Careercow JoeysWorldTour - Annoyingly fun to watch fast food reviewer

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Forgive double posting.

Joey pretending to be stoned was pretty painful. He gives a vaunted 10, and suggests bringing this to a wedding. For a big star wars fan Joey doesn't seem to know Hoth is an ice covered planet so growing pot there may be tricky.
 
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When I see his laminated-card eyes I think Joey must be hitting the compressed dust remover pretty hard.
 
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Why would Joey take time off for the holidays to stop stuffing himself?


 
Happy new years, may your arteries survive.

 
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Happy new years, may your arteries survive.

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I've made my fair share of horrible idea combination food growing up. The difference between Joey & I was that I was nine, and he's pushing forty.

Oh wow, Mixing ice cream with spiced meat and beans didn't go over well. Truly a stunning revelation to kick off 2017.
 
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Jesus christ he's already at it.


This sounds like an upper crust fast food joint, I've never heard of this place. Joey doesn't like pickles still (he's wrong) Joey and myself are pretty impressed with the way it's contained. He points out the tomatoes are old, the bun is day old. He ate this on New Years day, how depressing.

On his 1-10 scale, 6 he wishes for more. He says the burgers are better but he's chalking up to a bad day. His rating skill is how many wowowowowos it gets.

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He wants to do mukbangs and ASMR (what is that?) as well as more food challenges.
 

Joey makes a half ass offensive attempt at every european accent I can name aside Cockney. Joey who is a professional chef doesn't know chilli aside Wendy's I'll let you soak that in. He likes it's not spicy he really likes it. He uses the "we have ways to make you talk" meme to death and then some.

It gets a 9 from Joey. He's really impressed by the additions more than the chilli it self I find humorous. He likes wendy's chilli a lot.
 
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Bassomatic said:
Jesus christ he's already at it.


This sounds like an upper crust fast food joint, I've never heard of this place. Joey doesn't like pickles still (he's wrong) Joey and myself are pretty impressed with the way it's contained. He points out the tomatoes are old, the bun is day old. He ate this on New Years day, how depressing.

On his 1-10 scale, 6 he wishes for more. He says the burgers are better but he's chalking up to a bad day. His rating skill is how many wowowowowos it gets.

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He wants to do mukbangs and ASMR (what is that?) as well as more food challenges.
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Just watched this one and oh my god the ending.

He does his stupid fucking Luke Skywalker joke and addresses Carrie Fisher's death in the cringiest way holy shit
 
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I'm going to preface this, it's not just I don't have a sweet tooth. This product scares me.

We saw the insane amount of grease these things had before now adding cheap frosting... You get cinnamon sugar and cream cheese frosting, I'm diabetic already. Joey was excited about this and it's 5 dollars. The menu is 5 dollars. Joey likes the smell, I assume it's like a cinabonn's asshole.

He points out the comfort factor is up because it's a rainy day. He likes the frosting. He wishes he had milk to go with it. Pointing out it's not as good as cinabonn.

It gets a 9 rating. He suggests getting two (bypasses?) He hit over 200k subs and this week a vid about it. As normal there a lot of pretty clear troll comments mostly sexually abusive towards joey.
 
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Forgive the double posting.


This music at the start is absurd. It reminds me of the old SNES game earth bound (elevator music on drugs) math is tricky for Joey, 25 is not a multiple of 6. He's happy the sauce was piled on. To shock of no one the first wing he eats in a single bite.

on 1-4 heat scale it's 1.5. He likes the sauce, it's savory sweet and he can't figure what he likes in it. But something. A few times joey literally uses the spork, to spoon sauce into his mouth. Later on he guesses it's like a hosin sauce. He then lists how he was trained, to make this style of sauce. I enjoy his brief moments of professionalism and sanity.

He says to tell everyone. On his 1-10 scale, it earns a 9. He points out there are many other flavors. He got a massive root beer too. Friday we get the 200k sub video. He ends sparing us a Luke Skywalker joke.
 
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Forgive the double posting.


This music at the start is absurd. It reminds me of the old SNES game earth bound (elevator music on drugs) math is tricky for Joey, 25 is not a multiple of 6. He's happy the sauce was piled on. To shock of no one the first wing he eats in a single bite.

on 1-4 heat scale it's 1.5. He likes the sauce, it's savory sweet and he can't figure what he likes in it. But something. A few times joey literally uses the spork, to spoon sauce into his mouth. Later on he guesses it's like a hosin sauce. He then lists how he was trained, to make this style of sauce. I enjoy his brief moments of professionalism and sanity.

He says to tell everyone. On his 1-10 scale, it earns a 9. He points out there are many other flavors. He got a massive root beer too. Friday we get the 200k sub video. He ends sparing us a Luke Skywalker joke.
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I usually can't stand it when people chew with their mouths open, but with Joey, I can't look away. It's just such an ugly way of eating that I'm oddly entranced by it.
 
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Sorry on double posting.


I like how depressed Joey sounds when he mentions they are lettuce tacos. Joey says this would be good for vegetarians, even though it's chicken...

Joey goes on a dental rant. And tries some Seinfeld joke it's cringe af. Him stuffing a whole taco in his mouth reminds me of a deer that broke out of a concentration camp, the grace of it.

He rates it a 9. Based on price and health.

He's offering more challenges.
 
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resemblance is uncanny
 

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Joey didn't take a break when we were down, here's an organ killer.
Bacon butter, bacon, bacon mayo a buttered roll and cheese, OH and the burgers.

Joey also did a nude (as in no clothing on) review. I'll spare you all the horror.
 
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