Thank you for summarizing this from nick. I needed a laugh today.
💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.
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I'm sure YouTube wants the "emulate the voice of a man's underage daughter so pedophiles can make her talk about joining onlyfans" system.
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How is 'de-stigmatising the bedroom' going for you Nick? (Yes, this was one of his explictly goals in 2023 as he pivoted to 'relarionship' content)
I also remember that poor man whose wife gushed about his struggles with ED to the internet and how unsatisfied she was. He hasn't added to the statistic lf suicides from what I have seen his wife post, but that is no thanks to you.
First to find a niche and first to fumble it without enjoying it. Nick is the Philo Farnsworth of LawTube
Where is the tweet/comment that people should not expect him to keep promises he never made?
AARON AT MUH GOOOOOO!
KURT AND SEAN ARE FAT!
I have seen many who have taken him as a life lesson and quit drink and drugs beciase of it. He is only useful as an object lesson and byword among more decent folk.
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Gaslighting Whayla and making her feel like a useless burden that's responsible for Nick's mistakes, turning her into a lifeless husk that spends all her time high on meds in bed watching star trek isn't really cherishing her
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I know that I (and plenty of other posters) have mentioned it before but it still blows me away when I compare the dude Nick was when he was streaming with Josh and making fun of Gree to whatever he's become today. Even lesser men who have had run-ins with the law or horrible experiences with drugs come out the other side and somewhat resemble the man they used to be. With Nick they might as well be two different guys.
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That is correct. Don Lemon has been indited by a federal grand jury of the FACE act.
It's truly amazing Branca even had a show with Nick. Perhaps he wanted a sympathetic ear because he was so butt-hurt by the debate with Nate the Lawyer? Nick and Branca are just two rambling coke-heads. By the way, Nate made two videos regarding the drama about the debate. One of which he unlisted.
Thread tax.
Credit: @elb
Nick is so utterly ridiculous in this picture. This is something that might amuse a two year-old child. He has nothing. The whole WhatTheHales drama is dying off, no more cooking with Kurt, and the Dabbleverse crap is going nowhere.
This popped into my mind as a hecking wholesome outcome.
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"Or do you not know that wrongdoers will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor men who have sex with men"
-1 Corinthians 6:9
"May your fountain be blessed, and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
A loving doe, a graceful deer— may her breasts satisfy you always, may you ever be intoxicated with her love.
Why, my son, be intoxicated with another man’s wife? Why embrace the bosom of a wayward woman?
For your ways are in full view of the LORD, and he examines all your paths.
The evil deeds of the wicked ensnare them; the cords of their sins hold them fast.
For lack of discipline they will die, led astray by their own great folly."
-Proverbs 5:18-23
"But a man who commits adultery has no sense; whoever does so destroys himself."
-Proverbs 6:32
Christianity has so many funny and weird verses condemning Rackets' behavior.
Also, Nick, why do you think that this would convince anyone? Anyone fooled by this dumb of an argument are the same kind of people who believed you when you said that the drug test results were from the cops rubbing coke in your kid's hair.
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Get em, Sunni! Get em!
That's a good boy. That's a VERY good boy!!! *head pats*
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Also, remember that in that same month or so ago, Megan Fox donated a thousand subs. Were it not for her, he'd be at 408k now.Nick had stopped bleeding subscribers for a month or so, but right when he says most of his money comes from subscriptions, the downward trend picks up again.
He's still been slowly bleeding to death this whole time.
Says the guy who thinks Melton and Juju the Cow are peak comedians.
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Given Nick's propensity for faggy wordgames this basically means he's going full retard again doesn't it.
Not an open marriage = we're swingers (since that's totally different in his booze and nitrous addled mind)
not trying to have sex = are doing it, or have at least arranged it since that means he's no longer trying to have sex.
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Kevin Brennan on MLC Podcast is dumping on ol' Balldoman again:
Link won't work after the stream is done, no rewind. Bless the clippers.
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Coming from Rekieta, a man who kisses the feet of a fat pedophile who thinks child rape songs are funny?
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Listened to this - he seems to think that users being able to add AI voices from samples which then read superchats belongs to Melton and would have to be purchased. Wouldn't Melton/Moody need to patent this for that to be the case? And then wouldn't Melton/Moody need to be prepared to fight patent infringement cases if they were granted a patent?
They can't afford any of that. I'm guessing Nick offered to file the patent for free but it's going to be AI generated slop that will either get rejected or beat in a lawsuit. Not that they can afford to litigate a patent lawsuit - Melton can't even afford to hire a lawyer for his HRO case against Aaron.
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Prior art, nigger. This is at least in the top 50 dumbest things Nick has ever said. If you're going to be a patent troll and extort people for nuisance settlements that doesn't mean being some retarded cokehead paired with a fat, greasy pedophile.
You need some actual white shoe lawyers on the ground to pull that against Google. They would mop the floor with this BBC-infused cum dumpster of a weak homo.
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Nick is absolutely screwing the pooch. He’s trying to serve a tutorial on KB’s career and giving out wrong info, such as that KB was on Howard Stern and it was his “claim to fame.” Except he was never on Stern, and his biggest claims to fame would be SNL, his many comedy specials and his NBC pilot, I guess. Nick asked his BFF Grok and didn’t check his work lol. Fucking retard.
ETA: Nick is telling on himself. He’s just wildly lashing out, saying whatever he thinks will be most hurtful, while pretending to be calm and pretending he has a clue. It’s fucking hilarious. He’s literally clueless.
LIE ALERT
Nick: “I’ll always be fully transparent about what I make.”
KB: “Then show us the 1099s.”
Nick went into this not knowing that “Show us the 1099s” is a common MLC refrain whenever Melton or someone else tries to claim they’re winning on views (which don’t pay bills).
ETA: Nick is telling on himself. He’s just wildly lashing out, saying whatever he thinks will be most hurtful, while pretending to be calm and pretending he has a clue. It’s fucking hilarious. He’s literally clueless.
LIE ALERT Nick: “I’ll always be fully transparent about what I make.”
KB: “Then show us the 1099s.”
Nick went into this not knowing that “Show us the 1099s” is a common MLC refrain whenever Melton or someone else tries to claim they’re winning on views (which don’t pay bills).
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Nick is too lazy and Vitamin B12 Deficient to perform any real research on KB.
He 100% asked Grok for a summary and will concede it the moment he is challenged on his error.
Nick thinks he can be an authority without actual standards. Its really embarrassing.
He 100% asked Grok for a summary and will concede it the moment he is challenged on his error.
Nick thinks he can be an authority without actual standards. Its really embarrassing.
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Holy fuck. Nick is seriously claiming he “blows MLC out of the water EVERY DAY.” So he’s claiming his invisible numbers (Supertips and gifted memberships) add up to over $10k/month currently.
KB has already challenged him to show 1099s (security-redacted) and YouTube Studio screenshots. Nick will never show them.
ETA
PROJECTION ALERT
Nick hurls the biggest insult he can think of at KB and calls him “ordinary.” THAT’s what was supposed to be Nick’s big mic drop moment. As @Himedall All-seeing Waifu says: LOL!
KB has already challenged him to show 1099s (security-redacted) and YouTube Studio screenshots. Nick will never show them.
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PROJECTION ALERT Nick hurls the biggest insult he can think of at KB and calls him “ordinary.” THAT’s what was supposed to be Nick’s big mic drop moment. As @Himedall All-seeing Waifu says: LOL!
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Rackets knows a patent attorney who moved from Virginia to Austin, all he would need to do is put in a good word for them, and I'm sure Kurt would do it at a friend's and family rate.. oh wait.
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Haven't been able to watch Nick in a while but Kevin reacting has helped. I don't appreciate Greg Giraldo catching aome strays though