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Oh boy, he's at the airlock puzzle in the spaceport. Will chat bail him out or will we get 5-10 parts dedicated to trying to figure this out?

Also good ol' Phil going back to P5 during his downtime instead of covering ARMS some more or playing any number of other games.
 
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ChickenSkinBeanbag said:
Oh boy, he's at the airlock puzzle in the spaceport. Will chat bail him out or will we get 5-10 parts dedicated to trying to figure this out?

Also good ol' Phil going back to P5 during his downtime instead of covering ARMS some more or playing any number of other games.
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I find it amazing that he's played this game since Day 1 and is about 2/3rds of the way through the game...
 
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Commence the jigglin!
https://twitter.com/DavidDeDavidson/status/875825381995143171 (http://archive.is/2sQmE)

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Look at all that fucking blubber wobbling all over the place.
 
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Keanu Reeves said:
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DSP doesn't care about KOGaming, and refuses to review Arms for being an "indie title". He also didn't review Tekken 7.
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thismanlies said:
"Every video I have to edit for KO Gaming is one less stream I can play on Twitch."
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Absolutely pathetic. He's a full-time street corner panhandler...without the entertaining dressed up psychic cat accompanying him.
Complete bullshit that he can't take off one stream to review for KO Gaming when the asshole misses at least a stream a week because he's "sick" from staying up until 5am pouring hot chocolate down his jiggling gullet.
 
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Old three-pronged approach: DSPGaming (raw gameplay), KOGaming (edited reviews and impressions), The King of Hate Vlogs (reactions, schedule updates, off the cuff commentary).

New three-pronged approach: Bit Cheers (begging), PayPal Tips (begging), Twitch Subscriptions (begging).
 
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The few exceptional people who are his legit fans are why he is still afloat. He is one less now(probably) after shitting on the free switch he has recieved. He refuses to play games that people want to watch(arms, over watch) and tells people he can't devote time to more RPGs because of the time it takes to complete even though he went back P5.

It's fun and frustrating watching this slow death.
 
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Quan_Chi said:
The few exceptional people who are his legit fans are why he is still afloat. He is one less now(probably) after shitting on the free switch he has recieved. He refuses to play games that people want to watch(arms, over watch) and tells people he can't devote time to more RPGs because of the time it takes to complete even though he went back P5.

It's fun and frustrating watching this slow death.
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Don't forget the other two types of average twitch viewers.

1. Broke morons who make less than Phil but have no willpower and need to donate 10-100 bits every stream to feel important and "get on the hype train" while being too dense to see how shit he is. People are like this. I've met them in person.

2. Randoms who wander in, feel a little hype and chase the feeling. No idea who the streamer is but saw excitement and want to be seen in that moment. These are more often than not kids.

I swear twitch is full of morons and it's not even a logging or hyperbole. A vegetable could live stream on twitch and make a living.

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Old three-pronged approach: DSPGaming (raw gameplay), KOGaming (edited reviews and impressions), The King of Hate Vlogs (reactions, schedule updates, off the cuff commentary).

New three-pronged approach: Bit Cheers (begging), PayPal Tips (begging), Twitch Subscriptions (begging).
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It's easy to get a little numb to how shit Phil is. If I take a moment to step back outside the box, think about Phil as a person, he is literally just panhandling and playing an instrument (controller) praying people come by and drop a dollar in. It's no longer (if it ever was) creative in any way whatsoever. He's miserable and basically just opening up his life so other people can pay his bills. Video games are just the most popular excuse to have the medium of streaming turned on. If it were quilting that fucker would be stabbing his fingers and making shit finger puppets while people pay his bills.

Shit. If you think even harder, in the way you say a word over and over until it is strange, it almost seems like a scam in which the victims are willing participants.
 
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Picaninnyfreeze said:
Don't forget the other two types of average twitch viewers.

1. Broke morons who make less than Phil but have no willpower and need to donate 10-100 bits every stream to feel important and "get on the hype train" while being too dense to see how shit he is. People are like this. I've met them in person.

2. Randoms who wander in, feel a little hype and chase the feeling. No idea who the streamer is but saw excitement and want to be seen in that moment. These are more often than not kids.

I swear twitch is full of morons and it's not even a logging or hyperbole. A vegetable could live stream on twitch and make a living.
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Gotta love it when he tells viewers to donate but not too much at once less they stop donating. I didn't know streamers can give advice like that unironically? Gotta have those bit wars so their leader Phil Jong uh will say their name out loud and validate their existence(if he acknowledges the tip at all).
 
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Gotta love it when he tells viewers to donate but not too much at once less they stop donating. I didn't know streamers can give advice like that unironically? Gotta have those bit wars so their leader Phil Jong uh will say their name out loud and validate their existence(if he acknowledges the tip at all).
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That's really about as gross as one can get without setting up planned scheduled bit wars.

"Ok guys we had fagstain donate 500 bits next up is 550 can we do it in the next five minutes??"
 
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One of the surprising things I've noticed about Phil is that KOgaming actually puts out really good reviews. It's one of his few talents in this field, I think.

Abandoning that to beg for real money really demonstrates his lack of awareness about what he can do to improve his channel.
 
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One of the surprising things I've noticed about Phil is that KOgaming actually puts out really good reviews. It's one of his few talents in this field, I think.

Abandoning that to beg for real money really demonstrates his lack of awareness about what he can do to improve his channel.
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Dude sold his pride for a bump in views with fapgate. Im not shocked in anything he would do for a buck.
 
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Anyone else would have given it up by now.
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He has given up (on life): that's why he's a flabby gout hermit whose only social interactions are with people fascinated by how pathetic and disgusting he is.

As for giving up on streaming videogames for money - he has no choice but to continue.
There's nothing else he could do to make money: he has no skills or talents and he has a very toxic personality that makes people hate being around him.

As others have said, it's continue streaming or sign up for disability payments - his only options.
 
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