Careercow David "Proud Cuck" Futrelle - Owner of "We Hunted The Mammoth" and Supreme White Knight

[Randall Fragg]

David Futrelle is the owner of We Hunted The Mammoth, a blog which is kind of like if the Loveshy Therapy Center was run by a humorless "feminist" who chimped out at lolcows instead of laughing at them.
However, Futrelle wasn't always a feminist white knight. Back in the 90s, Davy was a fervernt defender of pornography who got friendzoned so hard he turned into a sort of proto-MRA.

His writings from the time are mostyly book reviews, in which a few of his MRA tenancies slip through:
"People should shut the fuck up about being victims. Also, Whar males victyims of abuse???"
"fucking kids, people should shut the fuck up about kids being victims. Fucking AIDS babies"
"Well, maybe we should let 13 year olds marry the 20 year olds who fathered their child. Maybe it's that Victorian Morality ruining everything, just like they did with prostitutes"
"But even the Butlerites couldn't always heed their own advice, at times falling back on coercive strategies to control the sexual behavior of young girls"
David sure does know a lot about how to obtain porn on the internet.
"Childhood abuse stories are witchhunts, #NickBatesDidNothingWrong"
"Salo is tottaly art u guys, why's everyone looking at me like that?"
And of course, the obligatory "Feminazis are after my porn" article.
After his conversion to feminism sometime in the 00s, David started the site Manboobz, now called We Hunted The Mammoth, which mostly rant about Anime Nazis and MRAs, when David isn't posting cat picture because he got triggered by some autist.
Some of this quality journalism includes:
"Amy Shumer totally didn't rape a guy who was completely intoxicated, it's not rape because he was a man!"
White Knighting for Muslims (because they sure do love feminism)
BIG RED DINDOO NUFFIN LEAVE BIG RED ALONE!!
Actual cucks get triggered by people who use cuck as an insult. Guess who he defends?
"REEET!! TRIBE TATTOOS! MUSCLES! DUDEBRO! REEEEEEETTT, TRUMP DID THIS!!!!!!"
Butthurt over Brexit, David screams incoherantly about Trump and Anime Nazis.

A while back, David was caught in some drama after a troll infiltrated a RadFem forum, and found exactly the kind of "KILL ALL MEN" you'd expect. Of course, David jumped in to white knight and claim that the screen caps were taken out of context.
They weren't. Not that David would admit it.
ED Article: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/David_Futrelle

Spoiler: Dox. Props to CatParty for this

David Futrelle

Address:

Street: 1418 W. BERWYN Apt. 2

City: Chicago

County: Cook

State/Province: IL

Postal Code: 60640

Country: US

Phone:

1-773-271-8086

Phone Company: Ameritech Illinois

Phone Type: Landline

Political Affiliation:

Committees of Correspondence

Email:

FUTRELLE@WELL.COM

futrelle@wehuntedthemammoth.com

dfutrelle@gmail.com

Skype:

david.futrelle

Twitter:

@DavidFutrelle

ID: 348174495

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Websites:

wehuntedthemammoth.com

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[Trombonista]

So he's feminism's biggest A-Log, huh?

Why did he change the name of his site? Was "Manboobz" considered "body-shaming"?

 

[Ichimaru Gin]

Oh, I've read that blog a couple times. I could have sworn the owner was a stereotypical fat feminist lesbian, though I guess I wasn't that far off.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

This is really rather interesting, this is. It's like the gender political equivalent of an ex smoker. You know how people who used to smoke always get butthurt about smokers being near them? Well, he seems to be an ex manospheroid, and I think deep down he still is a manospheroid, but he really, really, really, doesn't want to go back down that route.

Either way, I've got £10.00 that says he's a virgin with rage.

 

[chimpburgers]

In the Aurini thread, people were divided over whether Futrelle was worthy of a thread but I think approaching it from this POV works.

 

[AnOminous]

It's certainly worth keeping here to see what happens.

 

[drain]

"Like a lot of people, I’ve watched with a mixture of amusement and incredulity over the past year or so as the term “cuck” has become the insult of choice amongst the Anime Nazis and assorted other miscreants who make up the resurgent far right."
"The word is to alt-right racists what “mangina” is to MRAs. And, much like “mangina,” it’s a consummately ineffective insult. "
"Landry continues on in much the same vein, suggesting that “cuck” has caught on as an insult because it’s no longer socially acceptable to call someone a “f*ggot.”

Those folks really like to discuss about fuckery and nothing at all. The majority of 'offended' people are offended with nothing of importance, thinking that the 'microagressions' are something real.
I want to see those people in a third world country, face to face with racism, rape, poverty, diseases...

 

[Feline Darkmage]

He actually mentioned us positively during the Jace v Brianna stuff. He called us "Internet Detectives". I give this guy a lot more credit than places like GamerGhazi (that he unfortunately cites on occasion) who reacted like they do to everything. Which is yelling about it.

I think all he does to not be a lolcow is to calm down and lighten up a little bit at the MRA Anime Nazis.

Like, he shouldn't take guys like Jack Barnes seriously at all. Barnes is a lolcow, internet tough guy, and stupid hick and the only reaction appropriate to someone like that is monitoring him and chuckling whenever he says something like... well, literally anything said by Jack Barnes,

 

[AnOminous]

"Like a lot of people, I’ve watched with a mixture of amusement and incredulity over the past year or so as the term “cuck” has become the insult of choice amongst the Anime Nazis and assorted other miscreants who make up the resurgent far right."
"The word is to alt-right racists what “mangina” is to MRAs. And, much like “mangina,” it’s a consummately ineffective insult. "
"Landry continues on in much the same vein, suggesting that “cuck” has caught on as an insult because it’s no longer socially acceptable to call someone a “f*ggot.”

Except the people who call people cucks all the time also usually call them faggots and niggers too.

 

[pickledance]

He also runs this increadibly dumb tumblr:
http://confusedcatsagainstfeminism.tumblr.com/

Pretty much just there to mock women who aren't drinking 3rd wave koolaid while both failing to be funny and failing to see the irony of shitting on women being ok when he does it.

 

[selere]

Weird how these freaks always have history of defending child pornography.

Actually, not weird at all, hopefully this fat fuck has his CP stash found and is sent to rot in jail.

Also, if you're the sort of person who chimps out to try to defend Big Red, you should really spend your time doing something more productive for society, like bashing your head into a wall.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Hmmmm well that explains why we hunted the mammouth isn't funny despite having the mra as it's source material.

 

[Trombonista]

Thinking about it more, David Futrelle is kinda like Cathy Brennan: A lolcow who documents a group of lolcows.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Thinking about it more, David Futrelle is kinda like Cathy Brennan: A lolcow who documents a group of lolcows.

See also: the average Kiwi.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

http://archive.is/EEQB4

Breaking News: Trump says ill-phrased and ill-advised nonsense drivel; Futrelle believes that "2nd Amendment people stopping her" means calling for assassination.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Is David Futile still rattling on?

Bloody hell.

The man would attend the opening of a letter.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/13/magazine/hunting-the-manosphere.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
The NYT did a profile on him recently.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/13/magazine/hunting-the-manosphere.html?partner=rss&emc=rss
The NYT did a profile on him recently.

"Futrelle has made himself an expert on the “manosphere”" such an achievement!

 

[Ginger Piglet]

"Futrelle has made himself an expert on the “manosphere”" such an achievement!

Because he used to be one. If he hadn't seen the light he'd be posting on Kings Wiki and spitting his dummy when his mother made him empty his pissjugs.

 

[reptile0009]

Here's Dave's response to CNN blackmailing the guy who made that meme:

I have no idea if he plans on writing an article on his little blog defending CNN's actions, but I'll keep an eye on his blog and update if he does.