Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

I absolutely LOVE giving boatloads of money to companies that I shit on on the Twatter daily.

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>cyber war

@cumrobbery

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I'm back to theorizing that Wu is really just an oversized robot with a broken AI. Whenever anyone suggests she take Lyft or a cab, she actually LOLs at them. Lyfts are for young, unserious millennials! Cabs are for old people who use Androids! UBER is, in Wu's mind, the "Limousine One" of car services. She feels important when she rides in one.

And we all know that her "ethics" only stretch as far as her immediate personal comfort or desires.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Wu just watched The Office on Netflix and thinks that this is what "normal, employable people" do every day:
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Wouldn't surprise me, seeing as she seems to have based so much of the rest of her character on the wildly successful, hypercompetent, universally beloved Michael Scott
 
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"As someone who lived in a state next to Georgia" really nigga

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EDIT: No mention of course that the winner, Karen Handel, is the first Republican woman to be elected to Congress from Georgia. Not that I personally give a shit nor should anyone, but funny how that's only important if you're the right kind of woman - like John W. Flynt, obviously.
Republican women don't exist to John, they're not women. He's that shallow and petty.
 
Prepare your cringe, this is some hardcore delusion (archive)

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Okay so this fucking idiot reviews Twatter feeds for a living? What the fuck.

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Hey Josh, we can already see that Wu's Twitter "strategy" isn't working. John's financials are out there and, surprise surprise, it's dismal. Almost all of the donations to his farce of a campaign are from outside the district he's running in and the amount generated was pathetically low. For all of Brianna's "real talk" on social media, there's nothing to suggest that he has connected with the voters of the district.

EDIT: To the shock of no one, Josh and Brianna are Twitter buddies. Josh asked about joining Johnny's campaign staff back in January. Not that he felt this was important info to disclose prior to shilling Wu's scam.
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if Wu just watched The Office on Netflix and thinks that this is what "normal, employable people" do every day:
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Isn't that essentially how John ran Giantspacekat? Other people doing the hard work and him just skulking around being the "quirky" boss?
 
I haven't seen it, but wasn't this movie made without any knowledge of actual hacker culture and just regurgitated popular conceptions about them (kewl kids who break into super-sikrit corporate/government computers)? If so, it should be very fitting for Brianna.
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"What, Johnny... your mom buy you a GameStation devkit for Christmas?"


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Authentic politician! Add this to the list, boys.
  • She's an authentic person on Twitter (despite all of the Twitter lies and backpedaling)
  • Just like she's an authentic cis woman who gets to claim LGBT membership simply because she's bi and TOTALLY NOT HOMOPHOBIC toward gay cis men
  • Just like she supposedly worked DevOps for a company that doesn't exist despite having no training or degree
  • Just like she was supposed to be homeless at the time of having this DevOps job
  • Just like she was she was disowned as a "child" at age 29 or 30 in 2007
  • Just like she was an investigative journalist at yet to be named newspapers that no one can find.
  • Just like she totally lost gay friends to suicide and friends in the military to Bush's war
  • Just like she is a software engineer and definitely didn't hire Maria Enderton and Amanda Warner to program and animate her entire game.
And so on.

I really really hope that Lynch is a secret Kiwi. He'd be laughing his ass off.
 
Do the Democrats even have an agenda right now? . . . Someone should ask wuwu

Why? Stephen Lynch is not only a Democrat but also right there if you need mansplaining, with the added bonus that people have actually cast votes for him to represent their interests, unlike John.

The steadily dropping scambux graph is so beautiful to me, like how a dog piss stain on yesterday's financial section of the newspaper in the shape of a woman looks to OPL I'd imagine.
 
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4/ like you for example
You wish it was that easy, Bri.
No, see, in your campaign, you will be attacked for being a college dropout with a history of drug abuse, spotty employment, and controversy. Then there's your suspicious lack of any records indicating certain qualifications or accomplishments, despite your claim to them. There's also the matter of the multiple versions of your personal history you've offered over the years, along with your inability to handle criticism or dissent of any kind, your blatantly partisan "them vs us" ideology, and your utter lack of experience in any leadership role, to say nothing of politics. We also can't forget your apparently vague understanding of exactly what powers the office would and would not grant you, along with your irresponsibly unrealistic promises of what you can accomplish with said power.

Your entirely provable, recorded, and firmly established hatred of men is like fifteenth down your list of things that make you unqualified for office, dear.
You're a political novice with a platform that borders on radicalism who is taking on an incumbent with an established track record of good public policy.
I wouldn't say you're dead in the water so much as in the process of being dredged out of the lake.
 
You wish it was that easy, Bri.
No, see, in your campaign, you will be attacked for being a college dropout with a history of drug abuse, spotty employment, and controversy. Then there's your suspicious lack of any records indicating certain qualifications or accomplishments, despite your claim to them. There's also the matter of the multiple versions of your personal history you've offered over the years, along with your inability to handle criticism or dissent of any kind, your blatantly partisan "them vs us" ideology, and your utter lack of experience in any leadership role, to say nothing of politics. We also can't forget your apparently vague understanding of exactly what powers the office would and would not grant you, along with your irresponsibly unrealistic promises of what you can accomplish with said power.

Your entirely provable, recorded, and firmly established hatred of men is like fifteenth down your list of things that make you unqualified for office, dear.
You're a political novice with a platform that borders on radicalism who is taking on an incumbent with an established track record of good public policy.
I wouldn't say you're dead in the water so much as in the process of being dredged out of the lake.
plus he looks like a Commonwealth ghoul
 
How are we supposed to go back and look at 1000's of tweets from Wu promoting kindness to men? Wu specifically deleted all of her prior tweets when she launched her "campaign" so nobody could go back and see her many conflicting opinions on everything under the sun...
People will have to come to the Kiwifarms to find Brianna Wu tweets.

And learn of John Flynt.

And the rabbit hole will go so deep you'll find his severed dick.
 
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