Roketsune / Darosne / Christian Crawford / Field Marshal Crappenburg - Pedophile Activist Furry, Kiwi Farms Member, Verbose Cunt, Furry Drama Investigator

[AnOminous]

tl;dr

Could you be more tl;dr? I mean, like, if you really fucking tried?

Because I'm not reading all that shit. Kill yourself.

 

[PerishableDryGoods]

is there a sadder place to move roketsune? if lolcows are the bottom rung in society's social caste system then roketsune is one of the caste-less pariahs too defiled even for them

 

[Begemot]

You don't need the attention this badly, mate.

 

[AnOminous]

Why have we not doxed this idiot yet, along with his entire family? Because fuck this flood of useless verbiage.

 

[Flareon]

Watching Chris-chan's videos must be like looking in a mirror to this guy.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Watching Chris-chan's videos must be like looking in a mirror to this guy.

Imagine what watching an Anthony Logatto video must be like for @Field Marshal Crappenberg

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine what watching an Anthony Logatto video must be like for @Field Marshal Crappenberg

That must be A-Log-ception.

 

[Smutley]

@Field Marshal Crappenberg you are such a faggot. From this point on you have 250 words to a post and no more. If you post more than that I'm deleting everything after it.

Learn brevity.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Demote this Field Marshal to Spergeant Major.

 

[AnOminous]

@Field Marshal Crappenberg you are such a faggot. From this point on you have 250 words to a post and no more. If you post more than that I'm deleting everything after it.

Learn brevity.

MODS=GODS

@Smutley has single-handedly restored my faith in Kiwi Farms moderation.

Demote this Field Marshal to Spergeant Major.

Or bust him down to Private Crapandsperg.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

This guy's claiming to be a bishie boy when he's actually a 40 year old furry troon shampooing with piss from "Kawazu the Drumming Raccoon." Well, I guess it's nice to see someone who makes CWC look like a normal, functioning member of society.

 

[Cato]

I think one really needs to reflect on themselves when everyone who wastes their free time on a website making fun of spergs and analyzing Chris-Chan posts unanimously balks at the prospect of wasting their time reading one's posts.

 

[Melkor]

I think one really needs to reflect on themselves when everyone who wastes their free time on a website making fun of spergs and analyzing Chris-Chan posts unanimously bulks at the prospect of wasting their time reading one's posts.

Honestly, I gave up when he first posted in the thread.

 

[Fareal]

Openly admitting you choose to piss in a cat litter tray rather than use the toilet in your own home, though.

to quite BILLY MAYS, "why the fuck would you offer that information"

 

[Cato]

Openly admitting you choose to piss in a cat litter tray rather than use the toilet in your own home, though.

Thanks for the highlight. The annoying thing is that I knew there would be some amusing bits buried in the rubble but I can't be bothered to read that shit.

 

[DuckSucker]

You don't need the attention this badly, mate.

Apparently he does. You dont know him, dude. This is like, the highlight of his life. Someone is paying attention to his when I guess even his parents wouldnt.

Well I say someone is paying attention to him, but I dont think anyone in this thread is reading his posts--but even acknowledging them is probably enough for him.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I love the cat litter containers filled with sloshing piss at the end if the second video and that he calls that disgusting pigsty a "femboi palace." Truly fucking insane. Gotta love furries.

 

[Fareal]

Also, I do tend to urinate into a repurposed cat litter container rather than pee into a toilet, but I don't crap in it. I use an improvised chamberpot for urine because it's far more convenient to do so (especially when I'm heavily hydrating while also caffeinated), and it protects me from germs that other people may have tracked in. The pee is poured into the toilet periodically- actually this helps with water conservation. I don't give a fuck whether people find my use of a chamberpot to be gross or unnecessary. It's not like I'm peeing in the corner of my room.

Dude.

You have to seriously reevaluate how you live.

I mean, I know this appeal is futile, but people who live like this end up institutionalised.

YOU MUST USE A TOILET.

This is a severe health hazard. Don't argue with me about that. It is a severe health hazard and you must use the toilet at all times.

 

[AnOminous]

Gotta gas furries.

FTFY.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

I love the cat litter containers filled with sloshing piss at the end if the second video and that he calls that disgusting pigsty a "femboi palace." Truly fucking insane. Gotta love furries.

Damn, thanks for the tip. I didn't realize he showed the piss jugs in the videos. He also shows a vomit streaked toilet which I guess explains why he uses the jugs.

Spoiler: Piss Jugs & Puke Toilet

@Field Marshal Crappenberg - I hope you get help. This is really pretty sad.