

 

[Staffy]

God, that pizza looks so evil.

 

[FatFuckingClown]

The comment section on all of his videos is a FUCKING MESS.
I'm crying.

 

[over and over]

https://webmshare.com/YGV4w

 

[FatFuckingClown]

end of an era

 

[aquafresh]

Just made this account to say you guys are late to the party. Joe was at his highest from 2013 to 2015. He wrote the names of his "susscribers" into a little book, was full of energy, acted all crazy at times like in the boneless chicken video or monkey style burger video, kept digressing and said "I'm rambling, why am I rambling?!", sang, the woowoowoos were genuine, everything was good vittles gyang until another food reviewer named Ken Domik with the channel KBDProductionsTV started commenting on his videos and Joe wrongfully thought they were actually friends.

Ken didn't think of Joe as anything other than free PR. He did this to many other Youtubers so they'd click on his channel and sub to him which in itself there's nothing wrong with since everyone does it but I think it's wrong to pretend you're friends with someone. They did a collab or two and Joe was fangirling all over Ken and I think Ken thought it was cringy and cut contact afterwards. Joe went into fullblown depression and even tried to copy Ken's backgrounds on the thumbnails to gain his approval in a childish way.

One of Joe's commenters, LadyTrayce, commented that he was too bombastic and eccentric so he had to tone it down a bit and just review the food and basically become FoodReviewer#104 instead of himself and after some months he finally did. Nothing much happened afterwards, just bad videos where Joe seemed depressed and unhappy and that's when Leafy caught wind of his channel and did 2 vids on him called something like "most cringy man on the earth" and "the most disgusting human being to ever exist" and Joe got a lot of views and subs and it's obvious he's been carrying on for the money since then. After all he still lives in his mom's basement (literally).

Side info:
Sadepiify (among others) made some videos back in the day that we laughed at that only really got popular after all the JoeysWorldTour YTP schlock that surfaced post-Leafy but they still showcase how much fun we had with him back then but Sadepiify doesn't wanna make videos of him any longer.

Ken Domik the tax audit scammer had his time as well but that's over with now. All the drama surrounding CraveCon was hilarious though and recently his channel got some vile comments and if you know Ken then his big ego couldn't handle that at all so that was fun until he shadowbanned 1/3 of his commenters and now is bleeding views so he unbanned people thinking it would make things right but he'll end up like WrecklessEating soon.

Anyway just wanted to say he's a shadow of his former self. Most of the real entertainment in the food review Youtube niche is probably in the drama surrounding Michael Creech at the moment but that's mostly for really diehard autists like Mr Chode.

Tbh it's all kinda dead. Robert Dyer is kinda funny but super autistic, Food Use is a boring Joe with no gimmick, JKMCraveTV is a bitter Ken with no editing, Reviewbrah is a sellout who makes ~10 minute videos to fit 2 ads but ends up repeating himself at least 20 times as buffer and his comment section is a reddit circlejerk, WrecklessEating is kill, KBDProductions is soon to be kill, DaymDrops is inflating the length of his videos, bloating with them "humor" and trying to convince people that it's OK to have 900k subs and only get 10k views per video. I hate to say it but mukbangs took over this scene and these people just refuse to adapt.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Just made this account to say you guys are late to the party. Joe was at his highest from 2013 to 2015. He wrote the names of his "susscribers" into a little book, was full of energy, acted all crazy at times like in the boneless chicken video or monkey style burger video, kept digressing and said "I'm rambling, why am I rambling?!", sang, the woowoowoos were genuine, everything was good vittles gyang until another food reviewer named Ken Domik with the channel KBDProductionsTV started commenting on his videos and Joe wrongfully thought they were actually friends.

Ken didn't think of Joe as anything other than free PR. He did this to many other Youtubers so they'd click on his channel and sub to him which in itself there's nothing wrong with since everyone does it but I think it's wrong to pretend you're friends with someone. They did a collab or two and Joe was fangirling all over Ken and I think Ken thought it was cringy and cut contact afterwards. Joe went into fullblown depression and even tried to copy Ken's backgrounds on the thumbnails to gain his approval in a childish way.

One of Joe's commenters, LadyTrayce, commented that he was too bombastic and eccentric so he had to tone it down a bit and just review the food and basically become FoodReviewer#104 instead of himself and after some months he finally did. Nothing much happened afterwards, just bad videos where Joe seemed depressed and unhappy and that's when Leafy caught wind of his channel and did 2 vids on him called something like "most cringy man on the earth" and "the most disgusting human being to ever exist" and Joe got a lot of views and subs and it's obvious he's been carrying on for the money since then. After all he still lives in his mom's basement (literally).

Side info:
Sadepiify (among others) made some videos back in the day that we laughed at that only really got popular after all the JoeysWorldTour YTP schlock that surfaced post-Leafy but they still showcase how much fun we had with him back then but Sadepiify doesn't wanna make videos of him any longer.

Ken Domik the tax audit scammer had his time as well but that's over with now. All the drama surrounding CraveCon was hilarious though and recently his channel got some vile comments and if you know Ken then his big ego couldn't handle that at all so that was fun until he shadowbanned 1/3 of his commenters and now is bleeding views so he unbanned people thinking it would make things right but he'll end up like WrecklessEating soon.

Anyway just wanted to say he's a shadow of his former self. Most of the real entertainment in the food review Youtube niche is probably in the drama surrounding Michael Creech at the moment but that's mostly for really diehard autists like Mr Chode.

Tbh it's all kinda dead. Robert Dyer is kinda funny but super autistic, Food Use is a boring Joe with no gimmick, JKMCraveTV is a bitter Ken with no editing, Reviewbrah is a sellout who makes ~10 minute videos to fit 2 ads but ends up repeating himself at least 20 times as buffer and his comment section is a reddit circlejerk, WrecklessEating is kill, KBDProductions is soon to be kill, DaymDrops is inflating the length of his videos, bloating with them "humor" and trying to convince people that it's OK to have 900k subs and only get 10k views per video. I hate to say it but mukbangs took over this scene and these people just refuse to adapt.

no1curr

 

[InactionMan]

This cunt is actually getting paid to shill this product now:

It's a gourmet burger service. Spend 65 bucks for our burger kit that makes a total of TWO burgers. Oh, fucking can I?

Pricey gourmet burger service? Let's get the most shameless piggy slob that's ever existed to shill that shit.

I love your marketing plan, assholes!

 

[wagglyplacebo]