DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[DuckSucker]

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I honestly have heard the pro controller's d pad is funky sometimes, i have one and it does input wrong sometimes, in my own experience. Not all the time but there were times i was playing Zelda and the dpad is used to quick switch items, i would press right on the dpad but the menu fof the up button would come up.

Sometimes i do agree with phil's comments on a game, its a shame hes the boy who cried wolf.

Like i sucked at ARMS at first and agree the motion controls arent great. You need to move faster in that game than motion controls can register and theyre kind of sensitive so if you tilt to block but move one forward a bit, because youre flailing, you might punch. tilting to move at the same time as as dashing or jumping can be awkward and isnt as fluid as on the regular pro controller, so it can feel like youre sluggish or not moving at all. Shit like that i agree with him on, the pro controller almost gives you an advantage in terms of movement and speed. But he uses excuses like that so often, its a joke and nobody will give any weight to shit like that.

 

[pickledance]

I don't get why he hasn't moved back to his other condo, if he only moved for Panda and it was such a damn burden with her paying as well. Oh wait, cause it's Phil.

 

[Shokew]

DSP is putting up his old CT art in his house. Leads me to wonder why not decorate the "office" since you spend 99% of your time in there instead of empty hallways you never go through? Also put a few behind you for your stream maybe?
It's also always funny seeing DSP with any games below 7th gen. The dude acts like late PS2/Xbox games might as well be dinosaur bones, beyond nostalgia goggles I'm sure he hates 3rd/4th gen games with a passion.

Not gonna lie - it's not bad art in any sense, as it does tie some of those rooms he has there together. The problem is who is using to tie those rooms together - and what they're hiding / secluding themselves from, honestly.

I can almost see the white flag Phil is clearly waving from a mile away here... By that, I mean I don't think Phil has gotten over what's clearly his fault in any sense; this is clearly more of a relapse into something (or better yet, a multitude of things) Phil really does need to kick out of his life, already. Quite badly, too.

Too bad it begins with selling that art and saving up for some better furniture / decor, IMHO - if only to keep his past from haunting him like this, which it clearly is.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Rated optimistic because you implied that DSP's content was good when his method of making videos was pointing a camcorder at the screen. He hasn't changed as much as you think he has.

I meant in the eyes of the fans who hated Pandalee--I've heard the ones who turned into detractors suggest that they thought Phil was good before she showed up.

 

[James Smith]

I don't get why he hasn't moved back to his other condo, if he only moved for Panda and it was such a damn burden with her paying as well. Oh wait, cause it's Phil.

She wanted to move to Florida. Phil moved for Phil.

 

[pickledance]

She wanted to move to Florida. Phil moved for Phil.

I'm just waiting for the next begging video about how things are tight since Leanna left and it's all her fault for MAKING him move.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

She wanted to move to Florida. Phil moved for Phil.

And to think Phil could have become yet another iteration of Florida Man.

 

[PL 879]

I'm just waiting for the next begging video about how things are tight since Leanna left and it's all her fault for MAKING him move.

Phil kicking her after she's taken a hiatus from social media may very well be the impetus for Leanna to at last release her tell-all Twitlonger we all have been excitedly pining for.
I would love it to be formatted loquaciously and chronologically...burying DSP and then plunging a hastily-prepared wooden cross above the freshly dug grave.

 

[Um Oh Ah Yeah]

Phil kicking her after she's taken a hiatus from social media may very well be the impetus for Leanna to at last release her tell-all Twitlonger we all have been excitedly pining for.
I would love it to be formatted loquaciously and chronologically...burying DSP and then plunging a hastily-prepared wooden cross above the freshly dug grave.

If I could rate this optimistic, agree, and feels, I would. I doubt it'll happen, but it would be amazing if it did.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

He was wrong, and he just couldn't live without Panda.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I think the best way to explain phil's latest behavior is that he's having a mid life crisis. Not that he isn't allowed to hang up art, but he's only doing it as some sort of trigger from the break up.

 

[PL 879]

If I could rate this optimistic, agree, and feels, I would. I doubt it'll happen, but it would be amazing if it did.

I have my doubts as well since Leanna seems to have matured over the past several years. Taking a panoramic view of the situation, the reasoning behind her not saying anything include:

1) She's become a far more classy individual than Phil, and slinging mud only devolves her down to his level.
2) It's his last-ditch effort to keep her somewhat a part of his life...even if it is from a place of disdain. She wants to distance herself from the drama, as evidenced by her recent social media escape, and keeping quiet would further this cause.
3) Not responding would anger DSP by once again sending the message in his mind that his fragile manhood has been mortally wounded. Multiple rewards reaped from this strategy.

Still though, if she needs the catharses then I will be more than happy to procure all she has to say regarding honk snort the resident Renton idiot.

 

[Molester Stallone]

I think the best way to explain phil's latest behavior is that he's having a mid life crisis. Not that he isn't allowed to hang up art, but he's only doing it as some sort of trigger from the break up.

It is possible. Remember Phil couldn't paint the walls in his adult house without his fathers help. Hanging pictures on the wall and making them even and level takes some effort. I wonder who he paid to do it.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

I think the best way to explain phil's latest behavior is that he's having a mid life crisis. Not that he isn't allowed to hang up art, but he's only doing it as some sort of trigger from the break up.

New car? Refusing to admit that he's losing his hair? Thinks he's in better shape than he actually is? Trying to go back to the good ol' days? Acting like a giant child?

Yeah, I can see it.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Give it a little time...it will happen.
I am reminded of what Hemingway recounted of his own bankruptcy - "It happened very slowly, gradually, and then very suddenly."
Once that momentum begins, the bottom will drop out from under Phil before he even knows what happened.

After the P3FES scandal, no one thought his Patreon would rise that high again. Hell, he scammed his fans again with Scarface (2nd ragequit) and that time there wasn't even a drop in his Patreon.
Not to mention, you still got BSV, KG and Sammy and they will not only donate to his Patreon always, but they will also donate via bits on Twitch (well, IDK about Sammy, but BSV definitely donates a lot to DSP)
Phil's gonna be here for a long time.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

After the P3FES scandal, no one thought his Patreon would rise that high again. Hell, he scammed his fans again with Scarface (2nd ragequit) and that time there wasn't even a drop in his Patreon.
Not to mention, you still got BSV, KG and Sammy and they will not only donate to his Patreon always, but they will also donate via bits on Twitch (well, IDK about Sammy, but BSV definitely donates a lot to DSP)
Phil's gonna be here for a long time.

His downfall won't be from a lack of income (maybe if he gets banned from Twitch), but from a combination of poor spending and poor hygiene.

 

[Collections Agent]

Rated optimistic because you implied that DSP's content was good when his method of making videos was pointing a camcorder at the screen. He hasn't changed as much as you think he has.

Something not many people understand is that DSP, when he started, WAS good. Not like AVGN quality good, but good for a dude that just played video games. He was good because both standards and quality were pretty crap back then, and most people were recording screens like cavemen, however he got stuck in his ways.

It took him forever to make the switch over to a capture card, and then Pandalee happened. He declined ever since then, and hasn't stopped since.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

His downfall won't be from a lack of income (maybe if he gets banned from Twitch), but from a combination of poor spending and poor hygiene.

I can't wait for his hygiene to get to the point where it's a problem on camera. He's a naturally greasy person so he's been able to get away with a lot so far, but he'll just stop caring eventually. One of these days he's going to start regularly showing up on stream in visibly dirty clothes.

 

[Xenomorph]

DSP is putting up his old CT art in his house. Leads me to wonder why not decorate the "office" since you spend 99% of your time in there instead of empty hallways you never go through? Also put a few behind you for your stream maybe?
It's also always funny seeing DSP with any games below 7th gen. The dude acts like late PS2/Xbox games might as well be dinosaur bones, beyond nostalgia goggles I'm sure he hates 3rd/4th gen games with a passion.

Remember when he told everyone he is an "adult" now and shouldn't have that artwork up because it's childish? I sense the hoard is coming out soon and placed expertly in the kitchen.

 

[Cubanodun]

Maybe i'm looking at the wrong page, but i don't really see his patreon going down whenever he gets called out on something for the billionth time or does something exceptionally stupid

His patreon always go to the shit at the end of the month, he pledge himself so people don't celebrate his demise, ironically enough this is a common tactic between rat kings