💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

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  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

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    684
What are your top 5 most fucked up Nick episodes?
1. The MNPublicRecords leaks, turning the arrest from hilarious to horrifying, his reputation is instantly obliterated.
2. AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed is an all-time classic, especially when watched in full where he blames Mister Mekotur for the failed appeal and goes into a rant about how he time-travelled to retroactively cause tentacle hentai.
3. The immediate post-arrest stream where he postulates as a based right-winger under attack by the loony-left state and WILL FIGHT THE LAW!!!
4. The QueenKiki stream, where at the hint that his beloved star-crossed lover April Anderson may have talked shit about him behind his back. The mere notion of this sent him into a frothing frenzy.
5. The hot tub stream where he justifies the medicinal value of cocaine, really makes you think.
BTW, Wil Herren is 100 percent volunteering his time to help Nick try to make some money and a comeback. Absolute gutter trash.
Wil, its been over a year, please stop taking your dentures out to suck Rekieta cock just because you got snubbed for a interview. Its really pathetic.
 
Is he referring to himself or Matt lmao

Nick once again proving his pathetic superiority complex. He's too rich and disconnected to understand the effects of overwhelming illegal immigration.
You guys already know it's typical NPD projecting. The funny thing is Matt Mead is a narcissist too. This is why BPD Scarlett monkey branches between them like April did Nick and Aaron. Only difference is Scarlett has more sex skills to entice these pathetic man-child simps.
 
Nick was threatening people with a DMCA strike if they did. He claimed it was Locals Exclusive content.
I spoke with Aaron awhile back and since he created the content he owns it and I was able to get permission. It requires a whooooolllleeee lot of censoring though.

I’m 1/3 of the way through or so and might need to take a second pass, it’s possible it’ll sound like Swiss cheese by the time I’m done with it. We’ll see
 
I spoke with Aaron awhile back and since he created the content he owns it and I was able to get permission. It requires a whooooolllleeee lot of censoring though.

I’m 1/3 of the way through or so and might need to take a second pass, it’s possible it’ll sound like Swiss cheese by the time I’m done with it. We’ll see
This is a good point - Aaron recorded it so he owns the video. Nick would know that if he understood the law.
 
This is a good point - Aaron recorded it so he owns the video. Nick would know that if he understood the law.
It's entirely possible he did/does know Aaron recorded it, but he threatened nevertheless. Remember, he's not only an idiot, but also immensely dishonest. At the time, it was believed sufficient for Folger's Can to upload the raw file here and see if Nick would be dumb enough to try invoking a manual DMCA takedown against KF. Null handles all those personally.
 
This is a good point - Aaron recorded it so he owns the video. Nick would know that if he understood the law.
Same with the slatternly photos of a topless Kayla that's judicially declared to be worth a measly $50.
Another win for the toe!
 
Nick did claim that at one or more points, yeah.

But you know... whenever Nick's lips are moving...
One could hear Mint Salad on the recording. They were sitting with Nick and Whayla, from other photos. It doesn't matter though, Aaron would own the rights since it was his event.

If only Chrissie's dad hadn't gotten into sports gambling...
 
Film for hire? Idk. I’ll double check that it’s safe to post before I do.
They did the stupid skit before the event too, something about Eric July. I'll be damned if I can find it at this hour.
Edit to add: found it
Riley with an interesting defense of Rekieta's decision to try his hand at standup

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Riley posts short clip of Nick's set

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Riley posted a short skit taped at the venue referencing how he taped cash on the door to Eric July's warehouse.

Rekieta and Andrew_Wahoo feature, I think the fourth guy is the show organizer.

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Hey Nick, any comments?
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Another conservative streamer with a travel kit. These guys are always prepared.
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(From the new Elijah Schaeffer thread.)

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Nick was awake the whole night tweeting. At 5:30AM, he releases a new Youtube short which, unlike his other shorts, gets announced on Twitter.

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Hey Nick, any comments?
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From the new Elijah Schaeffer thread

Nick is currently on Twitter talking about everything but the conservative influencer scandal involving people he has met in person and got blackout drunk with.
How interesting. I don't remember, was Elijah there when Nick got roofied in Texas? Has he also eaten the goo? 🤔
 
the video needs to be on YouTube, Twitter or Reddit for him to play it. For whatever reason he doesn’t play videos from sites he doesn’t use.
That Mega upload, BTW, was uploaded in 2023 and spammed at Chad Zumock for him to use. I dunno if he ever did, but he may have the file handy and can lend KB a hand. I know they often stream together.

Not only did Zumock cover it, he even briefly revealed that the entire KF local archive has already been uploaded to YouTube on his own channel, albeit privated:

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So if Brennan's hangup is not just boomering the tech but also some belief that sourcing from familiar platforms would generally have less risk of getting his channel struck, then the path of least resistance could be for Chad to just send KB an unprivated link to the YouTube upload that he already has.


You’re telling me Nick Rekieta backed down as soon as someone called out his bullshit and told him to produce specific proof of his faggy claims?
Nick acknowledges KB talked about him, but doesn't want to wasted time tbralking about KB.

Huh, for a guy who's so over this feud and moving on, he sure was busy seething at today's MLC in real-time like usual, even provoking a new challenge that this gutless coward will conveniently sidestep just like the 1099 challenge:



...and still bitching on Twitter about someone who was supposed to be such a "nobody" and " a who-cares":

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Rent-free, bish! Brennan set off PTSD flashbacks by trying to take Nick's Transformers toy blonde fucktoy away, and he will never hear the end of it until Nick turns himself into the dabbleverse's new Stuttering John, which is all but admitted to be KB's objective at this point.


On MLC today people were trotting out all kinds of Rekieta lore. Some of it I’d forgotten completely.

It was quite a crash course today but he seems eager to stockpile even more ammo for a protracted campaign, whether Nick pretends to ignore him or not:

 
Are you just making a joke or is there some evidence that points to this being the reason that he was murdered?
There's no public evidence, but there have been whispers for ages that it was not just an act of random violence. (It was on Long Island after all, not Newark or even Harlem.) The topic even came up yesterday on the MLC Podcast episode mentioned up thread, including the sports betting bit.
 
So when KB is killing him over his standup stuff Nick is going to completely reverse his position on right to publicity/likeness stuff, right? Just a total 180 from how dumb Kurt is to think it's probably actionable to use his likeness for defamatory purposes. All the way - crash rudder - to what kind of a monster would think they can take a video of me and my private confidential performance for an entire bar and just make fun of it in the Internet?
 
"It's different when I'm the one being made fun of! I'm a Real Boy with rights!" -- Nick Rekieta on why you can't transform his stand up by heckling during his next Kooking With Kurt segment.
 
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