Jake Goldman self inserts himself into PPG reboot to ship with his waifu - no, his waifu is not ms. keane.

I'm gonna bet like 50 bucks that he has some homemade draw porn of the PPG with his shitty Jewish self insert on his computer that he loves to stare at all day.
As much as this will be even funnier, needless to say this is nothing new considering the creator of Rugrats did so, and even then he isn't the only one who does so fyi.

How does this blatant pedo have defenders?
Probably because they dislike witchhunts, since the reasons for their defense is just "They're just lying" without providing some rebuttals. Needless to say, if this is acceptable for Cartoon Network it's pretty pathetically hilarious to look at.
 
As much as this will be even funnier, needless to say this is nothing new considering the creator of Rugrats did so, and even then he isn't the only one who does so fyi.

Yeah this. Most artists and writers are at least s little deviant. They're just not open about it like this guy is. Like I'm sure somewhere locked in a filing cabinet Matt Groening has some really weird porn of those creepy rabbits he likes drawing.
 
As much as this will be even funnier, needless to say this is nothing new considering the creator of Rugrats did so, and even then he isn't the only one who does so fyi.

Wait, what? Oh God, that's even worse.

Was going to say, he's probably referring to this joke storyboard made by the actual animators and writers that was confiscated eventually, but now I'm not so sure anymore.

Probably is nothing in the long-run, but this thing Jake retweeted
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leads to... some kind of fart jokes podcast? I don't know what it is, exactly, but it has the Powerpuff Girls, and... uh...
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Attempting to download the (free) 40-minute audio that's listed as "explicit".

EDIT: Goddammit, all of those fart stock effects in the intro... Also Jake hums the PPG battle theme. It's just as annoying as you expect.

EDIT 2: Only three-and-a-half minutes in, and it's full of autism, holy shit.

EDIT 3: What the fuck am I listening to. They're just all making up their own fart sound effects and I have no idea what the scenario is supposed to be. They mentioned this... eighth-grade science teacher came to the classroom alone, but I have no idea what's going on. (Also, the guests all sucked at making fart sounds, the host said "They don't speak to me.")
 
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Was going to say, he's probably referring to this joke storyboard made by the actual animators and writers that was confiscated eventually, but now I'm not so sure anymore.

Probably is nothing in the long-run, but this thing Jake retweeted
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leads to... some kind of fart jokes podcast? I don't know what it is, exactly, but it has the Powerpuff Girls, and... uh...
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Attempting to download the (free) 40-minute audio that's listed as "explicit".

EDIT: Goddammit, all of those fart stock effects in the intro... Also Jake hums the PPG battle theme. It's just as annoying as you expect.

EDIT 2: Only three-and-a-half minutes in, and it's full of autism, holy shit.

EDIT 3: What the fuck am I listening to. They're just all making up their own fart sound effects and I have no idea what the scenario is supposed to be. They mentioned this... eighth-grade science teacher came to the classroom alone, but I have no idea what's going on. (Also, the guests all sucked at making fart sounds, the host said "They don't speak to me.")

Fuck, I forgot Haley had a thing for butt jokes... Jesus...

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I'm just spacing out at this point, but 14:15 in, the host said, "I found it interesting you guys all presumed [the fart sound] was a male part."

Fucking fart patriarchy amirite.

EDIT: Halfway in, everyone just sounds like they either don't really want to be there, or they just suck that much behind the microphone. Buttercup's voice actress clearly doesn't sound like a professional (put some emotion into your voice, girl!), and even Jake sounds so bored--and I can't believe I'm sympathizing with him in that regard.
 
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I'm just spacing out at this point, but 14:15 in, the host said, "I found it interesting you guys all presumed [the fart sound] was a male part."

Fucking fart patriarchy amirite.

EDIT: Halfway in, everyone just sounds like they either don't really want to be there, or they just suck that much behind the microphone. Buttercup's voice actress clearly doesn't sound like a professional (put some emotion into your voice, girl!), and even Jake sounds so bored--and I can't believe I'm sympathizing with him in that regard.

I've only seen three episodes of the reboot when it first came out and she sounds like a half-assed Bart Simpson whenever she voices Buttercup. The replacement voice actresses clearly weren't trained too good.
 
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I got seven five minutes of this shit left (wait, when did this other non-faggot guy show up?), and it's the most pointless thing to have ever graced podcasting. It also just astounds me how it is people can still bring in their own bullshit agendas into something like a fart podcast. Like they just bring it up like it was natural.

This may have just been a glimpse into what it'd be like to sit in a room writing out an episode with these people, but it completely explains everything. This is the future of entertainment, and thank God the shit they fart out will never hold a candle to great entertainment.

I'll close this out with this meaningful quote:

"To be honest, it was kind of meditative. Like I'm going to be more thoughtful about the farts that I know, hear, see..."
- Haley Mancini
 
I got seven five minutes of this shit left (wait, when did this other non-faggot guy show up?), and it's the most pointless thing to have ever graced podcasting. It also just astounds me how it is people can still bring in their own bullshit agendas into something like a fart podcast. Like they just bring it up like it was natural.

This may have just been a glimpse into what it'd be like to sit in a room writing out an episode with these people, but it completely explains everything. This is the future of entertainment, and thank God the shit they fart out will never hold a candle to great entertainment.

I'll close this out with this meaningful quote:

"To be honest, it was kind of meditative. Like I'm going to be more thoughtful about the farts that I know, hear, see..."
- Haley Mancini
This bitch has a fart fetish, I'm sure.
 
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