🌟 Internet Famous Gabriel Michael-Lee Scrivener Gage / Gabriel Gage / Nova Online / heyah_novak3 / nova_online1 - A diaperfag TikTok pedophile that just gets too much hate

Yamcha's Only Fan said:
I kinda wish people would go and encourage nova to get down to 190 or 160 lbs.

Not because I care about his health, but because he'll either cut his BS about being in the 200s (which he clearly isn't) or he'll lie himself into an even deeper hole and make himself look like a utter jackass.

"Hey gaith, I'm down to 160 lbs today, now lets taste test today's 4th McTriple with a side of large chili cheese fries that I left on the counter all night. Mm. The roach droppings added an extra zing. 7/10."
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This will just make him triple dose Ozempic till he dies. I thought it was obvious he's cheating his way through weight loss.
 
Not a native to this thread but I scrolled back and didn't see any mention of this yet. Something looks wrong with his feet, unless he's just been walking around in mud all day. It's looking black around his big toenail. It can't just be not washing his body or cleaning his floor, can it?

 

he's finally streaming on youtube again

 
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"Im sick of people impersonating me"


"I swear to gawd these trolls are pathetic"


"once again (stalker) no one wants to hire me, Ive given up"


"IVE JUST UPDATED MY INDEED"

"NOT EVEN FUCKING MCDONALDS WANTS ME":stress:


"Dont even get me started on walmart"


you can hear mom in the other room with "Watch your language!" at 16:30


"id rather kill myself instead of work for ICE" *bans them*

Nova complains of his corrupted kiwicore video where he dogpiles the "Creeping lemur" while simultaneously claiming to be ignorant of lolcow matters because he is above such things, i guess not enough to not grift though

"Smell ya later fucking loser":smug:


"six fucking seven"


"Diet Mtn Dew is hot fucking garbage"


Apparently hes in some sort of therapy and hes bitching about how it isnt free anymore in idaho, no more state mandated friends, at least they upped his SSRIs or whatever he takes


"Wasn't cobes an animal abuser and thats why hes a lolcow? Fuck him"


"I DIDNT KICK MY DOG FUCK OFFFFFFF"


Nova claims he was invited to be on Fishtank but that he doesnt have the mental capacity to be on that show:story:


lol hes still a piece of shit hes just a little more dampened down by meds
 
Dfackt0 said:
Nova complains of his corrupted kiwicore video where he dogpiles the "Creeping lemur" while simultaneously claiming to be ignorant of lolcow matters because he is above such things, i guess not enough to not grift though
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I love how every time he returns to KiwiCore, he always has an excuse on why he can't do it lol
 
anliteralidiot said:
I had a thought: what if he's purging?
he gets all the food he wants, without the side effects, and a cool new raspy voice!
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Dude is too dumb to even successfully do something like that. He has some serious medical issue going on, let's be honest he is too poor to be taking ozempic. There's no way he has some sort of insurance and he definitely isn't getting Medicaid under the current government. The timing wouldn't make sense on why now he is losing weight but Nova has zero discipline to even try to attempt to lose weight. It's either a coincidence or its diabetes.
 
Typhlosion Tuesdays said:
Not a native to this thread but I scrolled back and didn't see any mention of this yet. Something looks wrong with his feet, unless he's just been walking around in mud all day. It's looking black around his big toenail. It can't just be not washing his body or cleaning his floor, can it?

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nova claims that he only eats once a day (X)
nova is drinking more water (only god knows if it's flavored water)
nova buys bottled water from 7/11 instead of buying a bria filter
there are either flies or dust particles flying across the screen
nova is doing weigh-ins on a scale that isn't even clean :story:
nova is zoomed in on his dirty floors
nova is 209lb
nova is surprised that eating fast food multiple times a day is not good for you

really insightful tiktok nova, thanks

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Snortpig said:
Dude is too dumb to even successfully do something like that. He has some serious medical issue going on, let's be honest he is too poor to be taking ozempic. There's no way he has some sort of insurance and he definitely isn't getting Medicaid under the current government. The timing wouldn't make sense on why now he is losing weight but Nova has zero discipline to even try to attempt to lose weight. It's either a coincidence or its diabetes.
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Isn't he able to be on his mom's health insurance?
 
NoosJunki said:
Isn't he able to be on his mom's health insurance?
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I assume you get kicked off that shit when you're an adult but maybe not. I genuinely do think there is fuckery afoot with his claimed weight loss, you can't lose weight even at novas size with how much he eats. it defies science

If you were a 230 pound male and you start eating only 1k calories a day (100% impossible with ANY intake of fast food) you still would likely not even lose 2 pounds a week especially with how little physical activity chomova does. Your body burns calories crazy slowly when you just sit around all day, even a working man might not burn 700 calories a day through pure activity.

Big chome also has no way of tracking calories nor is he smart enough to do it manually
 
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GARFGARF said:
If you were a 230 pound male and you start eating only 1k calories a day (100% impossible with ANY intake of fast food) you still would likely not even lose 2 pounds a week especially with how little physical activity chomova does. Your body burns calories crazy slowly when you just sit around all day, even a working man might not burn 700 calories a day through pure activity
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I'm willing to bet money that Nova doesn't understand how losing weight works, and so he daily weighs himself and gets upset that he isn't losing 5-10 pounds within a day
 
Bionicle Enthusiast said:
He only ate 20 mcnuggets instead of his usual 40.
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Nova believes that since he eats once a day (which could be fucking anything from sliced bread to a high-calorie meal) and drinking water is enough losing weight, which yes, but he's not even working out to gain muscle.
 
GARFGARF said:
I assume you get kicked off that shit when you're an adult but maybe not. I genuinely do think there is fuckery afoot with his claimed weight loss, you can't lose weight even at novas size with how much he eats. it defies science

If you were a 230 pound male and you start eating only 1k calories a day (100% impossible with ANY intake of fast food) you still would likely not even lose 2 pounds a week especially with how little physical activity chomova does. Your body burns calories crazy slowly when you just sit around all day, even a working man might not burn 700 calories a day through pure activity.

Big chome also has no way of tracking calories nor is he smart enough to do it manually
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We need a Nova food tracker the same way that we had a Worldoftshirts drink tracker
 
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